RBL Legend: headless verseman

[David Lama]

Name: headless verseman, Detailz
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vs. Vectore
02-26-2004

ps, peep his music page.......LMFAO......

bwahahahah^^


Title: When teeny Suburban kids try to thug


Look at this goof troop, Puffy mustve' scared ya the worst way
Cuz you didnt walk for cheesecake u had to cater a birthday
you ugly geek, dont play pimp when your writing for me
ya i see a bitch, that you keep in the closet at the right of the screen
as she's posing as happy, i hope your not proud to be homo
ears so big they look like headphones in the prowlers logo
face lookin greasy an streaky as fuck, we know your nick's pimple
but are you wearing glasses or the aftermath of where my fists hit you?
your verse aint better then played shit, i hope ya verse ends
but you aint really got a girlfriend thats an undercover federal agent
do you listen to the music u write, the music you spit
the lies and bullshit bout shit that you live?
you said you gangsta, said you got clips poppin?
i find it hard to believe when your rockin ya kitchen wit gallashes
maaan, and i peeped ya pages and you need some luck
kid stops the beat every 2 bars cuz he's off beat as fuck
and when reading this the voters shouldnt be laughing
and if the bullies at ya school wouldve did they job you wouldnt be rappin
ya voice annoying as fuck, screaching an squeekin it up
even with a ton of peroxide nobody could clean up ya cut
shits terrible, and ya texts worse....didnt have 1 line with impact
how can i clown you more?, your the worst kid online since syntax

vs. Vice Versa
03-05-2004

the storm g style of being nonchalant doesnt work for 2 reasons

1. its not yours
2. you live in illonois and are trying to rap, as a white hick


intro, "we dont believe you, you need more people"



some stupid hick from a farm town, watch as i slap this cock then
you can aspire to win a championship after hiring a text Made coach to crack the top 10
your just kid an a cheat who sways, and this po man's a pest
and its a wonder Homeland Defense spotted you up Storms ass to rid you of the PBA
Nate saw through ya gimmick, and your bitter an sore dude
your not involved in hip hop....the only thing in real life you produce.....is produce,
i killed ya just last week, shut up and embarssed, ya now limpin
no wonder im a pushover to this farmer, he so used to cow tippin
your just so generic, an thats some shit ima hurt
how you talkin tough?, the simpsons been on the air longer then uve been on the earth
a close match, nah..you losing tragically
kids so young his mom had to give aproval for 17 magazine
and im bettin ya laughin, but u aint flow nothin right
in this battle im a bigger schwin, then bonecrusher's bike
i read ya verse, im tryin to focus
but that shit just reads like a cloned storm battle........minus the dopeness
and i dont need anymore, so change ya next plans
to get ready for the biggest Head rush on ya dome, then keg stands


bitch ••••• have mah money

2x, 3 weeks...haha

[David Lama]

vs. Oneduh
03-22-2004

Im takin battles back, your an emcee with verses that are slumberish
and your names only fitting with "one hit" in front of it
your a gay waste, i dont want to think how ur date tastes
im pullin you off the radio like xm satelite faceplates
im the good guy, this dude's a dyke who wouldnt fight
so ill put the wrench to this heel like nike removable spikes
take a backseat like virgin sex, ur nervous i know it
mods take note, ILL GIVE HIM THE BATTLE IF HE CAN NAME 1 WORHTY OPPONET
that he's beaten in his stay on the throne, im stoppin this nerd
ya crew name brings up a good point,
cuz i wonda where the flow went since its not in ya verse
you on the block with a gun, hows this coward own one?
not like u a celeb, ya made a career of goin downhill, like albert tomba
and those so called personals arent the illest of joints
there like family barbeque's where ya bring a friend...only relative to a point
act like your some rm god, that shit got me bugged now
cuz YOU ONLY BECAME CHAMP WHEN CANE SIGNED THE FUCK OUT
you can punch aight, its still played, this chump tight?
nah, he's just faced more fill ins then kids who cant brush right
this silly bitch aint dealin shit, i dont care if ya bit or flipped
but im finally puttin an end to this worn down vet like philly did
you couldnt come nice, this shook son isnt bright
when its over, the phrase "Over head" will only refer to the money i put on ya life
your average at best, maybe you'll have some refrences,
i got the win in the bag
you've prolly sucked my dick in the past
but like ya verse...they prolly werent good enough to remember it


