my boy didnt fail me, she called, its on and poppin
stoped what i was doing, and did some quick shoppin
coped the latest champagne, Boones Farm, oh its delicious!
ambitiously picked an outfit, and made sure my hair was vicious
put my porno away, cause i figure.. she'd probably get sus'picious
made sure i did the dishes, and prepared a meal that was nutritious
my only wish was.. she'd respect me, and not judge my secretions
that've constantly been leakin like a dick after squirtin semen
and send her shrieking into the night like some fuckin hellbound demon
freakin out without reason, pushing my levels way beyond peakin.. then
silently sneakin up beside her an slicing her throat to hush the squeeking!
( whoa boy.. relax )
"ok, im calm, things'll be great" suddenly.. i hear a door slam shut
thru on my Rico Swave shades, tucked in my shirt and button'd it up
what could she look like, probably a model, and with me she'll feel stuck
the bell rang, and my heart sang, then a bass line rumble'd thru my guts!
holy fuck! not now!.. opened the door, ran to the back an yelled to sit tight
sat and held it with all my might, but the slightest move and my ass'll ignite
please Lord not tonight! my stomach settled, i heard her asking if i was allright
i said that im fine, then without warning my shit planes began to take flight
reached right, turned on the sink, told her i'll just be minute, so not to seem rude
but god damn! this was the kind of shit-smell that'd take the curl out ya pubes!
fuck it! im screwed, cant go out and eat food, the dates over, bitch go home!
quit roamin around my house, pack up your shit and leave me the fuck alone!
you know what, fuck it.. shes human, even tho we dont see, i bet they shit too
wiped my ass and pulled up my pants, then strutted my fatass thru the room
just knew she was beautiful, could tell by her voice while i was droppin a deuce
she stood up and turned around, and i swear to God, she looked like a god damn moose!
who the fuck let you loose! first i was embarassed, this heffer had to weigh more than me
and as for skin care.. bitch please!... i might be fat, but shit.. atleast i got all my teeth!!
her whole head needed a sheath, only thing that was cute.. an innocent twinkle in her eyes
had no match on her outfit that cryed, Gap's just not for you, you need a canyon for those thighs!
my oh my, listen to me, was so worried about her judging me, and now im judging her
but Jesus Christ, i just have this feeling that elbows and foreheads arnt supposed to have fur!
good thing i almost shit myself, i suppose now, my excuse for ending this will be understandable
plus I only have a few bucks, and with this big bitch, fuck a breast and a thigh...
...she'd order the whole mammal!!!
"look sweetie, im sorry... but as you can see, im not really feeling up to the weather tonight
"if you'd like, we can reschedule or something".. yeah right, bitch im just attempting to be polite
she said "burburrrburr burrr".. i guess that was moose talk for, "ok i understand, ill leave you alone.."
the door swung open, and a little squirrely guy came in and yelled YOUVE BEEN PUNK'D HO!
son of a bitch!
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