Vida Guerra is BAD!!

Thatdude22 · 12-17-2006, 07:21 PM

Has anybody bought this DVD , judging by the preview , this shit is gonna be hott!!! Damn I love Vida Guerra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhn2Qq4AqP8

Brahman · 12-18-2006, 01:00 AM

@ the childhood ass pic on the floatie

i wonder how old she was there

Ignorant · 12-18-2006, 01:28 PM

As long as I don't have to look at her face, I'm cool...

efGEEsus · 12-20-2006, 07:37 PM

that'll sell by the truckload

lol at the cheesey as fuck voice-over guy

Gorilla Nasty · 12-21-2006, 04:53 PM

Um no she's not. I posted a link a while before that got deleted. Her ass is so photoshopped it's not funny. Her ass in real life is nothing compared to the pics. They add a LOT of ass to her on photoshop. She's a fraud.

You never wondered why her ass looks so small in real life pictures? If it was as big as they make it out to be, wouldn't she be showing that shit any chance? She's got fake tits. And I hate her droopy ass looking eyes. You take away them fake tits, and she's very, very average at best.

And I hate her name too. She says Vida (gera)??? I thought it was (guh rair uh).

Lee Van McQueen · 12-21-2006, 05:28 PM

guerrera = gay-rrair-uh
guerra = gay-rruh

rolling the r's in both cases

Ignorant · 12-21-2006, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gorilla Nasty

Um no she's not. I posted a link a while before that got deleted. Her ass is so photoshopped it's not funny. Her ass in real life is nothing compared to the pics. They add a LOT of ass to her on photoshop. She's a fraud.

You never wondered why her ass looks so small in real life pictures? If it was as big as they make it out to be, wouldn't she be showing that shit any chance? She's got fake tits. And I hate her droopy ass looking eyes. You take away them fake tits, and she's very, very average at best.

And I hate her name too. She says Vida (gera)??? I thought it was (guh rair uh).

That figures... a lot of dem video hoes are fake.

I've heard that J-Lo get her ass pics photoshopped to look smaller, because with her new Euro-centric mentality, she's ashamed of it. Fuckin' bitch dun got her ghetto pass revoked.

Brahman · 12-21-2006, 07:42 PM

did you see the cellphone pics, gorilla?

she's still quite substantial, photoshop or not

and, i hope you're not referring to that one pic of the side-by-side photos, because the "before" on the left is photoshopped as well... making her look worse

i never got all the negative fuss over her face either. she's cute to me.

^ one of the cellphone pics

droopy eyes?

her eyes kinda remind me of britney spears'... nothing wrong with either pair

Brahman · 12-21-2006, 07:49 PM

untouched red carpet photo

Gorilla Nasty · 12-21-2006, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ignorant

That figures... a lot of dem video hoes are fake.

I've heard that J-Lo get her ass pics photoshopped to look smaller, because with her new Euro-centric mentality, she's ashamed of it. Fuckin' bitch dun got her ghetto pass revoked.

Wow really? Now she had/has a great ass.

Brahman look: http://glennferon.com/portfolio1/portfolio02.html

I guarantee in the red carpet photo, she has some of them panties on with butt padding, you can practically see it.

Lee Van McQueen · 12-22-2006, 12:52 AM

i trust the red carpet photo more than that one

i've seen the cell phone pics, and that pic looks unnatural... or it could be a deceptive angle

could have been airbrushed down to further emphasize the point too

Lee Van McQueen · 12-22-2006, 12:58 AM

not to mention that the final, enhanced pic looks more artificial than most of her others

her ass clearly looks fake there regardless of any revelation about the added effects

not so much in others you can find... any photoshopping appears very minimal

Lee Van McQueen · 12-22-2006, 01:06 AM

wtf yo

just watch her first appearance on el gordo y la flaca, nothing photoshopped about that show

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Dd7zIOaF5M

her lower half is bangin, period

any nitpicking about whether or not it's "as big" here and there in person is on some catty female shit

Gorilla Nasty · 12-22-2006, 02:20 AM

Dude, the pic is from a site of a professional graphic artist who does pics for very famous people. Much more famous than Vida. Like Beyonce and Halle Berry. It's his site where possible clients go to look at his previous work.

It's not fake. The only thing that is is a lot of that ass. Sorry to ruin your fantasy..

Gorilla Nasty · 12-22-2006, 02:38 AM

The red carpet pic is so obvious. Look at where her leg "supposedly" connects to her ass. That doesn't look wierd at all to you? If it don't you're delusional. But you clicked on the link, you wanted to know.