*The freshness of battling has been brought back. No more boring shit that this kids been bringing to the league*

vs. Absent Minded
05-13-2004

do u really literally EVERYONE of those concepts are played as fuck????

god damn, BATTLING 101


Ya face'll get cracked as i start displacin this act
Cuz when i say "the champ is here" it aint a sample of a jada kiss track, its a statement of fact
ya better start changin ya swag ,im really finna to hurt you
realize you suck and couldnt have a brilliant line in a fuckin guiness commercial
i spray bullets with teflon to shoot through vests
and leave absent minded more absent minded then nicholson in coockoo's nest
this vet aint understandin heady's G.O.A.T
what a coincidence, Opshins turns it to a bitch thread, like a petticoat
and next to yours my text is set to soar
ya sig speaks truth but if this is ya first battle class take a refresher coarse
ur punches are like attacks with no hands..
im making easy work of taking the option out, like this years nebraska's program


here, ill play opshins...hahah

"yo, your gay"

"this man is headless, ill be the man who said it
ill do the rbl a favor an take options out like short answer questions"


bwahha

vs. Inkwell
05-22-2004

ok, ur showing.......vote INKWELL 




Please, I aint stoppin to talk man-
he went from ink to christ..maybe it was gods plan,
cuz u the only other man w/ hair that long NOT in a rock band/
and i aint poppin the glocks fam-
he sees my text an dude is smittin,
now watch as I use that van hellsing gun an perform an express crucifixion/
seriously, you got personal problems?-
or are ya shook from personals?,
I guess being in 6th grades tough as hell, u got all them book reports to do/
and 6th grade is funny-
with you mickey mouse rappers sayin the bad words,
get ya name on the blackboard, think u can rap, an get ya name on the blackboard/


haha, get it? black board, rap is for blacks, haha...eehh..u suck



and you aint doin nothin-
this punk bitch aint gonna damage mah flare,
plus my bars arent stretched, just the length of a strand of ya hair/


hold up, wait a minute, let us bring some DRUMMMS in it

who u fuckin with C-
ya crew aint hard an u aint nuthin to me,
Kids so bad couldnt pull status: Superstar on the WB/
no show and move along-
dude aint strong so kids needin a smack,
cuz its obvious that The Passion of Christ definitely isnt rap/


and yes, i DID just use 2 hair lines.....you would if u saw it, lol....gluck

[David Lama]

vs. Orbit
07-08-2004

dudes from spring valley illinois and thinks he's thug....aight lets go



Orbit, you aint a thug you informed the d's
so sara stokes aint the only bad boy that sing
listen...you aint friends with, you a fan of black kids
talk, and ill make ya chest pop out like janet jackson
that aint the line, there isnt a malfunction w/ the jacket or pants
those bullets worked EXACTLY as planned...faggot
you the type to mouth 30 footlongs wishin for fun
like the Nathan's contest, but at the end he spits when he's done
the white harlem please, you got farmers wit beef?
u stay packin?
then my trey action will literally leave you armed to the teeth
ive beaten ya 3 times already, its clear this dude is handled
cuz he got hollow points but they aint got SHIT to do wit ammo


shit thats enough to win the battle, this shits just for fun....lil brag type shit

Im the type to put glocks to lemons
plus im the greatest whiteboy to slang that white rock since clemons
its true the NRA got guns but mines could hit you
orbit come to my town you'll be jumped like hook mitchel
even if you got a crew with you, u wouldnt even dare to draw
he wouldnt risk getting kicked out of Future Farmers of America


yea, match that........shits too easy

vs. Creatical
09-04-2004

homo, had to try and take a no show win after being gone ALL fuckin week


man, i aint even gotta throw a diss at you
when this kid couldnt play hard ball as chris mattews
your a fuckin disgrace, its like pussy is just stuck to your face
how you startin suckin peoples nuts just to be a fuckin disgrace
doin that aint even grant you god status
for that matter, your not even beyond average
just another foolish hoe, white suburbanite whose parents bought em a studio
this kids fuckin, dick suckin, hiv truckin
ill throw his hide around a soldiers field like sid luckman

