 |
|
02-20-2005, 02:02 AM
|
#1 (permalink)
|
|
Nick My Lutz
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Sowf Carolyna
Posts: 410
|
How's the Convo between u and your dealer?
How does the convo go between you and your drug dealer whenever you need a bag? It usually goes like this with me...
Dealer: Yo!
Me: You straight?
Dealer: How much?
Me: half.
Dealer: I'm Straight.
Me: Coming thru in a min.
That's usually a 10 to 15 sec convo.
__________________
I was sittin in the cut, too lazy to get up so I'm pissin in a cup, I need a quicker buck my ribs fitna touch, I'm about to stick a nigga up, got dressed hit the block seen a nigga sittin in his truck, I lift the biscuit up the nigga jumped, what part don't you understand the stick em or the up I guess it was the stick em so I stuck it in his gut
- Papoose
|
|
|
02-20-2005, 11:35 AM
|
#2 (permalink)
|
|
Hard Out Here For A Pimp
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 4,196
|
Me: What's up baby gangster
Dealer: Ain't shit.. sup with u
Me: Chillin, chillin.. so how's shit...
Dealer: [insert ramblin shit, not at all related with my business]
then in the last few seconds of the convo...
Me: Yeah, so if I come by in a few, is that good?
Dealer: Aight, no doubt.
and it ends
|
|
|
02-20-2005, 12:13 PM
|
#3 (permalink)
|
|
Snap, Crackle, Pop.
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: 514
Posts: 101,258
|
me: sup man
dealer: sup big dawg
me: you good?
dealer: yeah man
me: you got?
dealer: of course
me: nice
|
|
|
02-20-2005, 03:21 PM
|
#4 (permalink)
|
|
all hail.
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: I walk like I don't know where I am.
Posts: 396
|
me: hey, what's up?
dealer: not much..
me: can you help me with a half or something?
dealer: haha, just stop on by
me: AIGHT PZ.
__________________
Caesar. Brutus. Jesus. Judas.
Prick the thumb of the martyrs, see who bleeds the bluest. - SCISmatters
|
|
|
02-20-2005, 03:35 PM
|
#5 (permalink)
|
|
crazy ill, mad rowdy
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: OXNARD
Posts: 3,018
|
me: bud?
him: yup.
__________________
heroes for hire..!
|
|
|
02-20-2005, 05:41 PM
|
#6 (permalink)
|
|
Mod God
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: West Coastin it.
Posts: 24,476
|
weed Head: Can i get a qtr?
Me: Yeah...where ya at?
Weed Head: Aight can u front me until tomorrow?
Me: *Click*
Weed head: Hello? [insert dial tone here]
__________________
N.iggas E.nvy B.ill'z
See Martin, see Malcolm You See Biggie, see Pac, see success and its outcome See Jesus, see Judas, see Caesar, see Brutus
See success is like suicide Suicide its a suicide If you succeed, prepare to be crucified Media meddle's, nigga's sue you, you settle Every step you take, they remind you, "you ghetto"
|
|
|
02-20-2005, 07:18 PM
|
#7 (permalink)
|
|
2 weeks..and countin
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: myspace.com/madpoet5150
Posts: 13,403
|
Dealer: Yo whats good
Me: Not much man whats good with you
Me: You Holdin?
Dealer: You know this..
Me: Good shit.. The same you brought last time?
Dealer: Yup yup
Me: Ill take a QP, that shit was ill..
Dealer: Ill swing through in 20
__________________
Ron Paul would have been our saviour
"It is true that if you are poor and can't afford a good lawyer,your odds of going to prison skyrocket, but you know what? Tough!"- Bill O'Reilly
Well FUCK Bill O'Reilly
2 weeks starts- 4.26.08...prepare for armaggedon
|
|
|
02-20-2005, 07:19 PM
|
#8 (permalink)
|
|
2 weeks..and countin
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: myspace.com/madpoet5150
Posts: 13,403
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Nebz
weed Head: Can i get a qtr?
Me: Yeah...where ya at?
Weed Head: Aight can u front me until tomorrow?
Me: *Click*
Weed head: Hello? [insert dial tone here]
|
LMAO...
__________________
Ron Paul would have been our saviour
"It is true that if you are poor and can't afford a good lawyer,your odds of going to prison skyrocket, but you know what? Tough!"- Bill O'Reilly
Well FUCK Bill O'Reilly
2 weeks starts- 4.26.08...prepare for armaggedon
|
|
|
02-20-2005, 07:38 PM
|
#9 (permalink)
|
|
Grateful
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: 703
Posts: 17,753
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Nebz
weed Head: Can i get a qtr?
Me: Yeah...where ya at?
Weed Head: Aight can u front me until tomorrow?
Me: *Click*
Weed head: Hello? [insert dial tone here]
|
-DIES-
LMFAO!!!! aaahahahaha
__________________
...God willing...
|
|
|
02-20-2005, 07:41 PM
|
#10 (permalink)
|
|
a lost cause since '03
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Boston, MA.
