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ahh, that episode was good stuff.
Dr.Cox: Look, I know you all curl up on your futons at night dreaming of cracking a real medical mystery so that some doctor slash supermodel will want to touch your eruption button. But, here's the bad news. This isn't a tv show, there aren't any cameras here (motions toward the camera), real medical mysteries don't happen every week and real doctors damn sure don't look like models. They look like Rex.
Rex: What?
Dr.Cox: Chin up, ya ugly bastard. So, if you want to solve a real mystery, go ahead and figure out who's taking my New York Times every Sunday. Or, better yet, how about why anybody on the planet thinks Dane Cook is funny? As far as Mr. Pierce goes, he has your run of the mill pulmonary embolism and I know, I know, it is a boring medical diagnosis, but that's what hospitals are. Boring.
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You belong in Special Ed if you think you Got It Made - J-Live with the mic is like the chef with the blade - Cause suckers get sliced and sauteed - Yeah, you thought your joint was fly but the flight was delayed...
Cause yo, I take the grey matter of pretenders - through my mental blender, and then return to sender - My pen don't pretend to offend - I intend to render MC's, hangin loose like a fender bender - I recommend regardless of your gender - That you strike messin with J-Live from your agenda - And remember that whoever lends a helpin hand to defend ya - Will get burned to a cinder - As I end the reign of wack MC's with their suicidal tendencies - Renderin me sick, with the thoughts of killin enemies - But then I return to reality - Metaphorically murderin MC's when they battle me - You can't rattle me - I'm not your average snake slitherin through the grass - I surpass the serpent as I head to class - You consider me crass as I wax that ass - Style's no joke, but you best believe I gets the last laugh
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