35. Dark Assassian (2-0) vs. 36. Chase Murda (2-0)

[U S E R]

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-BATTLES ARE DUE FRIDAY, MIDNIGHT WESTERN!
-VOTES ARE DUE SUNDAY, 10pm EASTERN

-You MUST vote on 6 battles for the first 2 weeks & EDIT the vote links
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-Mininum Lines: 4 (2 Couplets)/ Max. Lines: 30 (15 Couplets)!
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for each verse. If not, whoever drops first determines the MAX
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-NO EDITING your verse AFTER BOTH verses have been posted. EDITING your post after both rhymes have been posted will result in an immediate DQ. Dont matter if your editing spelling or a fucking PERIOD. Its a DQ. No Questions Asked.


-NO 1 Sentence Voting


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[Chase Murda]

aight whut up all you voters i want you to look at this and look at it carefully cuz this is about to be a classic ok lettttssss go,

dark lied about his record thats the reason that he got by,/
so imma make his face swell up like the arms up on popeye,/
hang his ass on the line like when you about to let a sock dry/
keep punching him in the fast til his shit turn cock eye/
i know your ass is dumb so you wouldnt be able to catch this,/
ill put you on your back laying stiffer then a cheap hotel mattress,/
you dont want to upset me or even get me moody,/
ill make a talking dummy out your ass like you was howdy dudy,/
and ~~~~~s like you should of been called tooty fruity,/
cuz you got a cat named juicy all up in ya couchie booty,/
and now ~~~~~z calling you lucy,
for sucking all those dicks now got your breath smelling like sushi,/
and i dont know why this ~~~~~ want to try and make a baby,/
when his stank bitch looks exactly like shreks old lady,/
this shit here should keep your mouth running like a motor,/
ill put my index finger on your chin and pop your top like a soda,/ MOTHA FUCKA

[Super.]

chase wins. (3-0)