"Yo Mama jokes" 2 line cypher

BugyMan · 01-12-2006, 03:01 PM

follow me

Yo mama so short, she can sit on a curb and kick her legs/
matter of fact, she gotta stand on her toes to give me head...

Bobbypen · 01-12-2006, 03:10 PM

Yo mama so ugly,
niggas dress as her for halloween/
and i aint tryna crack jokes on Jack, but that was clean.......

BlastOff · 01-12-2006, 03:28 PM

Yo mama so stupid:
she put a peephole in a glass door/
the ugly bitch gotta wear a mask to shop in a store
yo mama so stupid:
she tried to wake up a sleeping bag and failed/
she yells in envelopes to send a voice mail

Sir Bustalot · 01-14-2006, 02:17 PM

someone should put ya mom in the closet and lock door
cuz ya mom's so dumb she thought 7-11 was a watch store

mc_carls · 01-14-2006, 04:30 PM

ur mama wishes she was a bloke
tryed to shove her strap on down my throat
sayin 'my lil boy doesnt mind a poke'

*Montgomery* · 01-15-2006, 07:55 PM

the first is always my set up the jokes in da next bar...
(son ya moms soo fatt...)
my 'lines are so nasty', sorta like ya moma's stretch marks...

King-Midas · 01-16-2006, 05:37 PM

yo mama gotta glass titty with a catfish in it/
the bitch only drink from glasses if got piss in it

blackwell · 01-27-2006, 05:25 AM

Shes always eating food thats home cooked...maybe thats why shes got more chins than a chine phone book

mirage1 · 01-27-2006, 03:00 PM

Kid ya mama so ugly her shadow divorced her
She so fat she need double garter belts to reinforce her

Mr. Inkwell · 01-28-2006, 10:23 PM

ya mamas so fat dat when she fell in the ocean the whales startin singing, "WE ARE FAMILY"... "I LOVE ALL MY SISTAS AND ME"...

Cadet_Karma · 02-12-2006, 02:48 AM

ya mama so dump she didnt get the abortion
wait this was for her and you so excuse the distortion

i Luv Da Cock · 02-14-2006, 08:07 PM

You momma so stupid she fucked your ugly ass dad//
Bitch got pregnant and ended with a child she wished she never had (YOU)!!//

fuckerrrrrrrrrrrrrr

J High · 02-16-2006, 06:11 PM

Slappin-this-fat-bitch, so hard ya mom will be blind when I’m crackin-her-glasses/
Cuz ya momma’s so fat she has to wipe her ass-with-a-mattress/

R3DRUM · 02-17-2006, 12:19 PM

she's soo fat..
she wears an abcdef-G string..
I swear it made me believe she's chokin at the heavy rate she's breathing..

J High · 02-17-2006, 06:19 PM

^^ haha, that G-String line

I’m shakin-when-her-hands-lay, cuz she’s mistakin-every-damn-day/
For a “pig” cuz ya momma’s so greasy she uses “bacon”-as-a-band-aid/

TyrantTMABM · 02-17-2006, 06:43 PM

ya mommas so stupid, a brain is wat she desires,
damn, she so fat, she turns trucks into low-riders

J High · 02-17-2006, 08:26 PM

It’s wrong-and-E-nough, cuz cows know she’s the bomb-when-she-fuck/
And her breath so stank every time she yawns-her-teeth-duck/

R3DRUM · 02-17-2006, 11:36 PM

Ya mom so tiny that bitch uses dorritos to hang-glide..
Thats the joke-cant think of another cuz my brains fried..dang im....high

J High · 02-18-2006, 09:22 AM

So tall she put the clock-in-the-tower, every step stompin-on-flowers/
Plus ya momma’s so bald she gets brain washed-in-the-shower/

Cadet_Karma · 02-19-2006, 09:22 PM

ya mama so stupid she went to Dr. Dre for PAP smear
and thought a QB was a refund so she was like "Can I have my quarter back dear?"

DAMN that was so lame LOL

01-12-2006, 03:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
BugyMan playboy Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: at home Posts: 46	"Yo Mama jokes" 2 line cypher follow me Yo mama so short, she can sit on a curb and kick her legs/ matter of fact, she gotta stand on her toes to give me head... __________________ Hoes get shot too, playin d'ick games so why bother/ Maury told me "BugyMan, you are NOT the father" Last edited by BugyMan; 01-12-2006 at 03:08 PM.

01-12-2006, 03:10 PM	#2 (permalink)
Bobbypen warm & fuzzy Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: underground Posts: 117	Yo mama so ugly, niggas dress as her for halloween/ and i aint tryna crack jokes on Jack, but that was clean....... __________________ mushy p**sy with amazin head, sex be the bomb- you lick it right, i'll get it crackin like farmcum.com Dudes say "Damn, you go let her talk to you like that?"

