Weed and Police

10-07-2004, 11:57 AM

Any stories involving the 2?

Sir Bustalot · 10-07-2004, 02:04 PM

well, my one buddy was dealing, he got shook down for an ounce by 5-0, they took it and let him off, they kept it to smoke and sent him home

10-07-2004, 03:03 PM

i think i brought this upon myself....

i posted this thread ealier today to read your stories involving weed & police. Well i went on my lunch break today and i went off 2 smoke my usual blunt for lunch. I usually smoke in the parking lot across the street from my job, but today i thought i would take a ride....

So i go to these apartments right up the street from my job to smoke outside...so i smoked the last piece of a blunt from this morning, but i wasnt really blowed so i rolled up another one and startin blazin that bitch...

bout 4 minutes into the blunt i see the boys (Police) creepin starin at me and shit, now keep in mind the blunt is still in my hand while there ridin pass...so i crumbled that bitch up in my hand, still lite and everythang. Then i threw it....so the cop circles back around and by this time im in my car tryin to get the fuck out that bitch cause i had more weed on me. We drive right past each other, he all in my car lookin an shit...so he turns around and by this time im about to leave out of those apartments, and it looked like he was about to follow me...Luckily there was alot of cars comin so i turned out that bitch and hit a quick side street...and im good...right back at work

Madpoet · 10-07-2004, 09:40 PM

How bout I been arrested over a seed.

I have alot of drug stories, but none I care to relive enough to talk about..lets say police are no pussy gettin motherfuckers and if there was no military they would be fucked..

10-08-2004, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Madpoet

How bout I been arrested over a seed.

wooow that had to suck....fuckin cops, arrest us, take our stash, and smoke it...

and yet im the bad guy?

Gotti23 · 10-10-2004, 06:18 AM

I would just go to a Tim Hortons and buy a box of donuts and if the cops showed up I would give them my weed and the donuts.

Ben Official · 10-10-2004, 08:52 PM

Actually last night some fucked up shit happened (sorry if its long):

I live in Milwaukee Wisconsin where I got to the UW there. Last night my dawg came up from Madison where my home is to see whats goin on over here. He smoked me and some guys up with a few half-eighter blunts and then I took him to a double barrel at this guys house. So we're all over there jus chillin, drinkin, and all the sudden this one guy I know just falls to the floor hard and twitched around a bit, looked like he had a fuckin seizure (it was weird as FUCK). Anyways, this kid is pretty weird in general, we were all like "WHAT THE FUCK!?" and asked him if he was joking. He seemed pretty dazed and said that he was, but then I saw his face when these people helped him up (still werent sure what the fuck was happening, if he was joking or not) and when I saw his face I knew he definately was not. It was pale as FUCK, looked like he was about to die, like some fucking Resident Evil shit. Anyways, he turned out to be ok, didnt know what happened to him, but thats not really the story....

After this party all of our faded asses decided to drive around to smoke another blunt, yeah I know it was stupid, my dawg drivin wasnt that drunk though. We're all chillin, the blunt's like 2/3 done when out of the corner of my eye I saw this car comin from the right when we went into some intersection, and I was like "Holy shit" and the driver said the same thing, we fuckin hit the guy like a T-bone, but more towards the back of the other guys car. (we were in a jeep cherokee, the dude was in a lil honda civic). we were all like "WHAT THE FUCK!? and looked and made sure we didnt just run a stop sign, and when we realized the other guy, a jimmy johns delivery guy, was at fault we were all fuckin relieved. He ran a stop sign so we both pulled over, and he came out and tried to settle it. My dawg said he had to get insurance involved since the damage wasn't that bad (a cracked bumper) but it would cost a lot. So anyways, out of nowhere 2 cops come and im like "fuuuuuuck"... put out the blunt and then I thought we were in trouble. The cop interviewed both drivers n shit, blah blah blah, then I heard him ask my dawg "have you been drinking tonight?" and my heart fuckin dropped. I thought we were all gone. So he had to take a field sobriety test and fucking came back into the car, wasnt arrested. The cop walked up and gave us all a lecture, said he knew we had all been drinking (and all of us are 18), and said he would fucking LET US GO if we just parked the car right where it was and walked back to the campus. DAYUM we fuckin lucked OUT!!

Ben Official · 10-10-2004, 08:53 PM

hahaha sorry for the longness........................

SkeLLaTOr · 10-10-2004, 10:18 PM

Yes...

Fuck probation..

Ben Official · 10-13-2004, 06:25 PM

lol i typef all that shit for nothing.

