Winter Tag Tourney - 6. J Dot C & Stickman vs. 11. AlphaOmni & Emphatical

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6. J Dot C & Stickman - Tha Team

vs.

11. AlphaOmni and Emphatical - Ha Ha We Fucking Clowned You

Rules

- 16 Lines Per Person, 32 Lines Per Team -
- 4 Lines No Show Per Person, 8 Lines Per Team -
- Please Check In By Friday Afternoon -
- Verses Due Friday @ 3am Eastern, 12 Pacific -
- Votes Due Sunday @ 10pm Eastern -
- 3 Votes Per Person, 6 Votes Per Team (Post Links) -

[J Dot C]

we goin 16 total max...that's 8 each...

1. http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread...3#post10708443

[AlphaOmni]

that's right you better max out.

[stickman]

hey, it's the Bomb Squad

[AlphaOmni]

A.O.

They're both pussy...
And thats a firm fact, so these guys dont factor
Cuz ya'll the type to turn-back, more than a chiropractor
They lack longevity... I just gag as the two of em spoil
Choked up with no flavor, like shwag in aluminum foil
Ranked 11th, but we'll drop some lovely lines n shock em
We'll take out Six, faster than all the ugly guys on Blossum
A couple dimwits tryna outshine the ones who handle flow
That's like tryna fly a hot air balloon, with a candle's glow
Predicted to advance? Well victory is soon to be lost...
Cuz ThaTeam's in over it's head, like a ••• when he's soft

Emp

Lets shed some light on Tha Team, take it back to RipTheMic
Cuz now it's our turn to take it back ...and rip the mic
Monster comes with 8 lines of bull, only followed with shit
Jay might not even post, only if Stick allows him to spit...
Me and Alpha collabing what you expect? Another token classic
They got more money then respect, but STILL broke from rappin
May sound corny, but it rings true... Ya'll should be Tha Loser Team
Just sit back and look at life... oh wait it's only your computer screen
Or maybe that is just really how ill I am...
look at stick.

hey, it's the Bomb Squad

He's STILL a fan...

[stickman]

AlphaOmni aka Mr Rivers aka Phenomenonymous aka Gonewiththewin aka Hyperion,
Emphatical aka The Emporer aka The Royal Penis



J Dot C

Hey man, I'm real sorry at all tha problem's ur life's had...
AO's so poor, he only pops his collar to hide tha price tag...
& his wife's mad, she just found out AO has been into men...
Shit, he's been hangin out wit Penis way before this tournament...
Ur borin man, I bet u can't win a fight on tha newb level...
Omni couldn't even throw up his dukes vomitin blue devils...
Jay'll smoke ya, so watch me slay this joker...
Cuz when I throw a pair of bullets at u, we ain't playin poker...
But fuck shootin Emp, I might just stab at him...
& leave this Penis stiffer than viagra addicts...



Stick

so Rivers is back with his lackey, still can't see me.. n' Jay too
I remember Emphatical..
it was 1 of your 6 aliases that got rejected from PBA 2
they keep it strictly hippie, reppin peace and flowers
backwoods, America... these kids are inbred like yeast and flour
these 2 cowards are from Wisconsin, n' they keep the bong
cuz Emp and AO are the redneck version of Cheech & Chong
sodomy's illegal, but these two get harder with time
...yo, Rivers is a badass and Penis is his partner in crime
that hole you fags got, just dig deeper
cuz me & Jay are those untouchable barriers like the grim reaper

[stickman]

well, thanks for all the votes..

[Muffffy]

They're both pussy...
And thats a firm fact, so these guys dont factor
Cuz ya'll the type to turn-back, more than a chiropractor
(played)
They lack longevity... I just gag as the two of em spoil
Choked up with no flavor, like shwag in aluminum foil
(hah)
Ranked 11th, but we'll drop some lovely lines n shock em
We'll take out Six, faster than all the ugly guys on Blossum
(heh)
A couple dimwits tryna outshine the ones who handle flow
That's like tryna fly a hot air balloon, with a candle's glow
(k)
Predicted to advance? Well victory is soon to be lost...
Cuz ThaTeam's in over it's head, like a ••• when he's soft
(nope)


Lets shed some light on Tha Team, take it back to RipTheMic
Cuz now it's our turn to take it back ...and rip the mic
(No wtf was this shit)
Monster comes with 8 lines of bull, only followed with shit
Jay might not even post, only if Stick allows him to spit...
(k)
Me and Alpha collabing what you expect? Another token classic
They got more money then respect, but STILL broke from rappin
(lol)
May sound corny, but it rings true... Ya'll should be Tha Loser Team
Just sit back and look at life... oh wait it's only your computer screen
(ehh played)
Or maybe that is just really how ill I am...
look at stick.
still a fan..

(cool)


Hey man, I'm real sorry at all tha problem's ur life's had...
AO's so poor, he only pops his collar to hide tha price tag...
(LOL)
& his wife's mad, she just found out AO has been into men...
Shit, he's been hangin out wit Penis way before this tournament...
(cool)
Ur borin man, I bet u can't win a fight on tha newb level...
Omni couldn't even throw up his dukes vomitin blue devils...
(cool wordplay)
Jay'll smoke ya, so watch me slay this joker...
Cuz when I throw a pair of bullets at u, we ain't playin poker...
(eh)
But fuck shootin Emp, I might just stab at him...
& leave this Penis stiffer than viagra addicts...
(no)


so Rivers is back with his lackey, still can't see me.. n' Jay too
I remember Emphatical..
it was 1 of your 6 aliases that got rejected from PBA 2
(heh)
they keep it strictly hippie, reppin peace and flowers
backwoods, America... these kids are inbred like yeast and flour
(nice..this was dope)
these 2 cowards are from Wisconsin, n' they keep the bong
cuz Emp and AO are the redneck version of Cheech & Chong
(no)
sodomy's illegal, but these two get harder with time
...yo, Rivers is a badass and Penis is his partner in crime
(no)
that hole you fags got, just dig deeper
cuz me & Jay are those untouchable barriers like the grim reaper
(no)


v/jay cee and that other sucky guy


they took it easily.

[shadows edge]

v. Jay Cee / Stickman

Was kinda close... but a couple more nice lines from that team won it..

Hey man, I'm real sorry at all tha problem's ur life's had...
AO's so poor, he only pops his collar to hide tha price tag...
& his wife's mad, she just found out AO has been into men...
Shit, he's been hangin out wit Penis way before this tournament...
so Rivers is back with his lackey, still can't see me.. n' Jay too
I remember Emphatical..
it was 1 of your 6 aliases that got rejected from PBA 2
they keep it strictly hippie, reppin peace and flowers
backwoods, America... these kids are inbred like yeast and flour

That was what won it..

[john hensley]

pretty good battle. i was feelin AO in his verse for the most part, other cat was pretty nice too, emphatical that is...but he had some played stuff, like the computer screen line.

Stick and Jay got it though. i was feelin the first half of Jay's verse, and Sticks verse was pretty consistent.


Hey man, I'm real sorry at all tha problem's ur life's had...
AO's so poor, he only pops his collar to hide tha price tag...

^^had me laughin.

vote-Jay Cee and Stick

[J Dot C]

this is tha only real battle up and only 3 votes? blah...