Evening Course for Men (cute email I received)

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Old 09-23-2005, 04:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Evening Course for Men (cute email I received)

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!
ALL ARE WELCOME



Note: due to the c.omplexity and level of difficulty, each course will
accept a maximum of eight participants.


The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:



DAY ONE



HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO
KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?

Debate among a panel of experts.

LOSS OF VIRILITY

Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and
support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house
upside down while screaming - Open forum




DAY TWO



EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?

Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH

PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR
PARTNER

Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE

Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available
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Old 09-23-2005, 07:51 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lol

so which of these annoy you most?
which ones do you think are cute?
and which ones are relationship breakers.
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Old 09-24-2005, 02:32 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Oh my goodness.. these are all so true. i don't know how many times I've been accused of losing the remote to a TV I don't watch or being told to fillup and ice cube tray that I haven't gotten one cube out of. The only difference is that my mom is always on my back about my parking.. my dad couldn't care less.
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None are cute, they are all annoying but im pretty mellow so when that type of stuff happens around my place I just kinda roll my eyes and smirk. The only relationship breaker in there IMO is:

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I just kinda roll my eyes and smirk.
see, you love it really, either that or you like to make us guys feel like we are stoopid.lol.

women roll their eyes at men way to much. when you roll your eyes you are saying' what a big baby, what a child, how stupid"

maybe its just women makin a big deal out of stuff on some occasions??

p.s I dont do half of those things!
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Hehehe

Some of those are so true...some of them he's better at handling than I am lol
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I agree with everything on here, except for the last one:

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

Well, since we have a need to make sense, then I guess, I can see how we would be "wrong" all the time to women... haha



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