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Old 01-13-2006, 07:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
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After 12 years I finally saw Clerks
And man was I highly disappointed. Heard so much about how "funny" it was & such & I swear I laughed maybe once & it was really just a forced chuckle. I got Mallrats & Chasing Amy up next. Got all 3 from Netflix. I've never seen any of the Kevin Smith movies aside from Jay & Silent Bob Strick Back. So hopefully the other 2 will be better.

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i liked it when it came out...it's still ok.

mallrats has one of the best opening scenes ever made.

i, of course am talking about the 'saved sega genesis game' scene...my nigga brodie holds it down through out the whole movie. it would have been shit without him.
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i liked it when it came out...it's still ok.

mallrats has one of the best opening scenes ever made.

i, of course am talking about the 'saved sega genesis game' scene...my nigga brodie holds it down through out the whole movie. it would have been shit without him.
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'Chasing Amy' is wack, but the other 4 are pretty damn funny.
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And man was I highly disappointed. Heard so much about how "funny" it was & such & I swear I laughed maybe once & it was really just a forced chuckle. I got Mallrats & Chasing Amy up next. Got all 3 from Netflix. I've never seen any of the Kevin Smith movies aside from Jay & Silent Bob Strick Back. So hopefully the other 2 will be better.

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you also think that soulseek has no music to offer..

im really gonna start collecting all the dumb shit u say
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Clerks is great..I liked it because i can relate to it.
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jay and silent bob is the least funny shit on earth. You've got to be a complete moron (or atleast blown out of your mind to the point where you're the next closest thing) to find that lame shit humorous.
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^does going against the grain on every little subject ever get boring?

I like everything except Strike Back.

Clerks is dope, but there's too much bullshit dialogue. Dante is such a mellow dramatic fucking fag.
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^does going against the grain on every little subject ever get boring?

I like everything except Strike Back.

Clerks is dope, but there's too much bullshit dialogue. Dante is such a mellow dramatic fucking fag.

i used to work with a guy that was like Dante, the resemblance was uncanny..

The best part about Strike Back was the deleted scenes, they left out a lot of good shit..
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you also think that soulseek has no music to offer..

im really gonna start collecting all the dumb shit u say
Lemme clear some things up.

When I used Soulseek I would either A)not find what I was looking for or B)be stuck waiting in queue forever. I'd go on LimeWire & found what I wanted with the quickness. Of the 50+ albums I have on my PC I'd say a good 35 are from LimeWire alone. Now others may have more luck with Soulseek. That's good. Never did I say it has "no music to offer". Get the fuck outta here with that shit.

Also what "dumb shit" did I say? I said I was disappointed with a film so you come at me with that lame comment. I have no reply to you on that.

Better question is who are you? Pretty much no one. So go ahead & keep up with collecting shit about people online. Obviously you got nothing better to do with your life.

Now I feel about .00001% dumber because I even replied to you're nonsense but I like proving my points epecially when cunts like you take shit outta context.
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Lemme clear some things up.

When I used Soulseek I would either A)not find what I was looking for or B)be stuck waiting in queue forever. I'd go on LimeWire & found what I wanted with the quickness. Of the 50+ albums I have on my PC I'd say a good 35 are from LimeWire alone. Now others may have more luck with Soulseek. That's good. Never did I say it has "no music to offer". Get the fuck outta here with that shit.

Also what "dumb shit" did I say? I said I was disappointed with a film so you come at me with that lame comment. I have no reply to you on that.

Better question is who are you? Pretty much no one. So go ahead & keep up with collecting shit about people online. Obviously you got nothing better to do with your life.

Now I feel about .00001% dumber because I even replied to you're nonsense but I like proving my points epecially when cunts like you take shit outta context.

I always thought limewire was the worst for albums...
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I dunno if you guys know how retarded most fans of jay and silent bob are... but do you remember beavis and butthead?...

Yeah.... going against the grain when the grain is typical dipshit american "we'll laugh at anything that's supposed to be funny" could just possibly....be a good thing? Hey who knows...




Some things you've got to be high, or just plain fucking stupid to enjoy.... this is one of them.
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yeah same thing happened to me. It got built up so much over the years that when I finally watched it I was dissapointed. Same thing happened with resevoir dogs.
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