vs. Nique and Neo Soul
08-27-2004

going 10, other dude aint checked in...........so u gotta match

Em: "I aint battled a female before"

look at her dope ass punches, that were played out in 99

Cloud ain't no gangsta, ya ain't fit for the hood kid
If guns ya friends, I'll have u making dates with bullets
Fate shook bitch, Cloud ya know you weak, right?
Cuz ya skills are like girl pants...they just seam tight

wait wait, see i did my history.........you've gotten every win by no show, haha


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fuck you quickie style

u faced 1 opponet in 5 matches an lost, that shit aint right
this bitch gets stood up more then Courtney Love on a drinking night
and with that shit you write, ill be accousting ya nonsense
slam dunk lryics?, are you stupid, Nique always lost in the contest
lets see, measuring your worth...its not even a whole line
1 pussy, 1 asshole, 1 mouth, and both eyes
you recycle common punches, excuse me ill do the same, sho nuff?
your lines are so vague, its what generic wants to be when it grows up
now, thats supposed to be a joke, headless lazy
tupac's resting easy now seeing a grown up Brenda's Baby

vs. Resin M-I-C
09-09-2004

Im really gonna try to teach and better youngins
when using ya keyboard, STOP HITTING THE FUCKING ENTER BUTTON
its seriously annoying and the syllables splatter
the long and short of it, is your lines in that familiar manner; you faggot
its like he might please referee's to spite me, to further yawn
first bar is 10 yards, then second an short, finally third and long
cuz that 3rd bar is always a line previously scripted
were now seeing the watered down version of the previously gifted
and how's he original, this hack writer that dumb
to claim its his style
when he started wit boxed verses till rudge beat him with this exact one
he now claims his own, ima leave streaks on ya features
when i give your face the same acid wash treatment as tshirts
and how'd you earn ya wit, were you born with it
he originally wore a hat, but left with that tourniquete
adorning him now im whoring kids who write boring shit
who have the skin color of jersey's of the university of oregon




fuck a typical similie punchline...its all dude know

[David Lama]

vs. Living Proof
09-17-2004

Demk, day, and more aliases.

Now admit that you know you gonna get beat...
Havin you bite the bullet like openin a can of coors with ya teeth
How's he braggin bout bullets, that shit is funny
your from Huntington Beach california, the safest city in the COUNTRY
and yall might be familiar wit the place, im doubtin his rep
when the Fox's "The O.c" used his fuckin GUEST house as their set
his names fucking SPENCER, there's no explaining to me
you wearin a stockin hat in a city that aint drop below 80degree's
you hit malls wit credit cards, abercrombie and fitch
until daddy puts a 10 thousand limit and you become somber as SHIT
gimme a break kid, you had it rough? you got missiles?
i walk around where people got Ak's while your cops got WHISTLES?!?
and ill give you credit for ya winning streak, dude gets quoted
except here's his secret, every good line, USER WROTE IT
shit, my bad i wasnt suppose to tell em that
now i got this fag aimin me relentless in a yellin match
and his alias is barely fit to get dissed, u cant fight ya way
but sun position doesnt affect fists so ill beat you in light of "DAy"
the average price of ya home is half a mill, that is wack
not the home but the fact you used a 10 cent camera to hide your faggot ass
while your dissin my pic in a played way, this nerds weak
cuz the only GAme Day knows is the one on Espn wit Corso and Herbstreit

vs. EYE-Z
09-25-2004

act smart or start tryin to be shifty?
ill turn ya fam reunion into the Burning Man minus the hippies
prayin wont help, neither will those useless writtens
i beat science, the only people that havent are YOU an religion
who is this dude kiddin, its obviously he's a fake hova
referenced my pic so much i thought it was Oprah given me a make over
and i can shut the game down, cuz i bring that flavor raw
your country's so pathetic musically, Cat stevens is ya major draw
now im just wastin bars, yea i lift....so im too tough?
here's some advice, fuck the dumbells, curl up a tooth brush
and the words you write are so fake and purpose driven
that it makes Dan Rather's mistake a Noble Finalist in Journalism
ima bring the sayings while this 's faking
and make ya verses smear campaing look like mere finger paintings
im loving the sun, but your knowin you dont
and ya verse was so rickety its putting curves in your bones
some memorable stories are based there, i got one
Sherlock Holmes
isnt it ironic his sidekick describes ya weather, What Sun?
corny or not im adorned by the crop of elite, so stop ya shit
or my men can make you disappear quicker then white house documents
your god aweful, and this Brit masks his hostile motto
and your Whine'ng will seal your fate like Poe's Cask of Amontillado




people, act like YA KNOW

vs. Richard Corey
10-01-2004

16 is all you get.....

