RSTL Verse: The Sickening Truth

[DaAlmightyDolla]

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Topic:
The Sickening Truth

If laziness is bliss
than I take refuge on cloud 6
it was nine until it capsized
on the sea of emotions I was riding with
the sky's the limit so I decided to test the waters
blew a kiss to mother nature
only to make love to her daughter
had lady luck in my bed
and for that her sister hated me
I tried to get on her good side
but all I saw was the back of lady liberty
her twin justice was worst...
all she did was judge me
told them ladies to settle down
"Could I be so bad if Jesus loved me"
they noticed I spoke in past tense
so they asked me what occurred
gave them some bullshit excuse

"i don't remember it was all a blur"

Couldn't tell them the truth
couldn't mention Mary and Vegas
no pun intended but
GOD DAMN
we were wasted
cant front though....
it was the best vagina i ever tasted
her son saw us though
because as you know the dude is everywhere
could you believe he turned suicidal
had to be put on watch and steady care
so Mary asked for a divorce
like if I was in the wrong
so I sent cupid over
slipped him a 20 to play her a song
that little *bleep* never showed...
when I see him I'm jacking him for his wings
long story short
I was the step daddy of the king of all kings
but shhhhhhhhh
luck may never find out
shes the type that wears jealousy as a coat
I cant even sit next to her cousin karma
without her getting the urge to cut my throat

--gulp--

Or even worse
fuck a stone..
Ive seen her pull out Excalibur from a purse
so just for protection,
I wield Thor's hammer left handed
even had merlin enchant it
to hell with that shit....
I'm taking no chances
but I still love her
don't know where I would be without luck
its all because of her..
that I'm even driving this truuuuuck

---------------swirves--------------

[luck]
Poor fool even my patients wears thin
because when I take off my jealous coat
its that which graces my skin
I guess my back copied that of liberty
and my eyes that of justice
oh by the way Jesus sends his regards
lets just say hearts isn't all that he touches

goodbye my love