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12-26-2012, 04:50 AM
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Memento Mori.
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If you guys had to pick..
...one wingman amongst fellow posters, who would it be and why?
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12-26-2012, 07:53 AM
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Godly trollin
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hypo and I would get all the ladies for obvious reasons
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fuck Canibus.
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^That awkward moment when you realize your idol is a piece of shit
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12-26-2012, 08:33 AM
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Kotaro's Master
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Dad would be a good wingman
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treasure it son it just might be worth something someday!
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happy birthday my hard to please nigga.
probably my first ever proper happy b day message.
frame it you Guyanese cunt.
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12-27-2012, 02:47 PM
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lol @wingman
#amatuers
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12-28-2012, 10:47 AM
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sososerious
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alias.
and by wingman, i mean i'd let him go into whatever place it was like 5 minutes before me, then i'd walk in and by default every woman would swarm just to get away from him.
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So, you're comparing a workout routine with an obstacle course event?
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12-28-2012, 03:32 PM
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Personal Jesus
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^^this is what i was gonna s
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02-05-2013, 06:24 AM
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King
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Hypno,because he can hypnotize them.
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To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
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02-05-2013, 06:31 AM
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Song Writer / Artist.
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I'd choose a girl, they're the best wingmen.
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02-05-2013, 06:46 AM
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King
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KriminaL
I'd choose a girl, they're the best wingmen.
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You ever tried this?
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For as long as the masses remain so ill-informed as they actually are to-day, and as long as the State
remains as indifferent to their lot as it now is, the masses will follow whatever leader makes them the most extravagant promises in regard to economic matters.
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
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02-05-2013, 07:02 AM
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Song Writer / Artist.
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You ever tried this?
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Yeah, a few times.
One of my good friends, his girlfriend is my wing(wo)man when we go out - I just point out the girl and she'll get it done, it's amazing. One time, she went over and all she said was, "Best sex i've had" and that was it.
Girl didnt even want to make small talk, it was literally, "Hi - I'm amy, I've just been speaking to your friend, let me know when you're leaving and i'll come with you".
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02-05-2013, 07:12 AM
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King
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KriminaL
Yeah, a few times.
One of my good friends, his girlfriend is my wing(wo)man when we go out - I just point out the girl and she'll get it done, it's amazing. One time, she went over and all she said was, "Best sex i've had" and that was it.
Girl didnt even want to make small talk, it was literally, "Hi - I'm amy, I've just been speaking to your friend, let me know when you're leaving and i'll come with you".
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Damn,like using cheat code.
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For as long as the masses remain so ill-informed as they actually are to-day, and as long as the State
remains as indifferent to their lot as it now is, the masses will follow whatever leader makes them the most extravagant promises in regard to economic matters.
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
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02-05-2013, 07:21 AM
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Song Writer / Artist.
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Yep.
If you have a good girl friend, who you're not in the least bit interested in and she's not into you like that, you're set for a wingman.
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02-05-2013, 07:33 AM
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King
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Well that is not option then.
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For as long as the masses remain so ill-informed as they actually are to-day, and as long as the State
remains as indifferent to their lot as it now is, the masses will follow whatever leader makes them the most extravagant promises in regard to economic matters.
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
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02-05-2013, 12:52 PM
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Personal Jesus
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macs without the option button cant work
is that a double entendre?
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02-11-2013, 03:30 PM
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proper weaponry
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DaAlmightyDolla or Sir Bustalot
both seem relatively attractive and i'm pretty sure they pull females at will.
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