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[KriminaL]

Just to be a lil' different

See everyone seems to be confused, So it's now up to me
To say if your sex life is abused, You could possibly have STD's
Now settle down class, you all know the drill
if you put it in your ass, the consequence's could probably Kill
HIV aint no laughing matter, Its a deadly Disease.
*Kid 1* "Uhhhh Sir, Can i be excused to leave the class please"
And why would you like to leave the lesson Timmy?
*Kid 2* "Because he fucks bobby's ass without a Jimmy"
Now now Simon it's not called a Jimmy, It's a condom
Look class it just so happens that i've got one.
*Kid 2* Why would you have one of those in school sir
Because Mrs. Johnson's coming after school and imma teacher (Teach her)

Now let's all talk about putting these on your penis
This is an extra large, yours would probably be the size of a peanut
Now you open the foil, Pinch the tip and Roll it over and down
Simon can you please Get over being the class clown
It's not supposed to go over your head
Well it is, but the wrong one - I mean...forget what i Just Said
Now i know you havent ALL have had sex have ya
so this part is too be practiced on the bannana
Make sure you roll it right down so it's all protected
Because you dont wanna end up like the next Kid
Un-aware and unable, so he doesnt bother with it
He doesnt care that she's able to concieved, but he dont give a shit

Now let's get too the main point which is Intercourse
And of course, you'll have sex but only in due course
make sure you know all the facts before you Rush
because you more than likely could end up catching thrush
Another one you wanna watch is called Gonorrea
Because if people know you got that, they aint gonna wanna see ya
*Kid 2* - Sir, i'm curious as to what is Syphilis
*Pulls down screen* - Well Class, that looks like this
(ewwww) okay, that's enough with the consequences, What are the rewards?
*Kid 4* - (Yells) You manage to get a hot bitch in your draws
(Laughs) Too true Zach, But i remember Back, How your dad used to act
Too cool but that, Was changed when tina saw his size - or i mean the lack
Now anyway, you get the chance to concieve a child if your female
the 9 months is great, morning sickness, cravings - its a fairy tail
But then come's the labour, sitting in the hospital with ya legs spread
Screaming for god to save ya. Ya husband looks in and nearly drops dead

This is from personal experience kids, trust me it's all worth the trouble
Just to have a baby who lives, that every night you can cuddle
Now the only problem during the whole of the pregnancy
Was the fact a white child is the type i was expecting to see
*Kid 5 * HaHa - Everybody Sir's wife is a Slut
Yes Chris, she was like your mom, couldnt keep her legs shut
Now anyway that's pretty much the end of the class today
and if you ever have unprotected Sex, you better pray
because if she's not on the pill, you probably will
have a kid that you gotta look after, wipe after when it spills
Love it, teach it, Feed it, Do whatever you see fit
but dont' say i've never taught you what to do, Class Dismissed
Now where's that Mrs Johnson, i need a kiss

Just to have a little fun and shit, Hit me up with feedback

[mirage1]

OMG!!!!LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! That shit was so funny. I mean ROTF whoa Kriminal that was
tight! You pulled off the whole skit bit, showed all the nicas on this site you
can run with the big dogs. Much love to this one, if peeps sleep
on this it's their loss cuz this is creative an so funny, the word play was cute
the whole classroom scene thang was interesting , I mean this was supposed to
be a serious asspect but you put it to dumbazzes that can't understand in a new
way, That shit was hilarious mane I loved It and the ending was so unsusspected
The kids were great. Keep playin around cuz thas your best work...

[BKz_SiKKeST_yET]

R O F L M F A O !!!!!! Thats Bonkerz Haha Hilarious But Dope At Tha Same Time Tha Wurd Play Was On Point B

[KriminaL]

Word - thanx both of y'all im hoping to get it in audio sometime this week, But thanx for the feedback - Uppin for all y'all sleepers

[bill lauden]

haha nice read man...reminds me of some of eminems earlier work..


peace!

[KriminaL]

^ Thanks Bro ... Uppin Again, Can't believe there are so many sleepers on this site - This is worth Insomnia

[Mommy Gunz]

LMAO Aww shit.

I remember reading this but I didn't leave feed?


Anyways....

What Bill Lauden said...

Eminem used to be so dope a few years ago... You captured when he was dope.

That's my booboo!

[kuine]

nice work....ive decided...you have no life! lmao! love you!

[KriminaL]

Haha - thank you you're still peeping my stuff Kuine? *Gasp* .. and awww isnt that cute, you have a list of faggots

[Def dot Con]

that was pretty creative... i've used the style of dialog in a rhyme a few times before and it gets love most of the time... so i'm no doubt feeling this one... maybe we can get up and do something together sometime... maybe

[KriminaL]

Yeah thanx, For sure - just hit me up in a private message, tell me what you wanna do and whatever