[WK/1] Gopher D'Gusto 0-0 v. Exon 0-0 v. -Atreyu- 0-0 (Exon&Atreyu no show)

[Xquisite]

OFFICIAL RULES & REGULATIONS

DEADLINES

The deadline for verses is Friday @ 11:59pm EST.
The deadline for extensions is 24 hours ONLY, making it Saturday @ 11:59pm EST.
The deadline for voting is Sunday @ 11:59pm EST.

VOTING

[04] - You must post at least 5 valid voting links within your match.
[05] - Within those 5 links, you must be sure to vote on both the Championship and Contender matches.
[06] - Votes must be at least 2 full lines of feedback per competitor followed by the competitor's name in which you choose to vote for.
[07] - Voting a tie result is deemed a failure to vote.
[08] - Voting links must be posted in your battle thread with the Champ and Contender matches labeled clearly.
[09] - Votes changed after 1 hour of posting will be deemed a failure to vote.
[10] - Voting is open to current participants, past champions, and active RBL moderators ONLY.

VERSES

[11] - All verses are to remain within the limits of 8 to 30 lines. Contender/Champion match verses are to remain within the limits of 8 to 40 lines. Any breach of line limit must be agreed upon by both competitors prior to a verse being posted. Failure to comply will result in an automatic forfeit by all failing parties.
[12] - The second competitor must match or post less than the first competitor, but in no case can the second competitor exceed the first competitor.
[13] - You must not edit your verse once your opponent has posted, who in turn must not edit their verse after the first vote is cast.

[Exon]

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Posted via Mobile Device

[Gopher D'Gusto]

Yo,
I was ready for a mental war, man
Y'all got me battlin' a gallon of gas (exon) and a metalcore band (atreyu)
These nerds can do the math, but they'll never be Hoffa
So I serve these damn posers on a trey you can eat off of
When Atreyu raps, our attention's undivided
Not 'cause he's dope, but 'cause his gender's undecided
I'm rapping circles around this clone
'Cause a metalhead rapping got system of a down syndrome
You really think your shit's affecting me?
Atreyu belongs with Jack Black looking for the Pick of Destiny
And exon couldn't beat me if he tried to be half as mean
'Cause every day he gets his ass pumped by 93 gasoline
You just fodder for the cows, like silage
And go back to the pump, 'cause your ass gets low gas mileage
I'll take your girl to my bed and have sex on that
And then I'll skeet on her chest and leave an X on that
She slapped my stick so hard, it compares to Gordie Howe
And that should let you know she's my territory now
When this battle ends, I'll knock this king off his noble throne
But at least you'll always have pride in your exon mobile home

[-Atreyu-]

ext

[Exon]

Yea.. I'm dropping ina sec
Posted via Mobile Device

[-Atreyu-]

Im Dapper as fuck,My yard is clipped weekly by lawnmower
So fuck a gusto,the Mexican already dealt with this Gopher
catch a gust'o my fist around the mallet smashing this Gay
each hit on the head is worth ten tickets at this arcade
his appealing is played,and Exon wrecked his chances to play
X on his head,reddot russian roulette what I spray
leave him decayed,I laugh loud at this stupid whore
he has no drive,we all know who lost the fossilfuel war