37. Rex Werdz 2-1 vs 38. Riboclease 6-6

[FórmÅl LôGíc]

Failure To Recognize Or Abide By ANY Of These Rules Will Result In The Given Penalty That Regulates The Rules. And Continuous Bitching, Whining, And Excessive Complaining Will Result In Your Termination From the Tourney or possibly RBL Until A Mod See's Fit For You To Return.
No Questions Asked Policy. You Break A Rule. You Pay The Price Period. NO EXCEPTIONS. Dont Care If Your Janitor/Jeff.
Now On To The Complete Rules And Regulations.

-BATTLES ARE DUE FRIDAY, MIDNIGHT WESTERN!
-VOTES ARE DUE SUNDAY, 10pm EASTERN

-You MUST vote on 6 battles for the first 2 weeks & EDIT the vote links
in your "check in" posts. Failure to vote on ALL 6 will result in a
deduction of votes for the links you're missing. Meaning.. you
drop 4 links, you LOSE 2 votes automatically.

-Mininum Lines: 4 (2 Couplets)/ Max. Lines: 30 (15 Couplets)!
Also, battlers MUST agree on the amount of lines to be written
for each verse. If not, whoever drops first determines the MAX
line amount. For example, If I drop 16 first, without agreeing
my opponent cannot go MORE than 16 lines. If YOU DO go over the maximum line limit set. YOU LOSE -1 Vote For Each Couplet Over


-NO EDITING your verse AFTER BOTH verses have been posted. EDITING your post after both rhymes have been posted will result in an immediate DQ. Dont matter if your editing spelling or a fucking PERIOD. Its a DQ. No Questions Asked.


-NO 1 Sentence Voting


MOD AIM CONTACTS:
-Formal Logic - Mrwriteswell
-Macabre - gods encore
-USER - ROFLZ MY WOFLZ
-Super. - oxnardquickie

[Ribonuclease]

checkin in, 20 lines

[Ribonuclease]

Soon as you start to rhyme, you crouchin bendin over
how you gonna catch ya feet with out intesive yoga
Its impossible to nail it, ya missin manly tools
buried treasure describes this kids family •••els,
I saw your style, its wack to me, keep practicing,
its like food fights with fecies, all the crap you fling
My words make ya eyes swell, surprised if ya mind held,
you can't keep a straight face like Jerry Seinfeld
Rex Werdz, this text nerd couldnt even flex turd,
Bite my lines from last week, that'd be ya best verse,
Im a man with coils, snakes bite, ya plans are foiled,
comon man, you get drilled more than land with oil,
Stuck up? naw this cat Rex bout to be fallin hard,
can't get in touch with his girl without a callin card,
Ill beat you logically, reference greek philosophy
I ask you what a mortal man can teach to Socrates,
Poisonous royal flush holder, your toys bounce off,
try to swing your arms get tied in a Boy Scout knot,
The lame beginner walks in a state of inner shock,
Your hard headed... literally your brains a cinderblock!

[A-bomb inabowl]

that shit was flames....too bad rex was a no-show

[U S E R]

rex noshows