08-01-2003, 07:43 AM
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I'm White
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how to write funny lyrics???
my rhymes ain't funny...i want to start rhymin with smile on my face...i want irony...but wtf i have to do? please help....word
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08-01-2003, 08:04 AM
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I'm White
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^^^^
anyone??
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08-08-2003, 06:42 AM
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C'mon Kid, You Act Like There's A Trick To Writin Ur Rhymes. They Are "your Rhymes" Ur Creativity And Imagination Set The Tone To Any Rap U Write. I Can Write Pissed Off Fuck The World Rhymes, I Can Write Battles, I Can Write Clownin Shit, But To Me It Usually Depends On What Mood Im In. That's Just Me
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08-15-2003, 09:11 PM
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That's Right
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I suggest..you rap about some thing that is real an compare it to somthin else/metaphore
thats where the laughs is at
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They say a midget standin on the giants shoulder can see much
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So I got the WHOLE rap world on my shoulder they tryin to see
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with David and Goliath..V
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08-16-2003, 01:08 AM
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MysteryOfUntoldTruth
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yea i agree with everyne but i suggest u read jokes on and off funny shit will comee
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08-16-2003, 12:49 PM
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say something along the lines of "you ain't hard, like melted margarine/ you're a pussy, you pray to be able to sin"
start off with something saying how stupid or weak the other kid is, then finish it off.
and i'm up to battle. i don't know how to set that up but i'd want to do that here or in the battle arenas or some shit.
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08-16-2003, 08:57 PM
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That's Right
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lol werd to that^
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They say a midget standin on the giants shoulder can see much
further than the giant..H
So I got the WHOLE rap world on my shoulder they tryin to see
further than I am..O
And I have been tryin to be patient with they preoccupation
with David and Goliath..V
But sooner or later that patience gonna run its course
and Im forced to be a tyrant..A
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08-20-2003, 11:32 PM
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i can't actually tell u how 2 write a funny lyrics, but u can check out some of funny poems at
http://www.funnypoets.com/poetrypoets.htm
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08-22-2003, 02:08 AM
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Chris Robba
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werd imma check that^
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08-23-2003, 06:07 PM
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a sense of humour cannot be taught, its a personalty trait, dont you and your frends crack jokes? funny things are mainly stuff people can relate to, embarrasing things or something..irony, sarcasm, blatancy, it all makes good comedy..but sometimes the funniest things happen when your not trying to be funny..Its not easy writing jokes..
good luck
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08-24-2003, 10:48 AM
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That's Right
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partly true..
partly cloudy..
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They say a midget standin on the giants shoulder can see much
further than the giant..H
So I got the WHOLE rap world on my shoulder they tryin to see
further than I am..O
And I have been tryin to be patient with they preoccupation
with David and Goliath..V
But sooner or later that patience gonna run its course
and Im forced to be a tyrant..A
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08-24-2003, 11:40 AM
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Not J.O.D got it ?
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steal a comedians jokes...
put it into to rhyme... see if that sorta joke works...
then make your own
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08-26-2003, 03:14 PM
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Copy Me
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hmm
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08-29-2003, 07:13 PM
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That's Right
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play of some funny shit u heard before
[dunno]
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They say a midget standin on the giants shoulder can see much
further than the giant..H
So I got the WHOLE rap world on my shoulder they tryin to see
further than I am..O
And I have been tryin to be patient with they preoccupation
with David and Goliath..V
But sooner or later that patience gonna run its course
and Im forced to be a tyrant..A
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09-02-2003, 11:37 AM
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I HAVE CAPS!
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check out some of john dough's battles he write some funny shit....or ask him how he does it...
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09-03-2003, 02:47 AM
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Chris Robba
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Wish i could help
but i ussually try to keep it real..an skip the jokes..not sure what would work..if you find out let me know for sure...lol
but if you have any questions about anything else id be glad to help
krysto1984
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Im Chris Robba [7:26 PM]: yessir
LouAtBizz [7:26 PM]: Oh
LouAtBizz [7:26 PM]: who are you
Im Chris Robba [7:26 PM]: <-----
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