RBL Mag by Formal and Super!

[Super.]

Intro

First off this week was pretty good on the no show aspect. The people that said they weren’t going to show, and they did, but as always we had a few people that just didn’t show. But all in all this week was pretty good. Votes are getting better, but still could use some work. For now you guys will get away with some things, but after new years there will some change as I said. As for the RBL staying active through the holiday’s the answer is yes, it will. So please sign out if you think you might not show. And for the people in this week, you better show, or Im stealing all your damn presents. Anyway, not much to comment on this week, so well, enjoy the rest of the mag.

Who’s Who? Literally.

Its been brought to my attention through others, and well my own view that there is a new tide of fresh faces. Whether it be people from other sites, newbies, or just the old alias. With heads like Spit That, L.M., John Hensley, Black Writer and other such people making their place in the Top 30, a lot of us vets ask where the hell are the vets, we used to know. Well kids, they come and go, simple as that. They make their mark on the league, and leave when they feel time is right. Leaving space for the talented not so as known heads. Are they as good? Maybe. Do they have the same potential to be as good as the “vets”? Of course. Its only a matter of time. Im sure some us remember when Resin, Fracture, and Dough were newbies, and shit look at em now. I can guarantee Spit That, John Hensley, L.M., Aven Brooks, Shadows Edge, and others will make their impact. Don’t let the new names fool you, the skill and potential is all still here in the RBL.

Bottom 30 Review

Bottom 30 doesn’t really have much to offer now a days. Its hard to comment
on people when half of them no show. But there is some diamonds in the rough, who make it a point to show every week. Riboclease, though not necessarily a great battler right now, is showing determination. Most people would sign out after losing once, but this kid has went up in down in his wins. Taking each for what they are, and trying to improve himself. Hats off to him. Criteria and Stigmeta have a battle this week, and a battle of tworeal good under 30 battlers. Of course you have some alias out there, which one, I don’t know, but they are there. Will they be as good as an Island, or a Papermate, maybe. As of now though there is a select few to mention, because many are just too new to know much about.

RBL Editorial By Trap

Yeah so before I start this it's 4.35 am. I got home 2 hours ago after a crazy ass bitch and her booty call. This bitch was freaky as fuck .. letting me finger her and her licking her juices and uhh that was like an hour and a half of flipping positions and consecutive BJs. She even licked my balls and the creases inbetween where my rash is. I HOLLLLAAAA!

Anyway, what I just wrote (true story) is better then whats been going on in the RBL as of late. Noticed a lot of bitching as usual. Whining kids asking for extensions, which is the most pathetic thing i've ever seen. I think I only gave 3 or 4 extensions .. and those kids must've caught me on the nights I was really drunk. The Mods I think are doing a great job to keep their composure throughout this whole thing though. Except for Macabre, what the fuck has this kid done? Imperial did more then him as a Mod. This Blackberries guy is cool. Too bad he's making a mockery of Adonis' style. Bad move Mr. Alias. Still he's nice. Lets see .. who else .. Danger isn't bad, if he's actually 13. And with that Slug Community line, i'm guessing he really is. Black Writer isn't bad .. i'm guessing thats either AlphaOmni or Vadik. Why don't you guys stay with your original names you pathetic bastards? Top Kids aren't doing bad. I see the usual suspects are still in it. Ideal vs Demik for the 55th time. I see a lot of RSTL kids coming back to the RBL, because I guess they think they can win. Vern is back .. why? I thought you left for the army / navy / something or other. Ehhhh. You should just ban alias names. Who's Nightmare and why is the bastard 16-2? I really like shadow's edge, and thats just in a handshake guy way. He should be RBL champ soon, mark my word. So hmm, RBL looks okay. Still needs some big names to drop by every now and then, but I agree with User in his last mag about the new kids needing to prove and make a name for themselves.

Anyway back to the freak-a-leek story .. ever pull a chicks hair while your tearing her back out? Yeah .. imma hit this chick up later on this week again. And maybe her roomate too. Her roomate broke up with her man tonight. And this chick I fuck with likes threesomes. "So lets put two and two together .. i want you and you together." PCE kiddies.

[Super.]

RBL Top 30 Recap

RBL Contendership Match: 3. John Hensley (13-2) vs. 4. Premonition (12-3)
It was probably me, but i didnt think this battle was as nice as people said it was..i thought it was pretty decent. LOL@premo's mad gay line, that was dope, also liked the closer. john dropped cool, his opener, fuck a fat bitch, and be on ur ass were nice. i thought john beat monster, but it was so close they got a tie and i had to send them both to the championship.

7. Synthesis (8-0) vs. 8. Oliver_Thenet (6-2)
I personally thought syn beat oliver, by a big margin but thats me. Syn had a couple nice lines, like the heat to ya head, makin another name, and who wanna be all over you lines. the rest of his verse was straight, nothing bad. Deon on the other hand had a verse full of counters, i mean nicca played off everything in syn's verse with the exception of 2-3 bars. i thought deon didnt drop good, he had lots of played concepts and lines, along with feeding all throughout his verse. i dont know how..but syn got shut out and oliver got the win.

9. Shadows Edge (17-5) vs. 10. Frame (13-3)
Damn yo, i thought i had the gayest pic here but i was wrong! Frame look like hes 7 1/2 years old and he got pantyhose on his dome, roflz. shadows fuckin merked frame, his table line was sick as hell, rest was pretty funny. frame had his two opening lines going for him, but that was it, he didnt finish too good and it cost him. Shadows wins easy via shutout.

