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Old 07-11-2008, 03:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Love Doctor has stepped in! Memento's Relationship Advice gives you the tools to make a change of heart just by reading threads in LipStick Alley.

Did your girlfriend cheat on you? Did you recently have a one night stand but find yourself wanting more? Are you having trouble getting "back in the game" after a long term relationship? Are you currently in a long distance relationship but you're second guessing its validity?


If you are need advice on relationships then it is absolutely CRUCIAL that you post about your troubles in this thread. It doesn't matter if your problem isn't described above. With Memento's Relationship Advice, you will be able to make critical decisions about your love life by learning to calculate the worth of your situation...

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i started on this thread, but my relationship problems are complicated.
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Old 07-13-2008, 09:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Is that what it says in the status field in your Facebook profile? "It's Complicated."? A simple yes or no answer is sufficient.
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well when Freya always use to talks to me seductively and when i mentioned having a three way with Feme and she started to distance herself from me....wut do i do oh great one?
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Old 07-13-2008, 09:27 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Mentos, no matter how hard I try to show Nigge that he's the only one for me, he keeps being seduced by Nom.. I don't know what to do =(( help mee. =) kkthanks
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well when Freya always use to talks to me seductively and when i mentioned having a three way with Feme and she started to distance herself from me....wut do i do oh great one?
You need to show her who's boss. Tell her you've been interested in the way she flaps her gums but that you're also interested in the way that Feme flaps her lips.

Without much more of a problem, I can't really say much.

However, threesomes can be a very intimidating topic of conversation for women. They're not afraid of speaking about it when they have the control and feel like it might be considered a joke but when you move in on the idea or bring it up they start to feel performance anxiety. Maybe not even about their own performance. It could be about your performance. Perhaps Freya is unsure that you have what it takes to perform on your usual level with two women. She doesn't believe you can handle it. There might be something that you're showing her, albeit not consciously, to give her that impression.

Go look yourself in the mirror and practice a pitch that would turn her on sexually and actually excite her.

Study the way that you come off. While you practice, simultaneously put yourself in the role of Freya. Pretend you are her with your eyes, and that your mirror image is yourself. What impression are you giving yourself?

Keep in mind that you are the boss man, and you can handle up to as many as 100 women if you feel like it.
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You need to show her who's boss. Tell her you've been interested in the way she flaps her gums but that you're also interested in the way that Feme flaps her lips.

Without much more of a problem, I can't really say much.

However, threesomes can be a very intimidating topic of conversation for women. They're not afraid of speaking about it when they have the control and feel like it might be considered a joke but when you move in on the idea or bring it up they start to feel performance anxiety. Maybe not even about their own performance. It could be about your performance. Perhaps Freya is unsure that you have what it takes to perform on your usual level with two women. She doesn't believe you can handle it. There might be something that you're showing her, albeit not consciously, to give her that impression.

Go look yourself in the mirror and practice a pitch that would turn her on sexually and actually excite her.

Study the way that you come off. While you practice, simultaneously put yourself in the role of Freya. Pretend you are her with your eyes, and that your mirror image is yourself. What impression are you giving yourself?

Keep in mind that you are the boss man, and you can handle up to as many as 100 women if you feel like it.
This is a confidence booster....thanks!
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I would love to be in this situation. I have never had to ask for relationship advice. The closest is when I see my sister fight with her boyfriend.
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my girl expects me to look after her cat while she goes on vacation and im like cant u take the cat with you? she tries to persuade me in cat voices.

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Mentos, no matter how hard I try to show Nigge that he's the only one for me, he keeps being seduced by Nom.. I don't know what to do =(( help mee. =) kkthanks
He's not the only one for you. Do you have a full body picture? PM me.
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my girl expects me to look after her cat while she goes on vacation and im like cant u take the cat with you? she tries to persuade me in cat voices.

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Just be like "YO BITCH IS THIS THE ONLY PUSSY YOU EXPECT ME TO GET WHILE YOU'RE ON VACATION? I'M BUSY."
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