Beer Vs. Vagina

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Old 11-09-2006, 01:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Beer Vs. Vagina

1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER

2. Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA

3. A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER

4. If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA

5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances.
I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.

6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA

7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may
suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA

8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
One point to VAGINA

9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER

10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA

11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is
fun.
One point to VAGINA

12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA

13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER

14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can.
One point to BEER

15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down.
One point to BEER

16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc.
One point to BEER

17. You always know how much beer is going to cost.
One point to BEER

18. Beer doesn't have a mother.
One point to BEER

19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you
drink it.
One point to BEER


20. Tapping a Keg... easy. Tapping a Vagina... may take you weeks.
One Point to BEER





Final Score 11 BEER/ 8 VAGINA





That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER




PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER
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Old 11-09-2006, 01:33 PM   #2 (permalink)
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by the way, i cant take credit for this, im not that funny. saw this shit on myspace, had to share it
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lmao.....nice..i just shared it on myspace......
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funny shit lol, but Danny C, I think your signature was written by this underground rapper named Shamrock, he's on my myspace...I think tho cuz he has a song called my favorite things
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funny shit lol, but Danny C, I think your signature was written by this underground rapper named Shamrock, he's on my myspace...I think tho cuz he has a song called my favorite things
i actually made that shit up on the spot, i just didnt wanna put my name under it because i knew someone would say i was biting it from somewhere lol



i wanna do a remake of that song real soon tho
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Saigon has a song called my favourite things as well. Saigon is raw.

Yo danny C you should peep the album "Violent By Design" by Jedi Mind Tricks.
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Saigon has a song called my favourite things as well. Saigon is raw.

Yo danny C you should peep the album "Violent By Design" by Jedi Mind Tricks.
i own that album, good stuff, nice suggestion tho





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