Got damn high school drama...

[bigcfk24]

So today in Latin class my friend comes over and he's like "Yo, I was talking to your ex, and told her that you said she piped you." I didn't think anything of it, I actually found it funny because I would never get pipe from that girl, even when we were going out, which was back in November.
When I get to English, She's like "Ahh! I need to talk to you, don't be saying shit like that, I would never in a million years touch your thing let alone pipe it. Maybe in your dreams, but keep that to yourself.... (I stop listening eventually)" I pretty much just laughed in her face and said my friend was kidding, but apparently someone else told her that I said that too.
I saw my friend in the hall, and he said that he didnt even tell anyone else, just that joke before. She claims that her friend, who has a friend that knows my sister, told her. She won't even tell me who this friend of hers is, for some BS reason.
All class she's basically crying and bitching to her friends and this one dude. Now all of a sudden this nigga's talking shit to me, like I did something to him. Between 7th and 8th he's telling me to apoligize for starting that rumor. He's telling other kids that he'll "beat me up" if I don't, which I won't because I didn't even do anything...
I find the whole situation quite humorous, but I have a feeling that it may lead to some unwanted consequences... Pretty much, its just High School drama, but this is my first big happening, so I have no experience to base my actions on.
Do y'all have any ideas?

[Rain Man]

you gonna have to choke a bitch

[bigcfk24]

I ain't Wayne Brady.


But I have a feeling thats what my friend Tyre is gonna say...

[The Militant]

oh shit that made me laugh man...

why dont you get ur friend who was joking to say look fucker i was joking mind your business and then if he doesnt then steal the key to your dads gun cabinet and make ur friend do the same thing. then take as many guns as you can carry to school and plant them in your locker, until its a big old weapons cache. make sure they are cocked and loaded too. if he has any assault rifles tape the magazines together so you can change mags faster. then start telling everyone how youre running for the new class president, and when they say but theres no class elections you and your friend get all the guns from the locker and start bustin. spare nobody. the bitch with the rumours could have been anyone, even a teacher. so make sure you spark everyone up. there might be some kids trying to be a hero and tackle you. but the trick is to make sure you keep distance with everyone. that way nobody can take you down. also make sure you dont open fire in the corridors cos then they will know where you are, just clear one class room at a time. make sure you shoot that bitch last and save a bullet for yourself.

thats one way of stopping rumours man.

[bigcfk24]

^LMAO... i died at "the bitch with the rumours could have been anyone, even a teacher."

But for real, I ain't trying to kill anyone, just stop the problems and move on...

[Sun Zoo]

start another rumor to distract them. some ideas:

-your social studies teacher has sex with fish
-the principal sells crack
-...and he does shrooms
-fat people are really just whales in disguise trying to learn our language
-the bug juice at summer camp is actually made out of bugs

[Pent uP]

Originally Posted by The Militant

oh shit that made me laugh man...

why dont you get ur friend who was joking to say look fucker i was joking mind your business and then if he doesnt then steal the key to your dads gun cabinet and make ur friend do the same thing. then take as many guns as you can carry to school and plant them in your locker, until its a big old weapons cache. make sure they are cocked and loaded too. if he has any assault rifles tape the magazines together so you can change mags faster. then start telling everyone how youre running for the new class president, and when they say but theres no class elections you and your friend get all the guns from the locker and start bustin. spare nobody. the bitch with the rumours could have been anyone, even a teacher. so make sure you spark everyone up. there might be some kids trying to be a hero and tackle you. but the trick is to make sure you keep distance with everyone. that way nobody can take you down. also make sure you dont open fire in the corridors cos then they will know where you are, just clear one class room at a time. make sure you shoot that bitch last and save a bullet for yourself.

thats one way of stopping rumours man.

***DIES!****ROFLMFAO!!! Don't forget the princple and teacher aids


LMFAO BWAHAA

and i died@sun zoo's post too

[btx]

just whoop the ~~~~~ whose trying to make you apologize. after you kick his ass make him apologize to you for being a dick.