Posts: 6,958
|
me: u got some shit?
him: yea
all business.
__________________
i'm so ruthless..
|
|
|
02-20-2005, 07:41 PM
|
#11 (permalink)
|
|
Grateful
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: 703
Posts: 17,753
|
Me - Waddup?
Dealer - Chillin son, chillin
Me - Yo, you feel good today?
Dealer - Oh mos def son, come on by.
Or if he's on the road, and I have to call his cell.
Me - Waddup?
Dealer - Chillin son, chillin
Me - Yo, you feel good today?
Dealer - Yeh, but I'm in the ride right now.
Me - Well let's chill for a minute.
Dealer - No doubt, where you wanna meet me?
Me - (says meeting place) I be there waiting, peace.
Dealer - Peace.
__________________
...God willing...
|
|
|
02-20-2005, 08:38 PM
|
#12 (permalink)
|
|
Got Flow
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: In yo sisters bedroom
Posts: 6,016
|
lol every one having creative ways in saying weed but not really sayin it
|
|
|
02-21-2005, 11:30 AM
|
#13 (permalink)
|
|
Boryokudan
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Amsterdam
Posts: 1,026
|
Me: Yo pass the bag son
Dealer/ Friend: Here you go. Want me to roll up one as well.
Me: Yea go for it
Dealer: Ok here you go. Pay me for this sometime
Me: Oh shut the fuck up
Dealer: No seriously im low on cash
Me: If I buy you a beer then will you shut up
Silence
Dealer: Oh fuck it. Go for it
The End
__________________
No love for Bush, despise Bin Laden
Its like Im caught in the middle between two fascists
|
|
|
02-21-2005, 01:07 PM
|
#14 (permalink)
|
|
Million.Dollar.User
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Bpt,CT 203 "Suck My Dick Bitch"
Posts: 27,546
|
Me: yo
Dealer: whats good
Me: this is fellow, u got that?
Dealer: yeah, why whassup?
Me: come thru... you already know..
Dealer: aight 1
^ thats how mines go..
__________________
IM THA SHIT................................
Im that niiiggahh..an wont let that happen, im like magic i make things happen...my block knows whats happening, i dont give a fuck dawg im havoc..you want the best in me? you can have it, it'll be tragic..the fact i burry you faggots.. you in need of a bullet proof jacket,..an strap up, i get you wit the hands too so back uuup
...............................Nfamou§tylez
|
|
|
02-21-2005, 03:49 PM
|
#15 (permalink)
|
|
Banned
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: In my soul cinema
Posts: 15,052
|
me: what up yo
dealer: not much man whats goin on wit you
me: i'm just chillin..let me talk for a sec ?
dealer:yeah what up
me:zip
dealer:yeah you wanna meet at the same spot
me:no doubt..i'll be there in five..
outtie..
|
|
|
02-21-2005, 05:23 PM
|
#16 (permalink)
|
|
boogie down..
Join Date: Sep 2002
Posts: 787
|
me: you got that?
dealer: yomp (his accent lol)
me: bought to be there..
that simple..
__________________
..
|
|
|
02-21-2005, 11:44 PM
|
#17 (permalink)
|
|
Banned
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: In my soul cinema
Posts: 15,052
|
yomp ? ahahaa wtf
|
|
|
02-22-2005, 12:45 AM
|
#18 (permalink)
|
|
Personal Jesus
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Flavor Country ***Calgary***
Posts: 27,826
|
my dealer is a good friend so i usually have a good convo with him over some hoots....
but ive had dealers where the relationship is strictly business
__________________
HUH?
I went to Boston Pizza to find out what the story is
Track of the day: Tobacco Road ---> Common Market
|
|
|
02-22-2005, 02:18 AM
|
#19 (permalink)
|
|
Typhy DAO
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Seattle
Posts: 491
|
me: wsup scrap?
dealer: chillin.. nuttin much
me: let me buy like a dub yo
dealer: not now my parents home
me: fuck ya parents
dealer: nigga fuck you
me: no nigga FUCK YOU
dealer: you want some or what?
me: yeah.. wsup
dealer: well too bad
me: i'll tell the cops on you man
dealer : ok fine.. come by
*click*
|
|
|
02-22-2005, 07:17 PM
|
#20 (permalink)
|
|
Kronic Krypto Smoker
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Broward 954
Posts: 230
|
Me: S' the deal ?
Dealer: nothin...
Me: Can u serve me up a quarter?
Deal: ya meet me at mcdonalds in 10 minutes..
Me: be easy ...
Click
__________________
42o Click !-Original Krpyto Kidd-!
Lime Green Weed Leave niqqaz with red eyes - Game
|
|
|
 |
|
|
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
|
|
|
| Thread Tools |
|
|
| Display Modes |
Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
|