This just in.. let’s head to the field for the latest news
The swat team is rushin.. but there’s 2 dead after a monkey blew a fuse
This isn’t the type of thing that you see very often, you know?
This primate’s puttin people in their coffin, before it’s their time to go
We’re getting word that this all started about an hour before now
He started out by killing small animals and about four cows
When a human got involved and tried to stop the whole ordeal
The chimp let off a few shots and the man was quickly killed
Took aim at a few cops which gave us all a few chills
Maybe we’ll wake up in the morning and find out this wasn’t even real
He could never work a gun, he’s not capable right?
Of putting people on the run and leaving us in this much fright
Oh no! An armed officer just went town, it’s scary
This shouldn’t happen in the small town of Mulberry
No pun intended but this situation is all hairy
It’s kinda sad that kids can’t even play in their yards
Without witnessing an event that’ll leave them mentally scared
Now getting them to grow up normal will be plentifully hard
I thought Planet of the Apes was the only time we’d see this sort of thing
Why is this monkey full of hate? What inspired this horrid scene?
Two more shots ring out, killing a third grade teacher
We gotta figure this thing out, maybe make a call to the preacher
It’s seems that it’s almost done, the police have him surrounded
Believe me this wasn’t fun, it’s about time the got him grounded
There’s a lesson to be learned, things aren’t always as harmless as they look
His death was earned. So was a story for the town history books