*REPOST* Crew Battle: TP vs. UL *REPOST*

[eyedeal]

10 Lines Each
First To 5 Wins
No Unexplained Votes
No Feeding Off Verses
+500 Posts To Vote
Verses Due Tonight

[eyedeal]

Texual Pleasures



Darkwill:

I’m blasting off quick , son - cant you tell
fuck even mentioning your crew.. I’ll just hand U L
learn how to write a line before you try ta diss vets
coz there’d be enough coco’s on ur head to leave Cadburys outta business
the damage is murder.. I guess you knew it too
aint been such a wild goose chase since ya mum escaped from the zoo
and if we take this to war, dark’ll drop some mass attack…
I’ll have u shit enough bricks for the soldiers to rebuild Baghdad
that style was the shit 4 years ago.. now ya gettin smacked
Your style so stuck in the past you’ll need Marty Mcfly to get it back


L:

aint none of yall can be me..see me brusie an swell
since theres such a big gap in the skill between U an L
ill skip the introduction, beat around ya face no nose swollen
no names skulls will break open, an seeing how 'no one knows them'
its like,
how can these kids come to battle, they bairly show the fury?
walking into this match lookin like their Larry Moe an Curly
leaving vision very slow an blurry, with one hit to these punks
yall be walking around so fucked up that ya wish u were drunk
listen.. this is wassup.. figure id take a brake an yell...
Urban Legneds ARE... UNDEFEATED!.. they never could, take tha L


Vadik:

Yea I was in UL, but Ur gayness made me switch crews.
Cause that shit U pulled versus Antipeeds was a BITCH move.
Drop perfectly written shit to murder & rip kids.
I kill veterans. Damn half of UL ain't even heard of Omnific.
Fuck a crew. Cause I hardly need help, nerd.
Die now. I could beat ALL 3 of U with my last RSTL verse.
UL a long-lasting crew? PLEASE. Drop the gimmick.
How can I lose to a crew with fuckin Verb & Tri Optix in it?
Bastards. Front on my skill and leave in a two-inch casket.
Which will be sent to Ur relatives in a fuckin Fed-Ex package.



And it's like that.

[eyedeal]

defcon:
str8 out the gate fuck L..i'll smack if u temptin' me
and prove u can't hack it..like lumberjacks with defficeincies
i shut u out the first time it was effortless god
so to have any chance at all he brought the rest of his squad
dark i seen ya pic dark it was a murderous thing
ya face look like u had a run in with that girl from the ring
i got some good news Vadik..although u a bitch and dispised hoe
i just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switiching to geico
ya'll a faggotish batch..i spit ravenous raps
that put TP in it's place in the crack of my ass

wise-punchlines:
Who the fuck is Tp..Ya'll get no respect like some easy chicks..
Juss cuz your image is a bigger joke then the post with the gz pics..
Rm dont need ya click..I can already see you bitch about defeat..
Ya'll shits played out..You got one track minds and someone musta hit repeat..
Some fags over hear..cant think straight like they was high or drunk..
How am i supposed to be personal when i aint seen nothing from you guys in months..
Your members are your members cuz UL aint pick em up..
Tp's filled with virgins..hip hops the player and he's beggin for them to give it up..
Stick to my name..Getting rid of your crew juss wouldnt be wise of me..
Cuz even I agree..The mentally challenged need a place in our society..

imperial:
Ya gettin served wit this verse.. you turds are gay
Only time you have Textual Pleasures.. is when you flirt on AIM
OK Vadik.. you love ya whole crew, ya real soft
I threw ya crew mate at you.. to make sure youd catch the L, dog
Ya shit’s weak, it aint hard to tell
Yall suck at battlin… no wonder ALL 3 of you quit the RBL!
TP’s the worst.. there aint no way youll be in first
Ima switch up a name - WillDark… ever spit a decent verse??
Before, we were 3-0… UL was jus crowned again
Now we’re 4-0…
..like what ya boys poured out when they found you were dead


holla!!

[eyedeal]

NOBODY POST INSIDE THIS THREAD UNLESS U'RE VOTING ON THE BATTLE. THAT INCLUDES CREW MEMBERS. NO TP MEMBERS CAN POST IN HERE. AND NO UL MEMBERS CAN POST IN HERE. WE DON'T NEED TO CLOGG THE THREAD. ONLY PEOPLE ALOUD TO POST IN HERE ARE ME, VADIK, AND THE PEOPLE VOTING!!

thank you.

as said in the rules, voters have to have +500 posts
if u don't have that then don't post in here!!

[eyedeal]

right now both crews have 1 vote

UL has 1 from vember
and TP has 1 from DH

so, 1-1, uppin!!

[Strike]

eehm pretty even because all of you but dark will basicly dissapointed and even he didnt bring his A game.... def came close to bein nice..but had like those small flaws that kinda killed it for em.. L dogg well stick to stories..your good at em...vadik got some nice ones in...wise got some pretty coo ones...and imperial kinda brought a decent but played effort...

in the end I see dark and dik take it by a really small margin

[eyedeal]

so was that a vote for TP or what?

[LDogg The King]

"in the end I see dark and dik take it by a really small margin"

sounds pretty clear to me... 2-1

[Vadik]

L Dogg don't post in this thread again.
And yes, sounds like

2-1

to me.

[Strike]

indeed

[6th_plague]

you already dq'ed my vote

why?

[eyedeal]

momma don't post in this thread again homie
we're tryin to keep it unclogged
I know u're vote should've counted but vadik didn't think so
and I thought that vectores vote should've counted but vadik didn't think so
so we decided to take away both of those votes

anyways, 1-2, uppin!!

[vectoreman]

vote = textual pleasures.

1. seen darkwill come alot better, but still came correct.
2. l dogg didnt tickly my fancy.. decent, i guess.
3. vadik was funny. choppy, but funny. lol @ antipeeds line.

4. defcon came raw, like i'mma kill you style.. not like OMG lines, but just intense.
5. wise had some good concepts, but was streatched as hell.
6. lol @ the willdark line. but nothing spectacular other than that.

good battle though. & it's not a fucking biased vote.

[eyedeal]

wtf @ vectore

me and vadik already decided that ur vote doesn't count idiot

and don't reply back to this thread
we don't want to get this one clogged like the other one was

still 1-2, uppin!!

[vectoreman]

vote = textual pleasures.

[Vadik]

STFU, Vectore.

2-1.

[vectoreman]

i will clog the shit outta this. my vote is totally legit.. if i would have voted for UL nothing would have mattered. but i voted fairly & that's not who won. sissies.

[6th_plague]

Aight its cool...

Valdick acting all pussy

[eyedeal]

iight, I'ma stop all this damn clogging
vectores vote counts and mommas vote counts

THERE!!

now, yall two stay out the thread

2-3, uppin!!

[CmartOne]

Both crews had some exceptional punches and word play...UL took this with the pure fact of the creativity area..nice work to both...............2