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Old 10-04-2006, 05:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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30 things I learned from porn.
1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a woman out of a speeding ticket.
10. All women are noisy cummers.
11. People in the 70's couldn't cum unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes,the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
19. There's a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite her by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses suck patients cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
26. Assholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a womans butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.
29. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
30. Dorky guys never have to beg.
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29. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.

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Old 10-05-2006, 04:45 PM   #3 (permalink)
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This shit was hilarious....

Dude said Asian men don't exist... hahahahahaaha
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Old 10-05-2006, 08:01 PM   #4 (permalink)
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lmaoooooooo@ that shit...
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Old 10-06-2006, 12:04 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 10-09-2006, 12:26 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 10-11-2006, 04:29 PM   #8 (permalink)
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i learned alot from porn too. the first time i had sex...i pulled out and tried to cum in her mouth...something i completely learned from porn.
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Old 10-11-2006, 05:21 PM   #9 (permalink)
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27. A man ejaculating on a womans butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.

literally lol'ed at that one
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25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".

^ reminded me of DX "suck itttttttttt!" haha

26. Assholes are clean.

^ lolllll
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13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.


hahaha that was hilarious
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15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!)

LMAO! Hell nahhh!

18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes,the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.

LOL!!!!

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11. People in the 70's couldn't cum unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.

haha, and i can see it happenin
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