RBL Legend: Oneduh

[David Lama]

Name: Oneduh
From:
Crew:


vs. DamoSport

Plep: just make another post with the rest?
serge dot T: gahead n edit ya ish
serge dot T: paste this convo for proof


Aint close to me geek, your flow aint unique
Sure the match is on the line.. but so are your teeth
Get ya skills up.. you must if you gon try to test
my lines are just too much for you,
He thought gettin with the program was cyber sex
You're fake, ya type's know to hate & lie.. clone
I'll pull the wool over your eyes, then make this blind-fold
Think someone knows you exist? face it man, no
After readin my verses is the only time they say dam O
Ya girl? her head game is lookin the best
So she won't need a chiropractor when this crook's in her neck
Fuckin junky, with his own name I'm scarin this thug
Cuz he'll get shot up by d' amo.. like heroine does
I'll run up in ya crib, let the lead stop ya breathin
& give whatever room you standin in the red carpet treatment
Noone rolls with Damo, this bout is done duke
So you clouldn't take One for the team, tryin out for mud's crew
When One's through, it's onto the next.. I'm smashin through several
Three to his chest, now watch Damosport a black suit forever

vs. Worst Enemy
12-11-2003

Kids wanna know,
how'd you get to the top 10? you're poor with writtens
Could with the Kentucky Derby the way you jockey for position
In the hood, Worst gets beat up & often robbed
His dollas be changin hands more than Doctor Claw
My guns is not just props, leave you burned in an earn
Clip full'a heat seakers that take a turn for the Worst
The words in your verse? played & lack luster, see
No major breakthroughs. so it aint all it's cracked up to be
I'll scar ya throat.. dirty bitch, on a harder note
I started dope.. while YOUR Worst Enemy, is a bar of soap
N' I aint scared to clown you, cuz when ya moms water broke
She largely hoped, she could put more in there to drown you

vs. Scientz
12-19-2003

I was never ill? damn, you're gettin bolder with those words
I guess the swaying rules don't apply when you post it with your verse?
Sci's obviously overrated, < that fact has been known
You're named after a subject & STILL aint in a class of your own
Just lookit ya sad scripts, I'm tired of you thinkin ya bad bitch
You needa learn the drill...hammer, screwdriver, and everything else im beatin your ass with
Cuz your content is garbage, one thing I certainly know
Is that the only things you're decent at is wording & flow
I'm hurtin you though, kid's just too lame to be the best
Sc won't ever be #1, & this time they can't blame the BCS
You dickrode Serge in your verse, don't say it's a mis-quote
Besides, I'm sure he'll come return the favor in his vote
He needs a fuckin saddle, the level I'm on is much higher...
So I guess for you that makes this an uphill battle
But I aint into suspense, this lesson is for ya
When I have you on pins & needles it's a method of torture
It's sur5ill of the fittest & there's no time for denial
^Don't think that means you gonna win just cuz you bitin his style
Why you fakin the rawness? this country nig's aight,
But I'm over-Raw.. like the fuckin shit that hangs in his closet
That forced wordplay is getting old, ya style's not bomb Sci
So your whole verse was played before it was used like Sadaam lines
Don't pretend to be ballin, you're bankrupt so save it
Nig got a new lease on life.. but can't afford the monthly payment
If I bust the stainless, this fake'll get merked
I'll have his blood rushin so much you think it's late for work
Startin to hate this twirp, I'd like nothin more than to say this:
Ya verse is nothin to write home about like boring vacations
Star qualities? even with acting school you still might lack it
Plus the only Scientz guy on tv is that Bill Nye faggot

Yea, it's like that.