He says he can battle, Im doubtin his claim
Cuz ya chicken, and i Snuff Roosters like Allis in Chains
Im dyin to talk, beat me, probably not..
took 2 steps at me, hit his knee's quick like babies tryin to walk
you got say in the election, its parallel...see his head is lost
if you and John Kerry just stuck to topics we'd be better off
im quoted alot, your just supposed to be hot
thinking a story teller battling's ill, aint you seen Hova vs. Nas
ima dispose of this cock, cuz his hygiene's tried
legs so ashy it makes Mt. St. Helen's look like a vaseline slide
ima seriously hurt kid....
cuz for him hip hop is a bigger 'culture' shock then when anthrax first hit
and your worthless, we want to read somethin that matters kid
instead, you'll probably be the first to write a coming of age battle script
the rstl is a stepping stone for the rbl, so ima make it stressed
your like Carson Palmer, proof that you wont necessarily have the same success


fuck a critic...



and this battle starts, 1-0 Richard Corey, im already including Ibeechu's Vote against me

[David Lama]

vs. Pav
10-15-2004

fuck, had a verse and lost it.........here's what i came up with the second time


Pav, Your a lame bastard, ur in the shadows while i got fame mastered
with strength to easily ring this dawg like the guy ur named after
ill leave his frame tattered, mainly cuz this cheater's gay
ur neck's like audibles, when coming up to the snap I can go either way
speakin claims, not to be cliche but ima merk his brain
jerk and spray clips of rounds that'll be surfin his waves
no shit im the cocky type, much more then lots of hype
ill put your career on ice like the fuckin hockey strike
and yea im stuntin this guy, closet fag im uppin his pride
i wouldnt doubt Pav'll prevail cuz he's the type to dress up as a bride
nothin'd surprise me, but, are you kiddin me bitch
so shook he went mixtape style, name omitted on a subliminal diss
your 'seen your' punch was cute, but i can weaken the trend
cuz to beat me
you need to graduate but got held back like a lineman beat by an end


pppppppzzzzzzzzzz

vs. Outwrite
02-04-2005

dude aint showing


dont even make me fuckin laugh at patient
cuz when i say ima beat you outwrite it aint just a statement of affirmation
i clap at hatians, caucasians, fuck it, im sick of waiting
so ima turn ya smear campaign into mere finger paintings
im incredibly strong lyrically, im ahead of the psalms
first was Troy, now its you whose the second "epic" to bomb
the bottom cant fall out, but your doomed for a while
cuz once ur in the south, u cant flow north unless ur using the NIle
ill use this last line for bullshit, the leagues good but im attackin the latter
Dishonour, the fact of the matter ur amoretto ass dont know the fact of ya matter


haha, u white or black yo?

vs. Rex Werdz
02-10-2005

man, this damn fan is boring, making me stand before him
Rex words is elementary like fossil and tyrannysaurus
another no show win, but im told im Grown as shit
made his Album in RW so we can write other artists over his
and dont make me quit it, get me competition, Re will learn
he lost to mere Perma Frost? this is complete freezer burn
and my deed's will earn a spot in the mag
while he's like Imports, he'll always get caught in a drag
but, ima stop the police
he got arrested for counterfeit LiveStrong bracelets just from flossin his teeth