13. Revelations (7-0) vs. 14. Limits (5-1)
This battle was aight. Limits started off slow but his hutter style punch was dope, props. But that was it though, nothin else caught my eye. rev dropped aight too, his verse was all played lines but i guess the RBL voters like that over originality. limits had a 3-2 lead in the end, but lost due to not voting.

15. Roddy Pipez (9-4) vs. 16. L.M. (7-2)
Roddy has really improved since last time i peeped him, for real. his opener had potential, but he missed the wording. damn@"your words only kill, cause ya notebook is filled with suicide letters," that was SICK. i didnt like anything else from his verse though, but that suicide line was bananas. LM brought some funny stuff in his verse, dont click here was nice, kiddie porn was tough, and big fits was comedy. LM easily won by shut out, but nice battle to both.

17. MC Reflexx (6-3) vs. 18. DoYen (3-0)
I only got two questions...how the fuck did reflexx get to 6-3, and how did he even get any votes? seriously, vern ripped reflexx a new asshole, he sonned him. reflexx dropped some of the gayest lines ever, like, "yer like a calculator always givin ya numbers to men." ROFLZ. also, "vern gets more white cream around his hole then bagels." LMAO, seriously that shit was sad. The bad voting in the RBL is definitely evident here, reflexx GOT votes, he actually GOT votes, thats how bad it was. Vern shit on reflexx, and the votes were 6-5, but vern didnt vote..so he loses.

25. Harry Johnson (3-0) vs. 26. Deus-Ex (3-0)
Harry Johnson's name is probably the most homo in the league, what the fuck kinda name is that, roflz. His name is harry johnson, but he dropped like ass nahmean. Typical low top 30 battle, buncha played concepts, corny concepts, and lame lines. Harry didnt really have anything going for him in his verse, everything really sucked..all Deus had was flow, and that was enough for the shut out over harry.

29. Effect (3-1) vs. 30. Blackberries (2-0)
LOL, effect's verse was straight up comedy..no joke, it really made me laugh, it was so gay. Lines like, "they say i fry shit..hes got a chip on his shoulder," and "matter fact eat your shoulder and claim to be that," ARENT dope nicca. work on ya shit..blackberries was much, much better with his retarded resin style. i didnt really like either verse, but it was noticible black shit all over effect and everyone else thinked so too. black wins.

Hot Lines

ya basically owned, every kid u face isnt known
& my gutter style started takin up space from ya home -Limits vs. Revelation

Monster in the closet, son that's a bad play
watch me flip it..
John's upset about his sexuality... because he's mad gay -Premonition vs. John Hensley

I prefer average girls, and it's true what i write.
My mottos fuck a fat bitch....but you really do every night. -John Hensley vs. Premonition

i aint jokin, im known to leave legs missing
like when you tried to snort a line, and took half the table with it -Shadows Edge vs. Frame

lets stay on that subject, it looks like its been hit a ton bitch
cuz its bridge of its so long you could land a 747 on it -Frame vs. Shadows Edge

your no good, will make no cheese, you are not chedder
your words only kill, cause ya notebook is filled with suicide letters -Roddy Pipez vs. L.M.

All ur verses are pre-mature and bare, ya wit ain't born
Last week I ‘peeped ur shit,
And got arrested for kiddie porn -L.M. vs. Roddy Pipez

i mean sucka..ya chick game's all over duke..
i guess when u oliverthenet, who wanna be all over u? -Synthesis vs. Oliver_Thenet

bad dreams, your name leaves me puzzled - astounded
why no xxx...oh yea!..."MOM DOESN'T ALLOW IT" -DoYen vs. MC Reflexx

Outro

Show up, write well, and vote! Happy Christmas-hanukwanzaka!

[FórmÅl LôGíc]

Intro, Outro, Bottom 30, and Article rocked.

[D.A.N.G.E.R.]

nice mag
keep it up

[Spit That]

oh shit at Hensley and Shadows punches

[trapezoidal.]

i <3 super.

[U S E R]

my bad i was drunk all day yesterday and forgot to send it to them trappy poo


<3

[MENACE]

Hey im back to RBL after a two year absence.... And who am I you ask? Tha guy who got in tha top 10 3 times.... thas right! woopdidoo peace!

[Black Writer]

im not alphaomni or vadik, nice mag tho.

[montana Grimey]

Nice mag..

mucho props pops

[shadows edge]

word.. thanks for all the mentions. nice mag.

[Detailz]

all of those lines suckd cept the snortin line by se

[KnowSkills]

those lines were dick. i got more hot lines than theme parks in the summer time and you just gazed over them... oh well. good job on the mag i guess

[Menso]

Good shitt..

[doYen]

nice mag, yea i forgot to vote which sucks monkey sack, and yes bad voting is a pet peeve of mine

[Yung Impression]

good read

[john hensley]

nice mag, props on gettin it up quick too

[Dubz Dilinger]

im colder than ICE these nig'gas soft like whoa

[Limits]

13. Revelations (7-0) vs. 14. Limits (5-1)

voting was in my favor - super you messed up on the rankings. I should be at 6-1, not 5-2 like my battle says. and revelations, who was undefeated, should now be at 7-1 not at 8-0. (i think he signed out though) . I'd appreciate if you could change it though.


ahh i just read - i lost due to not linking... but hear me out... he no showed so that shouldnt matter. he posted an hour after the due date. i didn't even know he showed. & i took the effort to show on time when im in 3 other league & get dq'ed :( . So i'd appreciate if u reverse that due to him not being on time.

[Eternalpath]

Yeah what John said....the mag being up quick is a plus....

that why no xxx line was nice to me...funny lol

good read

i need to step my game up...