vs. Calefaction and Scientz
12-31-2003

First 12 wins was all hype, the streak ends Friday
The only O in your loss column will begin my name
That roll you were on's over now, sorry it didn't last
Now you resemble blacks in movies the way your body's in a cast
I know, you'll cum & defeat me.. I should NOT test your text
But still the voters'll say "O won", ^ like when those concepts were fresh
Not yet a vet, so don't front like your lines are the best
When they're harder to follow,
then the ones drunks walk for sobriety tests
You've won alot in the past, but I hope you're focused to win this
Cuz lately.. your only win was makin the voters lose.. interest
Forget Gucci or Prada, that aint where Cale gets threads from
Shit, the only thing he ever seems to wear out's his welcome
These other two won't bring flames, what would Duh lie for?
So in the heat of the battle, well.. is just my verse
I can't fault you for your frailness, see Cale.. it's cool
If I let User smash for 2 months, I'd be that thin too
Beat that shit? fool.. that's easily done
He didn't bat around the idea of winning, instead I.deal beat him with one
Got people believin in One, ^Sci was hopin I didn't diss em'
But that cutting edge idea left him open for criticism
Stop hypin him up like he's the best at this rap shit
Cuz if Scientz is Raw I must be a whole semester of classes
Sci didn't post his links last week, I coulda won on my own if..
I stayed pullin bitch moves, like my other opponent
I own shit, why you even show in the first place duke?
Usually I got Cal more shook up than earthquakes do
Back to the other fag, you winnin this is not in sight kid
Aint takin risks, if I say here goes nothin.. he started typin
Here's what it all boils down to, quit tellin kids ya shit's hot
Your name's Scientz & you still don't possess the elements of hip hop

Gimme my fuckin title.

[David Lama]

vs. Fatal Words
02-13-2004

Beef with One?

We can go hand to hand, or the lead'll consume ya
Either way I'll put Word on the street, like spreadin a rumor
Cuz Duh's thugged out, the type to pop your collar.. with five shells
I won't just tell you to hit the road, I'll drop you on that shit myself
Always talkin about your record, you're not a man of few words
Shouldn't brag about wins so much when you're a man of few, Words
Noone likes those old concepts, quit rushin wack bars
^That's just a sign of the times, like your fuckin flash cards
You know the pain I got in store for you, I'll bring it for sure here
I'm callin the shots, I guess that explains the ringing in your ears
Your fears of losing are drawing near, just trust & believe
Cuz me winning is as likely as seeing All Star Game punches this week
What you frontin for, geek? the truth is I'm better
Now get started on that 14 line suicide letter

vs. Namix
02-19-2004

You got 13 wins, what would that worry me for?
Last time a pro tested Nam, they were opposing the war
Dropped a long verse full of wordplay, that's funny duke
Cuz I got a verse full'a punches, & you're gonna catch 22
It's a no win situation, there's no chance for you at all
I won't just harp on your skills, I'll bring the whole damn orchestra along
Got laughed off the site for biting, why you still writin kid?
You'll never get an Oz. of respect, when your skills rival his
All you did was take old wordplay & add a spelled out diss
With that square format, no wonder your verse aint well rounded
Sur did all of those lines years ago, tryin to make em' new now
Is just digging your own grave,
& that's the ONLY way you're breaking new ground
Some may feel the played junk, & say you're almost sick
You'll have the voters head over heels.. from readin all those flips
This shit is no contest, I'll top his fame in growing margins
'Til it's so far from a close call, he's gotta pay for roming charges
You wanted to come back with a win, tryin to see your plan through
But you got matched up with me, so see.. your plan's through
Wanted to be the Champ too, so he blatantly sharked
I'll give him the beating of his life, like donating a heart
The extra lines didn't help, shoulda came more personal
You're a part time job, I could have made short work of you

Go back to bboys

vs. Vice Versa
02-27-2004

The outcome is nothing new, I left your mentore bruised kid
That verse'll recieve no votes, just like when Storm used it
Your homie's concepts,
mixed with a style that was Resin's first
I thought Attack of the Clones was a movie until I read your verse
Goin against the grain won't make you better or cool duke
I'd tell you to go with the Flow, but I'd never recruit you
He lies & says he's dope, such a scandalous herb
But he says fag so much, I'm startin to think he's a man of his word
Since his early days, Orb's been dying to caress guys
Boys to Men aint just a group, it's the timeline from his sex life
For kids that wanna rush a wack verse, I'm offerin losses
So you just need to bide your time, like Nasif shoppin for watches
Besides, you want me to post late..unless I heard it wrong
Cuz waiting is the hardest part & that turns you on
I'm top 5, most improved newbie's the only list you're makin
Orbit's stuck on stupid, that's the gravity of the situation
You need to either sign out, or drop some fire soon
Lately your verses been on some bullshit, like your lines were shrooms
Think that wack shit is witty? please, hell no
This nig couldn't squeeze a laugh out of a tickle me elmo
I'm not worried about losin, the threat is doubtful
Trying to call me a dick? you just said a mouthfull
To me, it's hard to respect your win last week
When you needed help from bill collectors to get past Phe
I'll blast a whole in your fuckin chest & move on to victory
So when your heart goes out to someone, it's not sympathy