10, again, is enough


jesus

vs. Rawkus
02-19-2005

This dude is so labeled
to be the biggest success, compared to the old label
dont make me hunt for verses, to no show, this punk is worthless
he's like a flat chested broad, aint got a front to work with
i can see your lies bitch, bet im head of ya
matter fact, fuck a punch, no show like every other competitor
He says he can battle, Im doubtin his claim
Cuz ya chicken, and i Snuff Roosters like Allis in Chains
ima dispose of this cock, cuz his hygiene's tried
legs so ashy it makes Mt. St. Helen's look like a vaseline slide

vs. Alpha Omni
02-26-2005

ima lose, right off...cuz of the style, but fuck it

some STREET shit nukka


Hold up, you boss? who'd listen dudes soft
Im diesel an hold heaters, your queerer then Ru Paul
matter fact, move on, ya not hot
i got glocks, ur always scared yellin got cops
u never got shot, if u did
u'd relieve tryin to speek
in a hospital eyeing ya p's like mama, papa
my crew will diss you, but my flow'll toast ya
cuz u dont know what to do wit H like over dosa's
this funny? why u actin son
all ya tracks is trash
they should all be silenced like an assasins gun
and yo, im doubtin ya single
so when i toss pidgeons im not shoutin a signal
im throwing ya hoe ass wife outta my window
and it wasnt the head
and i didnt bet
but best believe that i covered the spread
woah
dont even try and kill my quotes kid
cuz there wasnt an Alpha MALE in this thread until I posted
and, raw? i cook plenty, and told, i sold that E
while his phone is like his robbin career, NO ENTRIES
EASY
Alpha Omni, i doubt chu homie, u spit them lame joints
but after this, ima be 4.0 like my grade points
u a bitch, i seen ya...u pretend wit a swole demeanor
soon as i post i wont just dock u votes, u'll get the whole marina

vs. Worst Enemy
05-12-2005

haha, dude is GAHBAGE

Faggot
I dont know whether or not my flows so-
so, but ya better quote my worst enemy? a no show
he better go slow, homo cuz im funny and humble
ill have u erase yaself like bugs bunny in trouble
listen when i battle its gloves off, im not that worried
how wack is this kid when his style influenced oz's wordplay
fa rill, i dont mean to be funny but cue the laughter
dude is blacker, who used to back up his gun play
but whats funny, is under his hoody he's a •••ish rapper
dawg know's hes about to fall, everyone's doubtin pah
cuz when i say he brew he aint in the business sellin alcohol
quit ya mouth and jaw yappin, dude is a joke
he couldnt be on beat as a musical note
this chump my seem strong but fuck his mean mug
he got more false fronts then Augusta Greens on-
Master's sunday, Ill blast this dummy on the pre ban assault
play bold? ill leave ya face swoll like Ann Nicole



pzzzzzzz, shits EASY

vs. AlphaOmni
06-30-2005

roast head? nah, u on some fucking fool's gold quest
cuz there wasnt an Alpha male in the thread till I posted
dont bet on getting votes, the win is not yours
cuz i got punches every line like prize fighting Box Scores
i know its over ya head, ill smack ya so gently
his robbin career is like his sex life, NO ENTRIES
i flow better then most emcee's so face what you lack
cuz you couldnt get err'd by making a mistake in ya track
get it? i heard dressing in drag's ya callin
cuz AO got a mean crossover an i aint mentioned And 1 or ballin
you'll be falling in ranks, i might lose but not soon
act grown and ill have you taken a part like ya John Q
i bomb dude wit fresh and witty shit, its over slut
cuz you suck dick on the mic like porn over dubs, I owned ya son



psssh, to easy

vs. SL500
01-16-2006

I'm ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY MOTHERFUCKING ASS OFF,

SL500, haha


aight,

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*the champ is here* rings loud.....primo scratches, "fuck you pay me" sample....aight

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Sl500 from text huh, u'd guess god was P diddy
Cuz he sold out.... in ADVANCE........... like Xbox 360
He aint wait, or struggle, but he's boasting a glock
HA! dawg MY strong arm, is like Stallone in "Over the Top"
And this league shares my taste, me not as nice as you?
Dude, I'ma leave the Sl DROPPED, like I aint like the coupe
Ya battling a kid who will get alotta of the votes
I showed, so you aint got the Auto. Win..which means you gotta get rolled
And I aint gotta use a burner dude-
I'll just slap a board to ya waves like surfers do
I rap smarter, not to mention my wit is a sin
He's like bad carpenter's, never been able to finish the 'trim'
He busts too quick, whats this fella gonna doubt?
I'll yell up in his mouth,an his gun is a bleach stain, never coming out
Here's a tip to all you battlers, sky's the limit kid's
Except for his shit, which is 0 degrees...like the prime meridian



"FUCK YOU PAY ME".....