Beer Vs. Vagina

DannyC · 11-09-2006, 01:32 PM

1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER

2. Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA

3. A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER

4. If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA

5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances.
I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.

6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA

7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may
suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA

8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
One point to VAGINA

9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER

10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA

11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is
fun.
One point to VAGINA

12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA

13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER

14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can.
One point to BEER

15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down.
One point to BEER

16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc.
One point to BEER

17. You always know how much beer is going to cost.
One point to BEER

18. Beer doesn't have a mother.
One point to BEER

19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you
drink it.
One point to BEER

20. Tapping a Keg... easy. Tapping a Vagina... may take you weeks.
One Point to BEER

Final Score 11 BEER/ 8 VAGINA

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER

DannyC · 11-09-2006, 01:33 PM

by the way, i cant take credit for this, im not that funny. saw this shit on myspace, had to share it

NineFiveZeroOne · 11-09-2006, 01:35 PM

lmao.....nice..i just shared it on myspace......

-Paper Chase- · 11-09-2006, 03:10 PM

ahahaa..doppe..my vote = beer AND pussy

Murder Ink · 11-09-2006, 10:11 PM

funny shit lol, but Danny C, I think your signature was written by this underground rapper named Shamrock, he's on my myspace...I think tho cuz he has a song called my favorite things

DannyC · 11-09-2006, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Murder Ink

funny shit lol, but Danny C, I think your signature was written by this underground rapper named Shamrock, he's on my myspace...I think tho cuz he has a song called my favorite things

i actually made that shit up on the spot, i just didnt wanna put my name under it because i knew someone would say i was biting it from somewhere lol

i wanna do a remake of that song real soon tho

MC-Panther · 11-10-2006, 09:30 AM

Saigon has a song called my favourite things as well. Saigon is raw.

Yo danny C you should peep the album "Violent By Design" by Jedi Mind Tricks.

11-10-2006, 01:39 PM

fuck beer i pour some rum on that pussy and lick it clean.

MISSKEYdaQUEEN · 11-10-2006, 01:54 PM

seen this and sending it to Man Enough....

DannyC · 11-10-2006, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MC-Panther

Saigon has a song called my favourite things as well. Saigon is raw.

Yo danny C you should peep the album "Violent By Design" by Jedi Mind Tricks.

i own that album, good stuff, nice suggestion tho

and lmao @ female mods getting touchy and power tripping, as usual

pumkinhead · 11-11-2006, 07:48 PM

it's sad that theres a comparision between a drink and a person.

remixx · 11-12-2006, 10:19 PM

hahah.... that last part made me spit my drink out....lol..damn

Butfuklo · 11-24-2006, 01:33 PM

Plus drinkin beer with a girl can get you vagina, so thats another point for beer.

lostprophet · 11-24-2006, 02:37 PM

Beer over vagina for me

-GZ- · 11-24-2006, 03:37 PM

both!

11-09-2006, 01:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
DannyC vote for yourself Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Boston, MA... TITLETOWN Posts: 31,695	Beer Vs. Vagina 1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER 2. Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA 3. A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER 4. If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA 5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being. 6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA 7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA 8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One point to VAGINA 9. You normally don't find old beer. One point to BEER 10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God. One point to VAGINA 11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. One point to VAGINA 12. In most countries there's a tax on beer. One point to VAGINA 13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER 14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER 15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down. One point to BEER 16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc. One point to BEER 17. You always know how much beer is going to cost. One point to BEER 18. Beer doesn't have a mother. One point to BEER 19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it. One point to BEER 20. Tapping a Keg... easy. Tapping a Vagina... may take you weeks. One Point to BEER Final Score 11 BEER/ 8 VAGINA That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER __________________ “Dead as dead can be,” my doctor tells me, But I just can’t believe him, ever the optimistic one. I’m sure of your ability to become my perfect enemy. Wake up, and face me, don’t play dead, cause maybe... Someday, I will walk away, and say, “You disappoint me.” Maybe, you’re better off this way...