[David Lama]

vs. Richard Corey
03-05-2004

If Rich thinks he deserves this match, he must have been mislead
So I'll raise Cane with my verse, since I should be sonnin him instead
Quit rushin the text kid, I'm nothin to mess with
Your verse has alot of hangups, no wonder none of it connected
Don't expect it to be close, there's no hope for stoppin this
Check the predictions, you cant even get a vote of confidence
His losses speak for themself, & tell why the geek's boring
Tri beat Corey, so I don't even need to try to beat Corey
Your topicals are boring & fake duke, just end the saga
To cut a long story short.. I'd pay you a billion dollars
Now diss me for studying your work & sway votes you wack liar
I only put your verse under a microscope in hopes it'd catch fire
We can take it to the streets, now this shit is gettin personal
I got cats that'll get Rich quick, like pitches for infomercials
Heard this freak's into fisting, son's the gayest clown
See I got punches out the ass, he likes it the other way around
Thinkin he'll make it in rap just makes this brotha look dumber
You're scared of One, that's how I know you'll never push numbers

vs. X-Sample
03-13-2004

JayGood259Oz [9:09 PM]: I honestly didnt like 1 line
JayGood259Oz [9:10 PM]: I think X owes me a public apology for reading that

I bring the bombest text to battles, you're not a threat duke
You'll never get an oz. of respect, when not even oz respects you
Kid stacked garbage like trash compactors.. damn, it's wild
Last time he actually dropped a verse, Calefaction had the title
But the Champions match is elite, the place to show the best lines
It separates the men from the boys, so there goes your sex life
Just stop with the threads in hookups, tryin to hype your shit
The swaying is getting out of hand, unlike your dick
They say a X marks the spot, but is it lies or foreal?
If it's true, my punches hit the spot just like a good meal
I read your resume & check it, you aint a lifetime thug
But it was a bigger list of fuck up's than the mile high club
Can tell you tried, it's not your fault that you can't be sick
When the topic's illness, you don't fit the bill.. like your avy pic
Noone'll come to your defense, although I'm often subtle
My lines are delivered with such conviction, even Johnny Cochran's puzzled
Don't pretend to be ballin, you prolly got 3 jobs
& still stay strapped for cash, more than bodyguards
Now calmly dogg, step the fuck back or you might get popped
My guns get fired for no reason like they were Byron Scott
Nobody's feelin ya shit, there's no changin it son
So the odds would still be against you, if my name wasn't One
Samples are given away, it just doesn't sit right with me
The name doesn't fit you at all, cuz the best things in life are free

Hold that.

vs. Zhangliao
05-14-2004

When you drop a vote on my battles, I usually panic
One look at your eyes & I can tell your views'll be slanted
Alone.. you could never win a match, you garbage
So you draw on others for support, like tattoo artists

vs. Imperial
05-18-2004

You don't deserve the belt.. the fact is, Dough should have it
I'll take it out of the loops, until it matches your social status
Now you're claiming that this'll be be my second defeat
You never ate One, that's just what your record should be
When he tries to get laid, his girl's like "get away, scram"
While I get her into more positions than a good resume can
The only way to describe Duh is sick & disturbed
I'm known to lose my head in a battle like Nicholas Berg
All of those fake personals will be get beat for sure kid
You got nothin but lie ability, like cheap insurance
That shit won't work this week, Duh's endin ya streak
I'm not bein greedy when I read your verse & ask what's in it for me
Flippin is gay, no wonder you mastered the task
But those old gun lines won't make you a blast from the past
I called you lame from the start, an internet geek
& Imma stick to my guns, like the infa red beam
Honestly,you've gotta be the dumbest guy yet
I could capture your imagination with a butterfly net
Everyone wants to know why they gave the title to Imp
This league's blunt.. so the more you suck, the higher you get
bs