Her leg connecting to her ass is wrong. There is a "lump" there you can see. In reality, from that angle, line would follow the contour of her leg. Whereas, this line goes up her leg then abruptly juts out. Though it's rather subtle, you have to be able to see it. She is definately wearing padded underwear.

Nimrod · 12-22-2006, 08:41 AM

jahaahhhahaaha @ gorilla nasty

wtf, you dont know WHAT it is exactly youre seein there

it would make no sense for her to be wearin padded underwear that came down that low anyway since the dress is so tight and would give it away easily at every little turn

like he said, just peep the video of when she came on that show, and youll see her ass is dope period, and going around lookin at pics here and there tryin to find angles that show her ass in a lessened state IS on some catty female shit

i seen the cell phone pics too and she's closer to the red carpet than that ONE professional pic you have where she's positioned oddly and deceptively

yo i just looked up some of ya older posts

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Originally Posted by Gorilla Nasty

On certain angles, Torrie looks ugly as fuck.

smh

son, are you fuckin gay????

ANYBODY can look ugly from "certain angles", wtf is wrong with you

your nitpicking is terribly effeminate

Gorilla Nasty · 12-22-2006, 03:43 PM

You can only see the padding. That does not look at all unnatural to you? You're retarded if you can't. Either that or one of her ass cheeks is wide and short, and the other is long and narrow. Hmmmm, now which is a more likely scenario? Please dude, I took physiology for 1 year, I think I know what the human body can and can't look like.

And yes, there were 2 pictures, where Torrie lokked flat out UGLY. Maybe more, but 2 that burned my mind. They were pics of her with some other girl, and she looked butt ugly. As in she only looks good from flattering angles. Meaning she doesn't really look good.

You gys are acting like a bunch of 13 year old boys. All mad cause I'm coming in and shitting on your fantasies. Too bad. I'm sorry that you want to blindly follow what you want to be true. Hell, I used to love Vida's ass. Til I saw that her photos in real life didn't exactly match up. Then when I seen that photo, on a professioanl graphic artists site, that was the proof. But I like how you guys think that's bogus on some legit site where he shows work he's done to Mary J Blige, Usher, and TLC to name some more.

I can definately give credit where credit is due. In Vida's case, there is absolutely no credit due. She has an alright face, fake tits, and an ass that doesn't even exist.

I don't even care that these chicks get their pictures airbrushed. But when you are essentially adding body parts, that takes things to another level. No longer are you just getting touched up, your a flat out fraud. How many inches were added to her ass? And then those make girls feel bad because they don't look like some fake, ultra-airbrushed pic of some girl.

But, I guess we should all feel good about that?

Lee Van McQueen · 12-23-2006, 12:25 AM

, i don't even know why i've spent as much time as i have on this

gorilla, you're not shitting on any "fantasy", because i'm not all on vida like that anyway. i just thought some of your comments had no basis.

i'll ask again, did you look at the video of her appearance on "el gordo y la flaca"? that's what got her a lot of attention and offers in the first place. and, if there's some conspiracy about her having half the ass that's presented in all of her photos why is she making videos like this? the film strip isn't airbr

12-17-2006, 07:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
Thatdude22 OHHH REALLY Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 3	Vida Guerra is BAD!! Has anybody bought this DVD , judging by the preview , this shit is gonna be hott!!! Damn I love Vida Guerra http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhn2Qq4AqP8

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Ignorant Village Idiot Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: edge of sanity Posts: 9,620	As long as I don't have to look at her face, I'm cool... __________________ "It would be better not to know so many things, than to know so many things that are not so." - Felix Okoye "The learning and knowledge that we have is at the most, but little compared with that of which we are ignorant." - Plato "How can we remember our ignorance, which our growth requires, when we're using our knowledge all the time?" - Henry David Thoreau

12-21-2006, 04:53 PM	#5 (permalink)
Gorilla Nasty Nasty Gorilla Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,632	Um no she's not. I posted a link a while before that got deleted. Her ass is so photoshopped it's not funny. Her ass in real life is nothing compared to the pics. They add a LOT of ass to her on photoshop. She's a fraud. You never wondered why her ass looks so small in real life pictures? If it was as big as they make it out to be, wouldn't she be showing that shit any chance? She's got fake tits. And I hate her droopy ass looking eyes. You take away them fake tits, and she's very, very average at best. And I hate her name too. She says Vida (gera)??? I thought it was (guh rair uh). Last edited by Gorilla Nasty; 12-21-2006 at 05:00 PM.

