the girlfriend commandments.

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Old 04-11-2005, 06:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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the girlfriend commandments.
i think their should be a list of commandments that girlfriends have to follow.

1. never fart in front of me or around me.

2. never hit me in the face.

3. never talk about what sexual things you did with your ex-boyfriend did.

...any more you guys want to add?
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Old 04-11-2005, 08:23 PM   #2 (permalink)
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hey! i know some of you have some!
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Old 04-11-2005, 08:46 PM   #3 (permalink)
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^^ i always meet girls that dont eat...


i hate that shit...

I mean, i only date skinny girls but biatch...you gotta eat....im not gonna take u to a resturant and let u nibble at some appetizer and watch me eat....
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Old 04-11-2005, 10:14 PM   #5 (permalink)
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thou shall not send me to buy your tampons

thou shall never talk about little me's (kids) in the future

thou shall never ask "how do you know u love me"

i dunno theres a lil bit off the top of the head
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Old 04-12-2005, 12:43 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Never ask me if you look fat in something when you know you do

Never compare my penis with...anything.

Never EVERVERVEVRVEVR let me go into the bathroom after you and let me smell the foulness of a freshly taken female dooky...

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Old 04-12-2005, 10:36 PM   #7 (permalink)
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thou shall not send me to buy your tampons

thou shall never ask "how do you know u love me"

i dunno theres a lil bit off the top of the head
LMAO, I just went to the store yesterday for that shit.....N I sware I hear that love question everyday....
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1. Don't talk to your friends about our relationship, come to me.

2. Don't talk to your mother about our relationship, come to me.

3. In fact, leave outsiders where they belong... outside of our relationship.

4. Suck my dick often... I'll never object.

5. Never call me out in front of my friends (this should be rule #1)

6. Don't expect me to read your mind, let me know what's going on.

7. Let me hang with my friends and stop asking to tag along.

8. Don't stress me when I'm drunk or high, let me sleep it off and we'll talk later.

9. Don't nag me.

10. If I put the toilet seat down for you, then leave it up for me.
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1. Don't talk to your friends about our relationship, come to me.

2. Don't talk to your mother about our relationship, come to me.

3. In fact, leave outsiders where they belong... outside of our relationship.

4. Suck my dick often... I'll never object.

5. Never call me out in front of my friends (this should be rule #1)

6. Don't expect me to read your mind, let me know what's going on.

7. Let me hang with my friends and stop asking to tag along.

8. Don't stress me when I'm drunk or high, let me sleep it off and we'll talk later.

9. Don't nag me.

10. If I put the toilet seat down for you, then leave it up for me.

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hmmmmmm everything already has been said or covered..
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