11-09-2006, 01:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
DannyC vote for yourself Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Boston, MA... TITLETOWN Posts: 31,695	by the way, i cant take credit for this, im not that funny. saw this shit on myspace, had to share it __________________ “Dead as dead can be,” my doctor tells me, But I just can’t believe him, ever the optimistic one. I’m sure of your ability to become my perfect enemy. Wake up, and face me, don’t play dead, cause maybe... Someday, I will walk away, and say, “You disappoint me.” Maybe, you’re better off this way...

11-09-2006, 01:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
NineFiveZeroOne ^Da Phuck iT Mean? Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: California Posts: 864	lmao.....nice..i just shared it on myspace...... __________________ Often the fulfillment of an ambition can be worse then not fulfilling it at all. Last edited by NineFiveZeroOne; 11-09-2006 at 01:37 PM.

11-09-2006, 03:10 PM	#4 (permalink)
-Paper Chase- Constantly Merkin Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: NY on the fitted shines from the brain inside so I don't need a Yankee on for a New York frame of mind.. Posts: 13,916	ahahaa..doppe..my vote = beer AND pussy __________________ The illiterate one, illegitimate son of Attila The Hun Killin the drums while spilling my rum..

11-09-2006, 10:11 PM	#5 (permalink)
Murder Ink Jigsaw Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: South Bend, Indiana Posts: 3,489	funny shit lol, but Danny C, I think your signature was written by this underground rapper named Shamrock, he's on my myspace...I think tho cuz he has a song called my favorite things __________________ Trauma ~Jigsaw, Triple Threat, Vayne, and The Arch Bishop~ ~Everything is just a paradox trapped within a parody, of contradictory character design errors and muddled continuity flaws~ For Jigsaw's page: www.myspace.com/trauma7

11-10-2006, 09:30 AM	#7 (permalink)
MC-Panther Registered User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Toronto. Posts: 7,050	Saigon has a song called my favourite things as well. Saigon is raw. Yo danny C you should peep the album "Violent By Design" by Jedi Mind Tricks. __________________ As every cell in chile will tell, the cries of the tortured men, remember allende and the days before, before the army came.. Please remember victor jara in the santiago stadium es verdad, those washington bullets again..

11-10-2006, 01:39 PM	#8 (permalink)
VishTaphney Guest Posts: n/a	fuck beer i pour some rum on that pussy and lick it clean.

11-10-2006, 01:54 PM	#9 (permalink)
MISSKEYdaQUEEN Watch the black panther.. Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Glenville REPPIN BIYAAAATCHES!! Posts: 17,647	seen this and sending it to Man Enough.... __________________ Queen's MySpace Page Queen's Other Myspace Page biaaatches *********************** The battles that count aren't the ones for gold medals. The struggles within yourself—the invisible, inevitable battles inside all of us—that's where it's at.~Jesse Owens (1913-1980)

11-11-2006, 07:48 PM	#11 (permalink)
pumkinhead Lemonpie. Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: My House Posts: 3,257	it's sad that theres a comparision between a drink and a person. __________________ Cooking For [Pumkin-head] The Grimace's RM Pet

11-12-2006, 10:19 PM	#12 (permalink)
remixx im not your avg 80's baby Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Richmond Ca Posts: 3,515	hahah.... that last part made me spit my drink out....lol..damn __________________ lifes a bitch...... and death's her husband.... http://www.myspace.com/kangostar

11-24-2006, 01:33 PM	#13 (permalink)
Butfuklo Banned Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,220	Plus drinkin beer with a girl can get you vagina, so thats another point for beer.

11-24-2006, 02:37 PM	#14 (permalink)
lostprophet Streetcred, scars2proveit Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Jack Town M I CrooKeD Posts: 2,109	Beer over vagina for me __________________ A man who stands for nothing falls for anything-Malcom X Jack Town reppin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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