[David Lama]

vs. headless verseman
05-28-2004

Your name's fucked up, don't drop another horrible post on me
Why Headless? you always seemed like more of a nobody
You got killed by Ink, got some cheap votes to win
& I'll prove it by beating you with lines I prewrote for him
When approachin this bad seed, I'll move to the bottom
Where I'll dig up his family tree & get to the root of the problem
Your lines aint long for audio, face it your flow's basic
& that gun talk's like speaking properly, you say it but don't spray it
I'm a vet in the game, you know I'm a pro
Holdin a "will rap for food" sign's your idea of gettin the show on the road
Plus, you already know my writtens is nice
So get right up next to your moniter,
& I'll beat you within an inch of your life
^ Yeah I stretched my format, I know it's out of date
But I didn't wanna make your verse look so out of place
What's the point of a battle? if you try to clown me
I'll expose chi.nks in your armor the size of Yao Ming
My punches'll fold him, when a sweet left's landing
It's the opposite of a dance off, you won't see Head standing
After that, you'll find out I got the worst right too
When I uppercut you so high you get a birds eye view
I always get the last laugh, known to drop hot text
You get the last laugh.. cuz you got the slowest thought process
Thinkin it's over, but the light at the end of the tunnel..
Turned out to be; just another flash of brilliance from OneDuh

;)

vs. Super Dooper
08-14-2004

I hate dumbfucks, so I'm not very fond of this kid
He got a learning curve that even Barry Bonds couldn't hit
We don't run with the same folks, check it.. I ball more
I was in Wf, Stc, La & Td.. you were rejected from all four
Basically cause in text, this man is doo doo
Aint complimentin your ass, but I gotta hand it to you
This fucker looks like a mutant, with skin so green
Genuine or Master P couldn't tell you what's in those genes
I'll finish by sayin sorry, it's just beef.. you know it won't last
(But really I just don't wanna have to mow my own grass)

YOULOSE.

vs. the fakulty
08-29-2004

Tryna act like a hustler, you shook when ya near herb
The only crack you see, is when you look at a mirror
Type'a n1gga to talk bout bricks before movin his first nick
That's hustlin backwords, it's like you doin reverse sprints
The dirt's where cowards that speak about me'll be kid
So death's right around the corner, by the alley you sleep in
This loser never had the chance to pimp the ladies
We all know perms haven't been big since the 80's
Words can kill, & thats nothin to doubt
My shit will make ya jaw drop, so I can put a gun in ya mouth
I aint the one to fuck with, my shells be fatal
Beef with One, you'll pay the Price like Kelly's label
No DJ's want ya album, you aint collectin ya bread
So I guess I'll leave a scratch on ya battle record instead
This verse proves that you can't see mine on this board
There wont be pants lyin around, when I Levi's on the floor
Wanna brawl with a giant? listen, ya crazy
Of course I get under ya skin, s'why you been itchin to face me
I got this shit in the bag, why would I try against P?
He lost soon as I said he couldn't recycle my lines this week


.... & that's werd.

vs. Richard Corey
09-04-2004

here's a verse, see it, learn it, emulate after reading..
see the difference?..mine mentions the fag it's beating..
youre a generic punch artist..so this lame'll die..
cuz dick is short for richard..........all nick names aside..
this trick names lookalike...this faggot annoys..
why hustle...when you could sling the crack in voice..
write me a story...depict it, hope i listen..
meanwhile..i'll cast this fag, like queer as folk auditions..
you can't afford to drop...i was born this hot..
i'll break every bone in your body......yours or not..
this whore has got to lose...i'll bury ya verses...
cuz i know you take to guys....like courier service..
these lines is ending you...cuz i could see off beat..
but richards off the record like private interviews..
i'll break in your chest, fuck it...i'll bring the toast,
only votes to count for you..are the six links you post,..
i'll just post 18...pardon the slip up..
but the 20 one up'll get hammered like carding for liquor..

vs. UserName
09-24-2004

Guess you aint showin, fuck it. Here's 14

Just leave the net already, it got worse cuz you stayed
You've done text so long, ALL fat punches are universally played
Said you can beat me easily, please that's hopeless
How can you see me, when you can't even see your own dick?
I load clips in the AK & they spray often
3 rounds leaves USER spread out like his namechange option
When comparing the two of us, peeps failin to like you
I'm better, far & away like females would describe you
Don't claim you been huggin the block all your life
Hefty only seen on the streets when it's garbage night
Son's hygeine's an issue, bitches? try showerin first geek
You know it's a problem when your face value is dirt cheap
& your girl's no prize either, but her ass..
Can be considered one, since every night it's up for gra

