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View Poll Results: Choose your method!
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Just my fingers baby!!!
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I gotta use something man made or battery operated!!
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I don't masturbate you pervert!
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09-17-2005, 08:35 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Brooklyn Zoo
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I eat out my g/f but I don't actually go down. I just eat the cucumber she bashed herself with.
Besides, It's best to use a pen to masturbate...although your dick does hurt a bit afterwards.
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WHO BANNED YA?!
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3 words:
dancec wih the devil
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09-25-2005, 10:28 PM
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#42 (permalink)
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Watch the black panther..
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Glenville REPPIN BIYAAAATCHES!!
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Ohhh man..I'm so confused....^^^
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09-26-2005, 04:06 PM
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#43 (permalink)
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 7,875
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phone sex
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09-27-2005, 08:02 PM
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#44 (permalink)
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Morning Forest Swagga
Join Date: Dec 1999
Location: Boston, MA... TITLETOWN
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i voted
ladies: letting a guy watch u masturbate is one of the sexiest forms of foreplay i could possibly imagine. god bless you, god bless you all.
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But I was too scared to grab the mics in the parks and
Kick my little raps cuz I thought niggas wouldn't understand.
And now in every jam, I'm the fuckin man.
Mac and cheese
On your knees
Nobody fucks with the Murdersex Bees My dicks so big, I dont get morning wood, I get morning forest.
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10-01-2005, 10:33 PM
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#45 (permalink)
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slap boxed with jesus
Join Date: May 2005
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Masturbation is digusting to me when the lady does it herself, I rather do it.
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I scream out fuck the world then I throw something
Niggas scheming hard but fuck it, it's the god
I leave bullets lodged leave you leaning on your broad
And our punks leave you gagged up in your car
Slumping Kennedy-style with your memory out
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10-01-2005, 11:44 PM
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#46 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by MISSKEYdaQUEEN
LOL..wtf is these finger votes...Maybe i'm a lazy masturbater.... I like to hear the zooooiiinng zooooiiinng....
Sometimes I'm between work and school and need an O in like 5 minutes.... Gotta pull out the eager beaver! I aint ashamed! lol
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get a dick woman
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10-10-2005, 05:31 AM
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#47 (permalink)
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My bitch=krysnum1
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Chi Town
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Lol...
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10-10-2005, 11:47 AM
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#48 (permalink)
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2005
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You have a man. Why do you wanna know how to masturbate? Be honest now, Misskey, he's not satisfying you is he.
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LET ME PUT JEFF ON THE GAME
Jeff is gonna be pissed.
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10-19-2005, 11:11 AM
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Hispanic Bitchm0nkey
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Wales
Posts: 36,029
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the thought of Misskey wacking off makes me sick.
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fuck it
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10-19-2005, 06:23 PM
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"CEO of tha SOUF"
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Memphiz aka Tha M/10
Posts: 219
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Best way ta masta...my bate.......ALONE....
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10-21-2005, 02:20 PM
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hip hop addict
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: jerz
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Originally Posted by skandelous_lala
Let's put it this way..if I had a vibrator I would use it lol
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ha i feel you.
but I want to purchase one. I went to the museum of sex in ny...which btw was corny. They were selling these vibrators and there was this one that looked like lipstick. I wanted to get it so bad.
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10-21-2005, 04:56 PM
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Hello
Join Date: Feb 2005
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I thought you were finna name different positions to be in.. which leg to put up and at what angle or something.... lol
my bad, but there's shit out there now that's way better than your fingers could ever be. There's this toy called the tongue that actually has a lubricated wetness and women tell me it feels like they're bein ate out by a pro.
It always helps to know shit like that if you like pussy like I do
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11-27-2005, 07:55 PM
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#53 (permalink)
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: NJ
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never had a vibrator... fingers are good... i usually need ta rub my clit to get off though.
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12-04-2005, 11:45 AM
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#54 (permalink)
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hip hop addict
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: jerz
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Originally Posted by Danny C
i voted
ladies: letting a guy watch u masturbate is one of the sexiest forms of foreplay i could possibly imagine. god bless you, god bless you all.
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lmao is that true? i've always wondered if its true because my ex used to always say that and i just never believed him. change the subject lol guys answer this?
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12-12-2005, 07:52 AM
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#55 (permalink)
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Eh Fuck It.
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: South Carolina
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lol this is like the most viewed thread here.
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12-16-2005, 12:19 AM
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MR. MAKE YOU SCREAM
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: in your deepest darkest erotic dreams i am the source
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one of my favorite topics. i love watching her fuck herself gets me all excited. then i take her toy and fuck her with it. she loves watching me jack off to lol its the best thing since cable lol
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12-16-2005, 02:29 AM
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#57 (permalink)
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Such a F*cking Lady!
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: the burbs
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Originally Posted by MISSKEYdaQUEEN
One thing I can't do is put the "beaver" on HIGH...HELL NOOOO....tooo much,lol
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yeah, thats waaaaaaaay too intense... my teeth start chattering & then clinching... chattering & then clinching... chattering & then clinching... lol... and then my stomach drops and my toes start spasming like crazy... its like one of those crazy bungee jump type of rides at Six Flags is going on in your nether region... scarey but soooooo fun.
after that your fingers are kinda like the log ride at the amusement park... ehhhhhhh its okay when the other ride is out of commission (no batteries... lol) or if you just wanna tak the scenic route.
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12-19-2005, 07:54 PM
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#58 (permalink)
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aka David Ecstasy
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: AZ
Posts: 9,796
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i know a chick who pulls the shower head down south... probably puts it on 'massage' or sum shit... lol
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I saw it with my richloserothermanscockkissingdouglo okalike4thcousinbrotherboyfriend, apparently
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12-27-2005, 01:08 PM
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#59 (permalink)
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brunette's do it best!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: howdy-land
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I do that too..^^^
but I prefer to just rub my hand across my "lips" until I cum.
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12-27-2005, 01:17 PM
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#60 (permalink)
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The sky is falling!!!!!!!
Join Date: Jun 2004
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Originally Posted by DjayCasper
lol this is like the most viewed thread here.
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lmao
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