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Join Date: Mar 2004
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Devil's Advocate....
Here it is...Went with a little Biggie rendition to set it off...
Who the fuck is this?? Knocking at 3:26 in the morning
Not even dawn yet, so I’m yawning…
Light some dro to get high
And forgot about the knocking, so I
Went and got a glass of some water to
Calm the cotton mouth I have, damn, I got a buzz
Started to get dressed, then another knock
Glanced at the clock and thought, “It’s the fucking cops!
They must a watched me on surveillance,”
Calm myself down, then heard a banging
I’m certain Satan is the one knocking
Picked up a gat, and had the gun cocked when
I touched knobs and turned to open the door (doe)
Then heard my heart pacing like a rotary phone
The chrome I was holding hit the floor when I opened
The door and stood frozen as Satan just strolled in
I’m totally stoned and brain dead as vegetables
Looked him in the eye and said, “I been expecting you.
You’re a little late,” and then he interrupted
And said, “It’s time to go.” I said, “Ah, fuck, shit
Cunt, bitch - I got so much to live for!
This big dorm I live in, AND a six-four.”
He said, “For these reasons, now you must leave;
You eat too much, you drink, you puff trees,
You touch green and buy nothing of value.
You just blow it all on drugs and valium.
You fuck without using rubbers or condoms,
You’re chunky and got a damn gluttony problem.
Countries are starving, you ain’t gave a cent
And when’s the last time you fucking paid the rent? (30)
You may detest me, but I’m making sense
You’re coming with me, to your grave with Death
He’s waiting, vexed, feeling angst, I bet
In the ‘Cedes Benz outside, blazing sess.”
“If I may contest,” I said, taking breaths,
“I’m a stay and rest here and go make my bed.
To maybe get a few hours of sleep
Cuz ain’t nobody leaving flowers for me.”
He glowered and seen my damn gat on the floor
He charged at me like bulls do matadors
Had it in for me, I ducked and dodged
Grabbed him by the horns, “These tusks are sharp!”
He bucked and got me off of his back
I said, “Bring it, you God Damned sodomist fag!”
He charged at me faster than I thought he would
He got me good, I dropped, he stood
He talked, I couldn’t really hear his voice
He said, “What made you think you could take me, boy?
You crazy, spoiled LITTLE BITCH, what now?”
His horns were sharper than the lid Kung Lao (50)
Wears - “Now where are you gonna take me, Lu’?”
He said, “Maybe to a place where snakes are loose
To make you choose between life and death.”
I said, “Fuck that, just take my life instead.”
vote fair, peeps...
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05-14-2004, 08:03 PM
