Anyone know a way to decrease dicksize?

Dr. Dhalsim · 12-17-2006, 02:37 PM

my girl been complaining i been hurting her

johhny 5 · 12-17-2006, 03:27 PM

surgery

pumkinhead · 12-17-2006, 11:47 PM

salt.

johhny 5 · 12-18-2006, 03:00 AM

u serious ^

R-Tistic · 12-18-2006, 05:11 AM

Tell her to get drunk enough to where she doesn't know or care, and beat it up to where the shit will adjust to yo size...so from then on, yo size is normal...but any dude who ain't at that level will end up slippin out every two seconds. Oh well.

Ignorant · 12-18-2006, 01:25 PM

Don't give her all of it... get her wet first... I don't know man, you gotta know how to use your tool.

B. Fury · 12-18-2006, 03:04 PM

Stick your dick in the nozzle of a vacuum cleaner with the unit turned on...keep there for about 30 min and you should lose about an inch...

Butfuklo · 12-18-2006, 03:14 PM

^^^LOL. You could also rub mayonnaise on your dick and then put it in a sweaty, smelly shoe.

Ignorant · 12-18-2006, 03:41 PM

Tightrope walk naked over a pit of razor blades... and make sure the line is greasy.

Ixtlan · 12-18-2006, 05:53 PM

Steroids.

johhny 5 · 12-18-2006, 10:01 PM

you serious ^

Dr. Dhalsim · 12-18-2006, 11:35 PM

I need a way to get it hard like a usualy erection but the width needs to be smaller. I'm not going to shove it in bein half soft.

McCizoy · 12-19-2006, 12:28 AM

^fuck her sideways

[ Yung Truth ] · 12-19-2006, 10:33 AM

if its the girth she cant handle u cant do anything about that son...

and you definetely dont wanna make ur dick permanently smaller for one girl that u might not even be with forever..

u just gotta take it slow with her...i mean im sure the length plays a big part too...it cant be ALL girth thats hurting her cuz thats what bitches prefer anyway

The Grimace · 12-19-2006, 05:06 PM

Butfuklo · 12-19-2006, 05:08 PM

Just use your fingers, and only use your dick to fuck her face.

12-17-2006, 02:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
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12-18-2006, 01:25 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ignorant Village Idiot Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: edge of sanity Posts: 9,620	Don't give her all of it... get her wet first... I don't know man, you gotta know how to use your tool. __________________ "It would be better not to know so many things, than to know so many things that are not so." - Felix Okoye "The learning and knowledge that we have is at the most, but little compared with that of which we are ignorant." - Plato "How can we remember our ignorance, which our growth requires, when we're using our knowledge all the time?" - Henry David Thoreau

12-18-2006, 03:04 PM	#7 (permalink)
B. Fury On the Eastside... Join Date: May 2002 Location: atl/dc Posts: 1,806	Stick your dick in the nozzle of a vacuum cleaner with the unit turned on...keep there for about 30 min and you should lose about an inch...

12-18-2006, 03:14 PM	#8 (permalink)
Butfuklo Banned Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,220	^^^LOL. You could also rub mayonnaise on your dick and then put it in a sweaty, smelly shoe.

12-18-2006, 03:41 PM	#9 (permalink)
Ignorant Village Idiot Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: edge of sanity Posts: 9,620	Tightrope walk naked over a pit of razor blades... and make sure the line is greasy. __________________ "It would be better not to know so many things, than to know so many things that are not so." - Felix Okoye "The learning and knowledge that we have is at the most, but little compared with that of which we are ignorant." - Plato "How can we remember our ignorance, which our growth requires, when we're using our knowledge all the time?" - Henry David Thoreau

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12-18-2006, 11:35 PM	#12 (permalink)
Dr. Dhalsim Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: India Posts: 23	I need a way to get it hard like a usualy erection but the width needs to be smaller. I'm not going to shove it in bein half soft.

12-19-2006, 12:28 AM	#13 (permalink)
McCizoy I got stripes! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The Triad Posts: 7,476	^fuck her sideways __________________ I wish wasn't intellectually, socially, and financially inferior so I could have been a Blue Devil. Here's a towel wipe your face cool down have a drink its on me

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[ Yung Truth ] fuck u, pay me Join Date: May 2004 Location: Alabama Posts: 5,547	if its the girth she cant handle u cant do anything about that son... and you definetely dont wanna make ur dick permanently smaller for one girl that u might not even be with forever.. u just gotta take it slow with her...i mean im sure the length plays a big part too...it cant be ALL girth thats hurting her cuz thats what bitches prefer anyway

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12-19-2006, 05:08 PM	#16 (permalink)
Butfuklo Banned Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,220	Just use your fingers, and only use your dick to fuck her face.

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