Answering Machine Tags

[Memento]

You ARE the answering machine, leave your tags before the beeps. Take on different roles to keep it interesting.

Looking for psychotic drama? Leave a message after the beep
One of my alter egos might return your call but it'll never be me#
Ain't nobody home, this is yo dog Kirk man, gimme dat voice
I'll click dat seven digit trigger an' get back to ya boys#
Probably in the shower, so if you'd like to deliver any messages
I'll be out with my towel, calling you back and wiping my crevices#

[Sir Bustalot]

yo this cat you callin on fo drama is ballin yo mama
im prolly drunk, either that or im puffing marijuana
or maybe I know its you callin and I just dont wanna
either way, quit blowing up my phone and call me mañana
Motherfuckers....

and oh yeah if its you mom, i know, ill change it! Dont tell dad.

[Memento]

This is the Smith Residence, the babysitter is speaking
If it's my employers, let me tell you Michael's hardly breathing
I locked him in the closet upstairs, he can't escape, there's no way out
Since all your neighbours were invited to your shindig, I'm the great grave scout
Leave a message after the beep, screaming, as I begin to blade mouths
'Cause your son's imagination is fun to prey on, but the game is played out

[SOUNDR@GON]

Originally Posted by Memento

Leave a message after the beep, screaming, as I begin to blade mouths
'Cause your son's imagination is fun to prey on, but the game is played out

...I'm Sleeping it off, cause last night I stayed out
To sun up, the Sun had me pulling shades out.
Now I'm passed out, crashed the Fuck Out
I'ts Lights Out!!!
Until YOU declare it's Light's Out
& I'm off, for another night out!!!

Don't bother Leaving Messages, or Text I won't read it.
Fact, soon as I hear your voice, it's like...Message Deleted
Go on about some bullshit, that I won't respond to
Unless, you're that one Blonde who.....well, Maybe I'll call you

All you, other cats & tramps all on my Voice Mail
Ain't saying shit, & rank a 10 on a noise scale
Unless you are fam or friend you must be a geek or creep
But still feel the need??? Please Keep it brief after the fuckin' beep...

[Cavalier]

I aint gonna lie sayin dat i aint near tha phone/
I'm really here but would you jus leave me tha fuck alone/
Can't believe you got my number, i musta been high when i gave it/
Is it better that i can't answer cause me and ya moms mating/
Your more than welcome ta leave a message, hit 1 if your impatient/
Dont be suprised if i dont call back, cause i got ya sister waiting/
Can't believe your waiting this long just ta say some pointless shit/
If you or your message were important, i'd answer, i got caller Id bitch/
Well if you still here i'd like ta say ya a sucker for abuse/
Suckers must run in the family, cause ya moms a sucker for my juice/
So after she sucks me dry and i roll over and sleep/
She should be on the way home, once you leave some shit after the beep/

[Memento]

What's crackin, it's me, I just happen to be
missing in action a week, hang up now if there ain't a message to leave
crack & the speed, city's dry, but I'll try to get pushing back to the streets
If there's any packs that you need, just keep your cash in your teeth
Put your money where your mouth is, and do it after the beep