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Old 04-15-2005, 05:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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an email I got.. kinda funny
A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter
from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since
you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please
return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,
ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky,
Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had
collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope ....
along with this note:

Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the fuck you are. Please
take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care, Ricky
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Old 04-15-2005, 06:16 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 04-15-2005, 08:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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