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Old 08-29-2009, 06:51 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Do I have a masturbation problem?

A lot of websites crank out intercourse related articles on a daily basis. How to have better sex, How to make your penis feel bigger during sex, how to make your GF orgasm so hard that she shits all over your sheets…just to name a few.

Here at RM we’re a bit more logical. Not everyone can get laid every single day. And if you want to avoid serious sack buildup, you need to release that pressure a few times per week.

And while we’re being totally honest, masturbation is awesome because it eliminates some of the following risks: STD’s, drama, financial cut, and crying kids.

Is there a such thing as too much ‘pulling of the pud’ though? We didn’t think so at first, but after doing some extensive research, we were in fact able to see that over masturbating can be an issue.

We’ve developed a small check list for you to reference. What you’ll want to do is say “I’ve jerked off while…” and fill in the correct box. Good luck pervs.

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Old 08-29-2009, 06:54 PM   #2 (permalink)
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i got 6


and WTF @ in the same car as ur parents



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Old 08-29-2009, 06:56 PM   #3 (permalink)
 
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i got 1
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Old 08-29-2009, 07:00 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 08-29-2009, 08:10 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 08-30-2009, 01:00 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Ive wacked it with my girl in the same bed but i was jacking off on her. I may have wacked it in front of the family tv before im not sure. Aint done none of the others. I aint even turned on by porn no more. The other day i watched some porn and didnt even find myself the urge to wack it. ended up turning it off my dick didnt even get hard
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Old 08-30-2009, 01:13 AM   #8 (permalink)
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i got

watching redtube
while in a hot tub
in front of the family TV
while gaming

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Old 08-30-2009, 05:27 AM   #9 (permalink)
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watching redtube
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in front of the family TV
while gaming

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what game were you playing that got you so turned on you just had to beat the cockstick?
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Old 08-30-2009, 05:39 AM   #10 (permalink)
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lmao @ while gaming
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Old 08-30-2009, 06:09 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 08-30-2009, 06:24 AM   #12 (permalink)
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that shit wasnt funny at all..

whoever made that has the personality of sever on valium
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Old 08-30-2009, 07:47 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 08-30-2009, 08:03 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I love that song. It has one of the best beats ever and the rhymes are good. When I first heard it I was being chased by the cops on I-10 going over 100mph while a girl was riding my dick. my friends were busting at the cops with AKs and barettas, while double penetrating a bitch in the back seat. Their was a dead fake ass thug punk ass bitch in the trunk who tried to not pay me full for 5 bricks of weed. Also the trunk was full of coke. I was headed to fuckin Juarez, Mexico. My heart was running so fast that I couldnt even feel the bitch's pussy on my dick. We was ridin a 99 pontiac grand am, jacked from some fancy ass hotel. We rode through the fuckin pig barrier at the Mexican Border. By the time we got there two fuckin wheels had been blown up but we made it in safe. Anyways, Purple Pills is a tight ass song.
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Old 08-30-2009, 11:41 AM   #15 (permalink)
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