Whats the next Vin Diesel movie..?

[YoungDecadeZ]

Can someone let me in on this?

[Nam Dekan]

Rockfish (animated)

A man on an alien planet quests to catch an elusive giant fish.


Babylon AD

Veteran-turned-mercenary Thoorop (Diesel) takes the high-risk job of escorting a woman from Russia to China. Little does he know that she is host to an organism that a cult wants to harvest in order to produce a genetically modified Messiah.

Hannibal the Conqueror

Vin Diesel stars as the Carthaginian general who led an elephant-riding battalion across the Alps to attack Rome in the 3rd Century B.C.

[UnbrokeN]

The Pacifier 2 (USA, 2008) - Disgraced CIA agent Vin Diesel is given a walk-in-the-park last chance assignment, and must go undercover at a smalltown nursery in order to infiltrate illegal "toddler fights", where razor-clad infants are pitted against each other to the death. Flashbacks of his ex-partner sleeping with his ex-wife play havoc with his mind, as he pulls up his nappy and enters the ring of death. The crowd roars for blood. Focus, Vin Diesel, FOCUS.

2 Drunk 2 Fuck (Suburbia, 2948 and 3/4) - After a sexy grunge girl (Keanu Reeves) crash lands on a wealthy hermaphrodite (Morgan Freeman)'s head, a schizophrenic Sherlock Holmes (Co-acted by Vin Diesel and his cousin, Amerigo Vespucci) investigates the facial features of a large lab rat. Hilarity ensues when Vin and Amerigo deduce that the entire plot is not worth the millions they're being paid, the film falls apart and the remaining six hours passes by with ferocious priest, rabbi, and blonde jokes. The film ends with a delightful pun concerning the Zimbabweian population of Venus.

sin²(Vin)+cos²(Diesel) (USA, 1) - Vin Diesel plays a space ship genetically modified to look like Vin Diesel's space ship and crash lands on a planet inhabited entirely by spaceships crash landing into plantets. Following the intense special effects of the crash scene, the movie pretty much just trudges along for another 100 minutes. The high point of the film is probably when Diesel's character eats a small child in one bite for sustenance.

cosh²(vin)-sinh²(Diesel) (USA, math) - Vin Diesel plays a mathematical prodigy cum astronaught who pilots a ship that crash lands on a planet which is ironically inhabited by letters. There are no survivors.