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11-04-2009, 01:27 PM
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Men 40yrs and up trying to holla at you...
I noticed that every since I've been single and on the market, I got dudes old enough to be my daddy trying to holla at me. Some of them actually got wrinkles and shit and come at me like I need a sugar daddy or some shit. What is up with that? Ladies, how do you handle that type of situation?
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11-04-2009, 05:36 PM
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lmao
you wouldnt fuck with a smooth ole nigga though?
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11-04-2009, 05:55 PM
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lmao
you wouldnt fuck with a smooth ole nigga though?
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When I start pushing 40 myself, I probably would.
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11-04-2009, 06:13 PM
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it wont be the same
how old are you?
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11-04-2009, 06:21 PM
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Jay Z is 40... you know if he tried to holla, you'd be like "whassup?"
Forget the camelface, dude's almost worth a billion.
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"The learning and knowledge that we have is at the most, but little compared with that of which we are ignorant." - Plato
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11-04-2009, 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by SuB zer0
it wont be the same
how old are you?
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I'm in my late 20s.
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11-04-2009, 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Ignorant
Jay Z is 40... you know if he tried to holla, you'd be like "whassup?"
Forget the camelface, dude's almost worth a billion.
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Ew, I don't even like Jayz. I don't give a flying fuck how much a dude is worth. I wouldn't have even tried to date Michael Jackson. (I'd probably been nervous as hell and in awe if I ever had a chance to meet him.)
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Fuck rap battles, they some simple-pressed fucks.
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So sick wit it I don't spit, I vomit.
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11-05-2009, 12:18 AM
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in the past...
i was equal opportunity and i dated a white dude that was like...42. he used to make jokes about how he visited my moms college one summer and how he might be my daddy. we would laugh over the italian dinner and bottle of wine he paid for, then i would make him take me home and ...
im not gonna finish because im a married woman. but i didnt see a damn thing wrong with it...especially given the bullshit i had just been through with my ex *shudder*
girl, life is too short. better live your life while you still have it. so the next time the attractive, older gentleman with a few gray hairs in his goatee asks if you would like a drink, you should accept and see what hes about.
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11-05-2009, 01:45 AM
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Older men 2x my age make small talk/conversation - compliment me & its in a way I would want to be complimented. As far as the age thing goes I used to say I wouldn't date a person who is so and so older but I'm growing up & lately that saying is changing. He's not in his 40's though.
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11-05-2009, 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by samii so sexii
in the past...
i was equal opportunity and i dated a white dude that was like...42. he used to make jokes about how he visited my moms college one summer and how he might be my daddy. we would laugh over the italian dinner and bottle of wine he paid for, then i would make him take me home and ...
im not gonna finish because im a married woman. but i didnt see a damn thing wrong with it...especially given the bullshit i had just been through with my ex *shudder*
girl, life is too short. better live your life while you still have it. so the next time the attractive, older gentleman with a few gray hairs in his goatee asks if you would like a drink, you should accept and see what hes about.
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I'm talking about old, wrinkled up muhfuckas though. Kinda like the dude Anna Nicole Smith married and he died shortly afterwards.
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Fuck rap battles, they some simple-pressed fucks.
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11-06-2009, 01:06 AM
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^^
=\ yeah...don't catch a date that lives in the convalescent home lmao. i feel that...but the older, seasoned cats...I dig em.
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11-06-2009, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by samii so sexii
in the past...
i was equal opportunity and i dated a white dude that was like...42. he used to make jokes about how he visited my moms college one summer and how he might be my daddy. we would laugh over the italian dinner and bottle of wine he paid for, then i would make him take me home and ...
im not gonna finish because im a married woman. but i didnt see a damn thing wrong with it...especially given the bullshit i had just been through with my ex *shudder*
girl, life is too short. better live your life while you still have it. so the next time the attractive, older gentleman with a few gray hairs in his goatee asks if you would like a drink, you should accept and see what hes about.
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Samii, aren't you like 21 or some shit?
I'd lock my daughter up if she ever dated a dude my age.
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"The learning and knowledge that we have is at the most, but little compared with that of which we are ignorant." - Plato
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11-07-2009, 03:37 AM
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long live double standards.
i bet if you saw a hot 20 something [such as myself] that was tryin let you cut you'd do it tho...
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11-07-2009, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted by samii so sexii
long live double standards.
i bet if you saw a hot 20 something [such as myself] that was tryin let you cut you'd do it tho...
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It's not a double standard because men and women are different... try to pee standing up.
Of course, I'd cut a 20 year old.
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"The learning and knowledge that we have is at the most, but little compared with that of which we are ignorant." - Plato
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11-08-2009, 04:55 AM
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i know you would. but its totally shocking, enough to make you wanna question my age, like im not a grown ass woman, to think that i'd want to fuck an older man.
hmm, maybe since i put it that way, its not so shocking after all, is it?
and if i told you some of the ways in which i've peed, you'd probably clutch your pearl necklace.
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11-08-2009, 05:30 AM
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BODY BAG!
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I need the money, and should consider fulfilling these old geezers needs if their proposition is to be my sugar daddy. Plus I can't get it any other way so what the hell.
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Some nigga had a grill he tried to flash at me
But I'm so fly hookers send me cash receipts through a fax machine
I dick 'em down, stick my massive meat in ass and teeth
Got a problem? FAG, believe that I'll clap the piece!
Cuz when I hold the mac and squeeze
I ain't talkin bout no notebook laptop, please
I'm talkin bout BEEF like your local Applebees
YOU'LL BLOW A STACK OF G'S FILLING HOLES AND CAVITIES
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11-08-2009, 02:52 PM
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^^^^^One of the old trouts trying to holla at me.
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11-08-2009, 04:06 PM
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BODY BAG!
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'Ey, ma. Let me get dem digits.
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Some nigga had a grill he tried to flash at me
But I'm so fly hookers send me cash receipts through a fax machine
I dick 'em down, stick my massive meat in ass and teeth
Got a problem? FAG, believe that I'll clap the piece!
Cuz when I hold the mac and squeeze
I ain't talkin bout no notebook laptop, please
I'm talkin bout BEEF like your local Applebees
YOU'LL BLOW A STACK OF G'S FILLING HOLES AND CAVITIES
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11-08-2009, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Wonka
'Ey, ma. Let me get dem digits.
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My number is 911.
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Fuck rap battles, they some simple-pressed fucks.
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11-08-2009, 05:12 PM
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BODY BAG!
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I'm serious, I wanna holla at chu. I'm gonna sign yo pity on the runny kind.
HornyOldNigga2
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Some nigga had a grill he tried to flash at me
But I'm so fly hookers send me cash receipts through a fax machine
I dick 'em down, stick my massive meat in ass and teeth
Got a problem? FAG, believe that I'll clap the piece!
Cuz when I hold the mac and squeeze
I ain't talkin bout no notebook laptop, please
I'm talkin bout BEEF like your local Applebees
YOU'LL BLOW A STACK OF G'S FILLING HOLES AND CAVITIES
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