**Where Boys Become Men... Where Men Become Fighters... Where Fighters Become Legends... **
*cue theme music*
ITS R.W.E..... MONDAY NIGHT RevENGE!!!!
**intro package**
((battle and promo highlights of events leading up to scheduled matches will go here, for now tho, heres a generic overview of what you'll see))
JOOK: Im here for the belt!
OZ: First, you gota get by me!
RESIN: Theres no telling who I might smoke to get that title...
CORMAGEDDON: You 3 Jabronis arent even in my league!
FACELESS: *stares grimly*
SUPER: Theres not a contender in this league of my caliber... Im the show starter, the show stopper, Mr Monday Night himself... How are you? IT DOESNT MATTER HOW YOU ARE, Cause im just Super
*end theme music*
VIZZ: ...Welcome everyone to the highly anticipated debut of....
MONDAY NIGHT REVENGE!!
Im Vizz, accompanied by my broad cast colleague, Switch Blade, and this is where the iLL guys play... the R.W.E.!!!!!
SWITCH BLADE: Thats right Vizz, here on Revenge, we've got some of the most feared competitors from our battle boards.. We've got fresh faces like Oz and Jook and legends in the form of Cormageddon and Resin... Old meets new in a contrast of styles you have to see to believe
VIZZ: I agree with you 100% Blade, but we also have SUPERstars, like the biggest man, and mouth, ever to step inside a ring.... the show starting, show stopping, Mr Monday Night himself, SUPER!
SWITCH BLADE: Dont forget the always cold, always calculated, technical mastermind, Faceless! With all this... [is interrupted by the sudden theme music that fills the arena] Well, looks like we've got our first suprise of the night Vizz, as here comes Super himself to the ring...
[super slowly strolls down the entrance ramp, sending rude gestures towards the crowd. the fans arent too fond of his vain and conceited tirades]
*super motions for a microphone*
SUPER: Ladies.. Ladies.. PLEASE! Contain yourselves... Theres obviously enough Super to go around
*audience groans and boos*
VIZZ: (to switch blade) Can you believe this guy? Absolutely unbelievable...
SUPER: Your wishes... have been granted.... The show starter is here to get this thing rolling with a little segment i call.... [suddenly super is interrupted, as a menacing tune comes pouring out of the loud speakers] What the hell? Who DARES interrupt Mr Monday Night!
SWITCH BLADE: Oh wow, someone call security, cause heres comes Cormageddon, and he doesnt look too amuzed with Super...
CORMAGEDDON: Who dares? WHO DARES?!?!?! Dont you mean, who DOES AS HE PLEASES, JABRONI!??! It is I, Corm-God, and I have no patience for children, so get out of the ring, thats a mans place of business.
SUPER: A mans place of business?!?!?!
VIZZ: Uh oh, i think Corm has really pushed a button here...
SUPER: Leme tell you a thing or two about business.... Why dont you bring your happy ass down to this ring, and i'll show you what bankruptcy is all about, in 16 bars or less, Corm-Slob
[without hesitation, Corm throws the mic behind him as he comes running to the ring. as he slides in, Super begins putting the boots to him, but to no avail, as Corm quickly mounts an offense, sending Super flying chest first into the turnbuckles, stunning him... he slips his arms up under Supers, and locks in the Katahajime]
VIZZ: Get some officials down here! These guys are out of control!
SWITCH BLADE: Corm is legitimately choking that man! Someone needs to do something about this!
[new music fills the arena, but no one comes out the entrance way...]
VIZZ: Now what??!?!
[suddenly Oz appears in the front row, hopping the gaurd rail... he slides into the ring and begins stomping a mudhole into corm]
SWITCH BLADE: Its oz!!! Oz is in the building! They may not be official partners, but its no secret, you can always find Oz and Super in the same place.
[the lights in the building cut out]
VIZZ: Oh my god, i cant see a thing? Its insanity in the arena and madness in the ring! What could possibly be next?
[the lights cut back on, and all 3 competitors are laid out in the ring. Faceless, steel chair in hand, stands in the center of the bodies, observing the destruction, with a blank expression]
SWITCH BLADE: Where in the world did Faceless come from? I didnt even know he was in the building???!!
VIZZ: ANYTHING can happen on Monday Night Revenge!