[U S E R]

vs. Demik

You're so easy to clown, I don't where to start or end
Beat me? you almost lost a fucking PIC BATTLE with bubba sparxx retarded twin
On top of that you needed bitchmoves, had to give him the shaft
He waited so long for your pic, it was like watchin the nfl draft
Oz fucked up in the rankings, this shit is backwords
I beat Hensley, Franchise & Scientz.. just to get to this wack herb?
I already know your approach, it only proves you're weak fool
So go ahead, diss the generic punches that I won't need to use to beat you
& I know about Users ghosting, I would say that shit's cheap
But he's writing for me too.. since he already knows who he'll be facin next week
With a name like spencer, you aint wild'n out.. forget it dork
If he's makin a racket.. it's so he can take it to the tennis court
Better flip the guy with the semicolons; otherwise ur fucked kid
^ That's the only time anyone in this thread'll say spin-sur 5 ill punches
If stoppin his winnin streak's not enough, I'll slaughter this punk
First I'll take the wind outta your sails, then move onto your lungs
This is the champ match pussy, you cant get with me here
Vers-a-tile in this battle? call me grout, I got the victory sealed
Even my girl Shakira knows it's over dude
& the hips don't lie, so you better hope the voters do
Remember last time we battled? you got fuckin destroyed ock
You'd think he protested boxing with all the punches this boycott
Noone'll give you props for dissin my precious daughter
Droppin a bunch of seed lines won't get you anything but some jealous farmers
Criteria & User came dope this week, I don't wanna steal their shine
I'd post your pic, but it'd get more laughs than both of theirs combined
Trust me fag, peeping your whole verse would make even your flunkies gag
That's why anyone who read leaves in the middle, similar to your countrys flag
I got mixed feelings over the fact that I broke your streak
This makes the first time in 9 weeks that you won't vote for me

vs. theFRANCHISE

When I told Oz to gimme the light, I wasn't referring to competition
I was gonna use it to blaze philly, but he got votes docked for bitchin
& that's the ONLY reason you're here, on top with your idol
It took you 7 years, 5 websites, & countless bitchmoves just for a shot at the title
This weeks rankings left some mysteries for folks to decipher
Like how I got a free win without making a single post in the cypher
You were hoping I'd be too busy to write or peep this
But the only thing I won't be showing is any signs of weakness
I'd tell you to stop flippin, but that's your plot in life
For a franchise to make it big.. you need to ©opy,right?
We're not on the same level, I'm provin it gramps
I'm compared to legends like Cane, you have use one to stand
Geek when you die, even your fam sees no reason to cry
Shit, the ranks is the only place your death'll lead to a sci
You never got any sex, for than you'd have to get off'a the net
So if a bitch ever gave you the greenlight.. it was positive rep
This freak's into sodomy, likes bein sandwiched by 2 gays
When franchise in the middle of dem boys, it's more than the groups name
Anyone who said I'd have to try was lyin
This week was study hall.. just extra time for me to write for scientz

vs. Spit That

Don't bother recyclin, at any point in your career you'd get ripped bitch
Your lines been played for so long they've developed a fear of commitment
That unoriginal shit makes me doubt that you're ill
To make it even.. I'll cum 2 de-feat you using only an Oz of my skill
Your name has me puzzled, that's something you're gonna need to fix
Why would you spit that? when we don't even wanna read the shit
You'll never get in the game, even with the hottest promoters
So when ya career goes down the drain, I'll hit the garbage disposal
I'm eatin this newbie, he's just a victim now
The champ match is cliche, cuz after I chew you up.. Spit, you out
Priorities fucked up, your life revolves around gettin net fame
I'm sure one day you'll come to your senses.. if they get a webpage
Your whole crew some pussies, buncha broads that act threatened
If we're all products of our environment... you must be monistat 7
Don't brag about the title like ur the the king of this shit now
You hadda post 60 in order to get it like a senior citizen discount
Your 15 minutes of fame will stop with this L
After this week, you'll only see Spit shine when I polish my belt
What's worse? that I voted for you despite your horrible talent
Or that I did it cuz even DEMIK would give me more of a challenge
I'll do the league a favor & not post his pic
Noone wants to spit'n image, unless it's the Olsen twins
Crossdressing is just one of his truly disgusting habits
But you won't need the lingerie this week to lose in stunning fashion
If you think you'll get a vote.. honestly slow ya bluffin
If anyone puts ST in front of Oneduh.. they gotta be SToned-uh somethin
A little stretched but hey, you still aint close to me dude
That last line was just to insure that bboys vote for me too