01-12-2006, 03:28 PM	#3 (permalink)
BlastOff Ready, Aim, Fire!!!!!!!! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: in the hills Posts: 104	Yo mama so stupid: she put a peephole in a glass door/ the ugly bitch gotta wear a mask to shop in a store yo mama so stupid: she tried to wake up a sleeping bag and failed/ she yells in envelopes to send a voice mail __________________ "My homie got shot he's a goner black/ St. Louis niggas want they corner back"- Cube

01-14-2006, 02:17 PM	#4 (permalink)
Sir Bustalot Personal Jesus Join Date: May 2002 Location: Flavor Country *Calgary* Posts: 27,764	someone should put ya mom in the closet and lock door cuz ya mom's so dumb she thought 7-11 was a watch store __________________ HUH? Just a victim of the in-house drive-by Track of the day:Right Now--> Devin tha Dude

01-15-2006, 07:55 PM	#6 (permalink)
Montgomery 6↕☼ heat Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 54	the first is always my set up the jokes in da next bar... (son ya moms soo fatt...) my 'lines are so nasty', sorta like ya moma's stretch marks... __________________ Monty 6↕☼heat

01-14-2006, 04:30 PM	#5 (permalink)
mc_carls Carls Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 9	ur mama wishes she was a bloke tryed to shove her strap on down my throat sayin 'my lil boy doesnt mind a poke'

01-16-2006, 05:37 PM	#7 (permalink)
King-Midas Your Majesty Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: EARTH Posts: 46	yo mama gotta glass titty with a catfish in it/ the bitch only drink from glasses if got piss in it __________________ IN THE STREETS I GOT MORE STRIPES THAN A FULL GROWN ZEBRA, DISRESPECTIN ME IS DUMB, LIKE THROWIN ROCKS AT A CHEETAH

01-27-2006, 05:25 AM	#8 (permalink)
blackwell Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 192	Shes always eating food thats home cooked...maybe thats why shes got more chins than a chine phone book

01-27-2006, 03:00 PM	#9 (permalink)
mirage1 The One and Only Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Port City NC Posts: 757	Kid ya mama so ugly her shadow divorced her She so fat she need double garter belts to reinforce her __________________ *Women who strive to reach equality with males...lack imagination...* Play the game like a man or get played like a Bitch

01-28-2006, 10:23 PM	#10 (permalink)
Mr. Inkwell the real. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Jersey Posts: 2,134	ya mamas so fat dat when she fell in the ocean the whales startin singing, "WE ARE FAMILY"... "I LOVE ALL MY SISTAS AND ME"... __________________ sincere.

02-12-2006, 02:48 AM	#11 (permalink)
Cadet_Karma I used to give a fuck.... Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Bottom of the North, Top of the South Posts: 454	ya mama so dump she didnt get the abortion wait this was for her and you so excuse the distortion

02-14-2006, 08:07 PM	#12 (permalink)
i Luv Da Cock USER F-RED-NDLY. Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: RedViLLe, USA Posts: 2,513	You momma so stupid she fucked your ugly ass dad// Bitch got pregnant and ended with a child she wished she never had (YOU)!!// fuckerrrrrrrrrrrrrr __________________ LOVES BIG COCK.

02-16-2006, 06:11 PM	#13 (permalink)
J High He's Still Got It Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 266	Slappin-this-fat-bitch, so hard ya mom will be blind when I’m crackin-her-glasses/ Cuz ya momma’s so fat she has to wipe her ass-with-a-mattress/ __________________ My Music Myspace

02-17-2006, 12:19 PM	#14 (permalink)
R3DRUM Bloody Mary Jane Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Albany, GA Posts: 1,887	she's soo fat.. she wears an abcdef-G string.. I swear it made me believe she's chokin at the heavy rate she's breathing.. __________________ Get High, or get low. http://www.myspace.com/smokeout420840

02-17-2006, 06:19 PM	#15 (permalink)
J High He's Still Got It Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 266	^^ haha, that G-String line I’m shakin-when-her-hands-lay, cuz she’s mistakin-every-damn-day/ For a “pig” cuz ya momma’s so greasy she uses “bacon”-as-a-band-aid/ __________________ My Music Myspace

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02-17-2006, 06:43 PM	#16 (permalink)
TyrantTMABM registered to shit on u Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: cincy, OH Posts: 320	ya mommas so stupid, a brain is wat she desires, damn, she so fat, she turns trucks into low-riders

02-17-2006, 08:26 PM	#17 (permalink)
J High He's Still Got It Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 266	It’s wrong-and-E-nough, cuz cows know she’s the bomb-when-she-fuck/ And her breath so stank every time she yawns-her-teeth-duck/ __________________ My Music Myspace

02-17-2006, 11:36 PM	#18 (permalink)
R3DRUM Bloody Mary Jane Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Albany, GA Posts: 1,887	Ya mom so tiny that bitch uses dorritos to hang-glide.. Thats the joke-cant think of another cuz my brains fried..dang im....high __________________ Get High, or get low. http://www.myspace.com/smokeout420840

02-18-2006, 09:22 AM	#19 (permalink)
J High He's Still Got It Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 266	So tall she put the clock-in-the-tower, every step stompin-on-flowers/ Plus ya momma’s so bald she gets brain washed-in-the-shower/ __________________ My Music Myspace

02-19-2006, 09:22 PM	#20 (permalink)
Cadet_Karma I used to give a fuck.... Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Bottom of the North, Top of the South Posts: 454	ya mama so stupid she went to Dr. Dre for PAP smear and thought a QB was a refund so she was like "Can I have my quarter back dear?" DAMN that was so lame LOL __________________ (n.) The inevitable or necessary fate to which a particular person or thing is destined; DESTINY IS FATE. On the journey of my life, the roads are unpaved. People are just roadkill and love sometimes acts as a speed bump. Sometimes I drive over the limit, sometime under, and sometimes on cruise control. When I get to an intersection, I just so straight. I used to pay attention to signs, but now I ignore them. I don't need directions or a map and shortcuts don't exist because my destination is fate.

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