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Aight first off lemme explain my reasons/
Been workin at Mickey D's for about four seasons//
A year in total, and that's when it got bad/
Managers were yokal, they didn't like me, it's sad//
I walked out one time and they canned my ass/
Never gave em lip, talked shit, or any sass//
So i decided to go postal, one by one they'd regret it/
I know i wasn't sposed to, but i dove in and didn't sweat it//
Poisoned the beef patties, embalming fluid works well/
Pot seeds in the seasoning, imagine what kind of hell//
...they'll be in when the fuzz finds out/
Without a doubt, i'll show them all now//
Imagine the scandel i thought to myself/
Went through my garage and found it on the shelf//
My good trusty rope, perfect for my next victim/
A big footed dope, red hair, makeup, this was Him//
Ronald McDonald now suffers my friends/
Strung him up good and watching his end//
McDonalds should never have pissed me off/
Cuz if they didn't, i prolly wouldn't have to scoff//
At this grim situation i'm residing in now/
All this becuz of a place that doesn't even really serve cow//
I'm winding up my louisville slugger for my clown piniata/
Ronald, i'm sorry it's ending like this, i had to holla//
I can't believe this all started becuz of a free day from work/
Bet yall think i'm a crazy bastard, yea, i'm a fuckin jerk//
But there are some perks, i'm gettin my revenge/
Here rests Ronnie, after Stygian's blood binge//
Fuck you McDonalds, Fuck you