NTL Topics!!! HOME TEAMS COME IN and cHOOSE 1!!!

Insanevillian · 03-27-2004, 06:21 PM

If u dont choose before Tuesday 8:00 PM Pacific TIME...

U lose HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE...

1. Explain your life as a Text superstar... in public

2. U are in your bedroom trying to bust a nut... and your grandmother catches u in the act... explain

3. U are abducted by the sesame street characters...

4. You are massively overweight and u are some bomb ass chicks BLIND date... how does it go...

5. you find out that you have testicular cancer… Mr. Blue Vein’s two nutty friends have to be removed. Write a goodbye letter to your testicles.

6. White America

7. What a Girl Wants

8. Freedom

9. The Confederate Flag

10. Hip Hop vs Rap

11. you're on the verge of a breakdown, you just lost your job, your girlfreind dumped you, and you cant afford your rent, when you get home to your run down apartment, you sit down and decide to do it, you're gonna pull the trigger, no questions asked, but then you get a phone call, the conversation makes you change your mind, what was said, what do you do, and who called

12. Become your abusive father...why do you hit your son? (which is you)...what happened to you when you were younger that you have become so violent?

13. The nightmare returns…your sleeps been troubled for the past month with visions of the Grimm Reaper coming to claim you. But this time, a new twist. An old man with wisdom in his eyes stands between you and death. As death swings his scythe for you the man turns to you and whispers “I can help you.” You wake up in a cold sweat. Trying to get your mind off the dream you walk over to the gas station near your house. So intent on deciphering the meaning of your dream you trip over a man hunched in the shadows. You back away quickly and apologize. He looks at you. It’s the man from your dream…

14. Describe your rise to power as one of the most notorious dictators in history...

15. Right in the middle of watching WWE RAW you hear a strange noise outside. Sounds almost like a million bees buzzing...or the low drone of a power plant magnified to the hundreth power. Suddenly an air raid siren shatters the distant buzz and in one cold instant...you realize your city is being bombed.

There u go...

5 comedies...

5 Topicals

5 Storytelling...

This will be how it is every week...

GO!

Madpoet · 03-27-2004, 06:42 PM

IV we either doin

3 or 13...Ill let you know tonight...

Status Qu0 · 03-27-2004, 07:03 PM

either freedom, or the dictator one.

i'll decide later.

Awedishin · 03-27-2004, 07:04 PM

4. You are massively overweight and u are some bomb ass chicks BLIND date... how does it go...

03-27-2004, 07:48 PM

these are better than the RSTL ones, tho

wow..

Ill-logic · 03-27-2004, 09:03 PM

Lets Do It..

Atheist · 03-28-2004, 05:47 AM

illy.

Art Writaz · 03-30-2004, 06:58 PM

nothin like watchin WWE raw while bein bombed by terrorists

03-27-2004, 06:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
Insanevillian STILL in CHARGE Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Oakland, Ca Posts: 16,322	NTL Topics!!! HOME TEAMS COME IN and cHOOSE 1!!! If u dont choose before Tuesday 8:00 PM Pacific TIME... U lose HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE... 1. Explain your life as a Text superstar... in public 2. U are in your bedroom trying to bust a nut... and your grandmother catches u in the act... explain 3. U are abducted by the sesame street characters... 4. You are massively overweight and u are some bomb ass chicks BLIND date... how does it go... 5. you find out that you have testicular cancer… Mr. Blue Vein’s two nutty friends have to be removed. Write a goodbye letter to your testicles. 6. White America 7. What a Girl Wants 8. Freedom 9. The Confederate Flag 10. Hip Hop vs Rap 11. you're on the verge of a breakdown, you just lost your job, your girlfreind dumped you, and you cant afford your rent, when you get home to your run down apartment, you sit down and decide to do it, you're gonna pull the trigger, no questions asked, but then you get a phone call, the conversation makes you change your mind, what was said, what do you do, and who called 12. Become your abusive father...why do you hit your son? (which is you)...what happened to you when you were younger that you have become so violent? 13. The nightmare returns…your sleeps been troubled for the past month with visions of the Grimm Reaper coming to claim you. But this time, a new twist. An old man with wisdom in his eyes stands between you and death. As death swings his scythe for you the man turns to you and whispers “I can help you.” You wake up in a cold sweat. Trying to get your mind off the dream you walk over to the gas station near your house. So intent on deciphering the meaning of your dream you trip over a man hunched in the shadows. You back away quickly and apologize. He looks at you. It’s the man from your dream… 14. Describe your rise to power as one of the most notorious dictators in history... 15. Right in the middle of watching WWE RAW you hear a strange noise outside. Sounds almost like a million bees buzzing...or the low drone of a power plant magnified to the hundreth power. Suddenly an air raid siren shatters the distant buzz and in one cold instant...you realize your city is being bombed. There u go... 5 comedies... 5 Topicals 5 Storytelling... This will be how it is every week... GO! __________________ ELITE

03-27-2004, 06:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
Madpoet 2 weeks..and countin Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: myspace.com/madpoet5150 Posts: 13,403	IV we either doin 3 or 13...Ill let you know tonight... __________________ Ron Paul would have been our saviour "It is true that if you are poor and can't afford a good lawyer,your odds of going to prison skyrocket, but you know what? Tough!"- Bill O'Reilly *Well FUCK Bill O'Reilly* 2 weeks starts- 4.26.08...prepare for armaggedon

03-27-2004, 07:03 PM	#3 (permalink)
Status Qu0 Hammer Time Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 102	either freedom, or the dictator one. i'll decide later. __________________ hammer time.

03-27-2004, 07:04 PM	#4 (permalink)
Awedishin Unbelievable Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Flow's alter-ego Posts: 5,640	4. You are massively overweight and u are some bomb ass chicks BLIND date... how does it go... __________________ fuck you I'm...Elite...bitches 4x RSTL Champ ....guess who's back....

03-28-2004, 05:47 AM	#7 (permalink)
Atheist Storyteller Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 1,700	illy. __________________ You’ve Got the Fear 4x RSTL Champion.

03-27-2004, 07:48 PM	#5 (permalink)
Username Guest Posts: n/a	these are better than the RSTL ones, tho wow..

03-27-2004, 09:03 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ill-logic You sad fucks Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 1,141	Lets Do It..

03-30-2004, 06:58 PM	#8 (permalink)
Art Writaz The Brokken Knukkle Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: The Steel City, PA ... Our Hometown, Your Burial Grounds Posts: 7,148	nothin like watchin WWE raw while bein bombed by terrorists __________________ ART WRITAZ -- KURSEWERD ^This guy is wacker than your average bear

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