12-21-2006, 07:42 PM	#8 (permalink)
Brahman Mel Van Peebles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: 37th Chamber Posts: 17,248	did you see the cellphone pics, gorilla? she's still quite substantial, photoshop or not and, i hope you're not referring to that one pic of the side-by-side photos, because the "before" on the left is photoshopped as well... making her look worse i never got all the negative fuss over her face either. she's cute to me. ^ one of the cellphone pics droopy eyes? her eyes kinda remind me of britney spears'... nothing wrong with either pair __________________ U Y d Z \ 卍卍卍卍卍卍卍亹见谷 ∞ 谷见亹 Last edited by Brahman; 12-21-2006 at 07:50 PM.

12-20-2006, 07:37 PM	#4 (permalink)
efGEEsus Registered User Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 38	that'll sell by the truckload lol at the cheesey as fuck voice-over guy

12-21-2006, 05:28 PM	#6 (permalink)
Lee Van McQueen ♣aka. Steve Cleef Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 409	guerrera = gay-rrair-uh guerra = gay-rruh rolling the r's in both cases

12-21-2006, 07:49 PM	#9 (permalink)
Brahman Mel Van Peebles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: 37th Chamber Posts: 17,248	untouched red carpet photo __________________ U Y d Z \ 卍卍卍卍卍卍卍亹见谷 ∞ 谷见亹

12-22-2006, 12:52 AM	#11 (permalink)
Lee Van McQueen ♣aka. Steve Cleef Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 409	i trust the red carpet photo more than that one i've seen the cell phone pics, and that pic looks unnatural... or it could be a deceptive angle could have been airbrushed down to further emphasize the point too

12-22-2006, 12:58 AM	#12 (permalink)
Lee Van McQueen ♣aka. Steve Cleef Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 409	not to mention that the final, enhanced pic looks more artificial than most of her others her ass clearly looks fake there regardless of any revelation about the added effects not so much in others you can find... any photoshopping appears very minimal

12-22-2006, 01:06 AM	#13 (permalink)
Lee Van McQueen ♣aka. Steve Cleef Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 409	wtf yo just watch her first appearance on el gordo y la flaca, nothing photoshopped about that show http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Dd7zIOaF5M her lower half is bangin, period any nitpicking about whether or not it's "as big" here and there in person is on some catty female shit

12-22-2006, 02:20 AM	#14 (permalink)
Gorilla Nasty Nasty Gorilla Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,632	Dude, the pic is from a site of a professional graphic artist who does pics for very famous people. Much more famous than Vida. Like Beyonce and Halle Berry. It's his site where possible clients go to look at his previous work. It's not fake. The only thing that is is a lot of that ass. Sorry to ruin your fantasy..

12-22-2006, 02:38 AM	#15 (permalink)
Gorilla Nasty Nasty Gorilla Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,632	The red carpet pic is so obvious. Look at where her leg "supposedly" connects to her ass. That doesn't look wierd at all to you? If it don't you're delusional. But you clicked on the link, you wanted to know. Her leg connecting to her ass is wrong. There is a "lump" there you can see. In reality, from that angle, line would follow the contour of her leg. Whereas, this line goes up her leg then abruptly juts out. Though it's rather subtle, you have to be able to see it. She is definately wearing padded underwear.

12-22-2006, 03:43 PM	#17 (permalink)
Gorilla Nasty Nasty Gorilla Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,632	You can only see the padding. That does not look at all unnatural to you? You're retarded if you can't. Either that or one of her ass cheeks is wide and short, and the other is long and narrow. Hmmmm, now which is a more likely scenario? Please dude, I took physiology for 1 year, I think I know what the human body can and can't look like. And yes, there were 2 pictures, where Torrie lokked flat out UGLY. Maybe more, but 2 that burned my mind. They were pics of her with some other girl, and she looked butt ugly. As in she only looks good from flattering angles. Meaning she doesn't really look good. You gys are acting like a bunch of 13 year old boys. All mad cause I'm coming in and shitting on your fantasies. Too bad. I'm sorry that you want to blindly follow what you want to be true. Hell, I used to love Vida's ass. Til I saw that her photos in real life didn't exactly match up. Then when I seen that photo, on a professioanl graphic artists site, that was the proof. But I like how you guys think that's bogus on some legit site where he shows work he's done to Mary J Blige, Usher, and TLC to name some more. I can definately give credit where credit is due. In Vida's case, there is absolutely no credit due. She has an alright face, fake tits, and an ass that doesn't even exist. I don't even care that these chicks get their pictures airbrushed. But when you are essentially adding body parts, that takes things to another level. No longer are you just getting touched up, your a flat out fraud. How many inches were added to her ass? And then those make girls feel bad because they don't look like some fake, ultra-airbrushed pic of some girl. But, I guess we should all feel good about that?