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01-26-2013, 05:00 PM
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Forgive me, Lord.
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How many chicks does BP have on rotation?
Just spoke to the elusive oaf, he was just as rude and dim-witted as expected.
But after 20 minutes of third-grade insults, the big guy finally opened up. About never wanting the kid, about Lyme being the one who first chased him, about her pressuring him into having a "relationship", about how he needed to escape. I felt bad... really bad for this guy.
All he wanted was a free pass to some pussy, but ended up with an 18 year prison sentence.
Anyway, the other tidbit from this conversation was that he has 3 chicks on rotation at the moment.
Good on you, BP.
Sow those oats while you can.
As for Lyme... 
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01-26-2013, 05:29 PM
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So how much for a blowjob? 
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01-26-2013, 05:35 PM
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just exactly how deep is your love for me??
to answer your question, I'll go with at least a dozen
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01-26-2013, 05:36 PM
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Forgive me, Lord.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HYPNOTIK
So how much for a blowjob? |
According to both begee and BP, Lyme doesn't like to give head.
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01-26-2013, 05:37 PM
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I only do Mexican hookers.
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01-26-2013, 05:38 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mikaella Ocean
just exactly how deep is your love for me??
to answer your question, I'll go with at least a dozen
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Enough to have a conversation with that slack-jawed yokel.
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01-26-2013, 05:39 PM
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and I'm sharing my popsicle with the easter bunny... d'aww hes so cute
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01-26-2013, 05:40 PM
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Forgive me, Lord.
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Seriously though, he lacked grammar and his prose was garbage.
What did you see in him, Lyme?
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01-26-2013, 05:46 PM
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Forgive me, Lord.
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BP... don't stop believing.
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01-26-2013, 05:46 PM
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I just closed my eyes and pictured you
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01-26-2013, 05:51 PM
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Forgive me, Lord.
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I can definitely believe you closed your eyes.
Don't stop believing... hold on to that feeling...
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01-26-2013, 05:57 PM
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ahhh a sweet serenade
sing and gyrate those hips into my heart boo
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01-26-2013, 06:04 PM
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Forgive me, Lord.
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I can't believe things have changed so drastically.
A year ago, you were the same dipshit boasting about your dreary life. Now you've got a child with a sloth.
I guess we all have to grow up sometime, right?
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01-26-2013, 06:07 PM
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1) my child is AMAZING
2) I make more money than you
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01-26-2013, 06:09 PM
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lol at Sloth
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