61. Criteria (0-1) vs. 62. Yuneek (0-1)

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[Yuneek]

Checking in. 8 bars?

[Criteria]

^ this year, we say 16 lines...


that it is, chump.

[Yuneek]

16 it is, chump.

[Criteria]

deaden his flow, with enemies he cant mess with a foe
ill slit ya head to ya toes and rip the flesh off ya bones..
wanna question my skills, peep the riddles son..
cuz its a fact i write nice like get well letters;
..ironic how you'll be gettin one.
this bitch is done, listen chumps, let me remind duke
ya used to suck dick alot, now the pasts behind you
& n.igga if ya talkin shit, at once ya fake mouth will cease
like jenga ya ego will fall-apart when i take out my piece
''yu need'' to quit typing played, face it, ya gay bitch..
plus ya mic need STAY unplugged like tank in tha matrix
the crowd might give ya O'oos, wit that piss wack flow
but after three of those..ya seein x_x like tic tac toe
so diss my record bitch, soon you wont last; cuz me
i just looked at ya name and assumed you were wack
spoonful of trash, you aint no class-act..like theatre arts
so i wreck this bitch..
yu neek coped his alias for being the teachers special kid
lookin red with rage, nah n.igga hes gassed and embarassed
your piccasso nose is proof my fists leave 'lasting impressions'

[Yuneek]

I'm taking over this battle right here and now
Somone needs to hand me some beer and chow
After I murder this kid he'll say its all copasetic
What he doesn't realize is that we know hes a red neck

And yo, you don't have to like me motherfucker
You best change your phone number, cause even my own mother
doesn't like this motherfucker, that I've grown and become
So don't even think of coming and getting some

I think the criteria to this battle includes the fact that I will win
Somone needs to beat you down and put you in a garbage bin
I think that somone is going to be me, ~~~~~ you about to make me sin
You can't even begin to ravish the devil within

You have 24 posts, your battlin the wrong dude to recieve quick fame
It's a shame you are another cat that writes the same
You shouldn't even be allowed to attempt the game
I'mma leave an imprint on your forhead that reads my name

Y-U-N-E-E-K

[D.A.N.G.E.R.]

Yun:

I think the criteria to this battle includes the fact that I will win
Somone needs to beat you down and put you in a garbage bin
^^^liked it

You have 24 posts, your battlin the wrong dude to recieve quick fame
It's a shame you are another cat that writes the same
You shouldn't even be allowed to attempt the game
I'mma leave an imprint on your forhead that reads my name
^^^^iight.

Cri:


the crowd might give ya O'oos, wit that piss wack flow
but after three of those..ya seein x_x like tic tac toe
^^nice

afterall i think that yuneek won this....like his structure how he rhymed n all of that...
Vote-Yun

[Chase Murda]

you know this was a tough one to judge but i have to give it to yuneek for the simple fact that criteria is not ready for battles he has good flow but some of his shit is off track some advice stick to the format if you are going to battle someone you got to make it funny for one and you got to make it crucial for 2 and i did not see that so my vote goes to

vote ........yuneek......vote

[Word-Scape]

this bitch is done, listen chumps, let me remind duke
ya used to suck dick alot, now the pasts behind you

vs.

NOTHING!

Yuneek didnt have anything even close to good enough to stop me from thrwoing up with horrible metaphors and such. Cri didnt have anything that good either but at least he had ONE good bar and attempted punches here and there.

V/Criteria

[S T F U]

lol.. the state of rbl is sad today =/.. moving on..

Vote - Criteria

Yuneek had absolutley nothing worth reading, much less quoting.. Cri wasnt good, but atleast he attempted a punchline.. That suck dick pasts behind you is horribly flipped, and i found it funny that you said Yu nee to stop typing played when your consisted of played lines.. blah..

[Terse]

word...

Criteria took this for actually attempting wordplay & punches...Yuneek's bars seemed too filler and basic to even be quotable....plus i felt Cri's lines were a lot harder-hittin...

Vote: Criteria

[Ibeechur Moms]

LMAO @ people votin for Yuneek....no offense kid....but u gotta throw something that resembles a punch to win battles

Criteria wins with these lines

this bitch is done, listen chumps, let me remind duke
ya used to suck dick alot, now the pasts behind you

spoonful of trash, you aint no class-act..like theatre arts
so i wreck this bitch..
yu neek coped his alias for being the teachers special kid


vote= Criteria

[Ninja Kid]

vote - criteria

i have no idea how ne1 could ever see Yuneek winnin this one, he had way weaker punches than criteria....

[Bobby D]

Vote - Criteria

At least he attempted to throw some punches even though they were very weak. Yuneek, no offense man, but you didn't have nothing in your verse that i enjoyed. no punches, wordplay...etc. nonetheless, kool battle though. PeeSe.

[montana Grimey]

I'm taking over this battle right here and now
Somone needs to hand me some beer and chow
After I murder this kid he'll say its all copasetic
What he doesn't realize is that we know hes a red neck

And yo, you don't have to like me motherfucker
You best change your phone number, cause even my own mother
doesn't like this motherfucker, that I've grown and become
So don't even think of coming and getting some

I think the criteria to this battle includes the fact that I will win
Somone needs to beat you down and put you in a garbage bin
I think that somone is going to be me, ~~~~~ you about to make me sin
You can't even begin to ravish the devil within

You have 24 posts, your battlin the wrong dude to recieve quick fame
It's a shame you are another cat that writes the same
You shouldn't even be allowed to attempt the game
I'mma leave an imprint on your forhead that reads my name



^^^

Perfect reason to vote for the opponent.....



Crit wins for OBIVIOUS reasons....

[Super.]

upping.

[Effect.]

word crit got this for shizzle
just alot harder punches
both sucked really but at
least crit came abit witty
and morepersonal.......

[Yung Lung]

vote- crit

he was much more polishd n the battle department

yuneek

needs help, hes more fit for open mics than battles

no contest

[Super.]

criteria wins.