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what the fuck, she closed my thread early!!!
Today has been the worst day plus a dash;
It's christmas, and I Puked in class,
Wet my pants, and sneezed under the mistletoe
at the moment my crush was to give the kiss a go.
i even got pointed out trying to pick my nose.
I'm on santa's bad list: I failed math,
and my parents found where i keep my stash!
I ran to the bathroom, slipped and fell in a urinal
someone used their camera phone to top it off
Cleaned myself up-N-headed to the lunch line
by now, the news spread to the whole bunch. Fine!
I grabbed my food and proceeded to munch mine,
Passed by the hot cheerleaders with my head off
But i had tripped, and showered them with my Egg nog
Luckily i didn't get suspended or detention,
but i did catch the spiel about society and being a menace.
The PO's name came up on my fone, but i ditched the call
then got in trouble for checkin my fone while conversing with the principal.
got pissed and tried to leave school, but the car had stalled
the superintendent caught me, added a referral wouldn't you know?
and to top it off my car had gotten towed....
I Finally got home, and fall asleep i tried
But my dog kept running into my door, until he died
due to brain damage. So I buried him in the back on christmas
added new best friend to my lonely wish list
Went outside to get my hidden little gifts
Got distracted by a golden dollar in the road
and got side swiped by the same truck that had my car towed.....
I'm in a place now with white lights and a bar keep
Dude said He's peter and i'm not due for fifty years and one week
i told him i aint wanna be here either
and i asked why my day left me so beat up
he replied "I Guess your gaurdian angel is running a fever"
I Chuckled, waking up inside the hospital
I now believe in angels
but still say fuck the gospel Folk
Fever of an Angel
thats my PTL verse, i had it done on time and went ot post but my shit was closed
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