~Eloquent · 10-15-2004, 02:18 PM

lol...
ive been stopped and searched before
one time i probaly smoked like an hour before...
wasnt really high but i mightve smelled like it

anyways im lucky with that type of shit
very rarely will i ever drive with anything on me
but i do ride with my brother alot when we got nowhere to go and we ride and blaze
just be careful
do your best to not be obvious
we always take back roads,different roads when we ride and smoke

and police is thick on these roads by my house now...
anyways im straight,usually ill just smoke outside of my house late at night if im by myself
i wont be driving deep somewhere and blaze,thats for sure

and my brother got arrested for crumbs in his shirt pocket once...
long ago,
thats a long story

trueprophit · 10-18-2004, 09:31 AM

here's a fucked story

they built this skatepark near where I used to live and before it was totally finished me and my neighbor decided to go jump the fence and be the first ones to skate it. I had about a 1/4 on me at the time just for personal, we burned sittin on the halfpipe then skated for a couple hours, then a cop rolls up (it was late, 12+ or something) and points out the 'NO TRESPASSING SIGN' and we go along with him, thinking he's gonna be cool about it, cause when he first rolled up he didnt seem pissed we were there..yeah, we should have run like a mofo cause as soon as I stepped through that gate he was throwing me up against the car patting me down. I had the dope in my sock, on my RIGHT foot, he lifts up my shirt looking for anything tucked, then my left pantleg, then I got that frog in the throat heart about to stop feeling as he lifted my right pantleg as I'm thinking "yep, I'm fucked", then he doesnt even notice it! and I'm thinking, hell yeah, I'm the man, I so got away with that shiot..I thought that right until he put me into his car and started patting my friend down..now here came the froggy throat shit I'm fucked feeling again cause I rememberd he had a little sumthin sumthin. Cop searches him, doesn't find a thing, throws him in the car too. takes us to county. Now we're sitting in a jail cell, alright? paranoid as fuck with dope in my sock, then things got much worse. my friend (being the outstanding citizen that he is) decides that this would be a good time to tell me he had heron crotched when the cop patted him down..and he didn't find it..so here we are, two kids sitting in jail for skating in an uncompleted skatepark thinking we're gonna get busted for this shit IN jail. so I did the only logical thing that I could, I ate the weed. it was disgusting and I it made my throat bleed from teh twigs, then my friend here still has the smack. I'm like dude, get RID of that shit, just dump it out in the corner or something, but ohhh no, what does he do you ask? he proceeds to snort it all, IN jail, just to dispose of the evidence. if that's not reason enough never to fuck with the shit, I don't know WHAT is, cause that's some addict shit. so we sat there most of the night, I was like 17 at the time so I got out that same night but my friend was 19 so he wasn't so lucky. he didn't get busted for the drugs, just trespassing on private property, but when he got out he said the paranoia wrecked him and he was fiending like a crackhead. the first thing he did was go try to score more smack. smart guy huh? he got busted 2 days later in chi buying off a undercover and still, is in jail to this day.

moral of the story, DITCH YO SHIT or RUN. you don't wanna get locked up with dope on you, it's not fun. Oh and stay off the blowz

Endless Insight · 10-20-2004, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Treasures

So we're all over there jus chillin, drinkin, and all the sudden this one guy I know just falls to the floor hard and twitched around a bit, looked like he had a fuckin seizure (it was weird as FUCK). Anyways, this kid is pretty weird in general, we were all like "WHAT THE FUCK!?" and asked him if he was joking. He seemed pretty dazed and said that he was, but then I saw his face when these people helped him up (still werent sure what the fuck was happening, if he was joking or not) and when I saw his face I knew he definately was not. It was pale as FUCK, looked like he was about to die, like some fucking Resident Evil shit. Anyways, he turned out to be ok, didnt know what happened to him, but thats not really the story....

That exact same thing happened to me twice...

First when I had started smoking, me and my dudes were chillin in my friends Garage, smoking some crazy ass dank bud. After like 3 bowlpacks I started feelin a little dizzy. I was high as fuck and leaned back against the car that was parked in there. The next thing I can remember I was bent down behind the car touching the ground, like examining the concrete and shit. My friends asked me what I was doin, and I said "I'm lookin for crack on the ground" ... I guess I saw some white shit on the ground and thought it was crack... I dunno I was fuckin buggin. Then I stood up and I was leaning up against the car again, and my friends say all the sudden I just like fell to the concrete and started shakin like I was havin a seizure or some shit, then I snapped out of it and I was layin on the ground like what the FUCK just happened, and they were all askin me if I was OK like scared as hell they might have to take me to the hospital or someshit and tell them we smoked.. I was ok after that, nothin really wrong with me but it scared the fuck outta me so I was just like sittin still for the rest of the time over there watchin them play Tony Hawk..

The other time was when I was on shrooms, and we had smoked like 3 blunts, sitting just trippin my ass off, and I got that seem dizzy buzz feeling that I got before.. I went up in the bathroom and it was like hard as fuck to stand up, so I grabbed onto my dudes towel rack and it wouldnt support my weight and it fuckin broke, and I fell and hit my head on the sink counter. Then I stood up and I was dazed as fuck and came out the bathroom and my dude tells me I just dropped to the floor again right after that and started shakin like that same type of seizure shit...

The first time I had'nt eaten anything in like a day and hadnt slept in almost 30 hours, so I think thats probably what caused it. The second time I was just on some REALLY good shrooms and smoked way too much weed. Both times I was straight like 5 minutes after it happened though.

Weird shit.

~Eloquent · 10-20-2004, 08:37 PM

yea you gotta ditch that shit prophet

it sux cuz your throwin away money basically

but fuck the police
its better you throw it

Dunpeal · 10-20-2004, 09:17 PM

To mothafuckin many.

Xx Phene xX · 10-21-2004, 03:10 AM

weed & police = Court Case in Dec.

Fuck the pigs.

Ben Official · 10-21-2004, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Endless Insight

That exact same thing happened to me twice...

First when I had started smoking, me and my dudes were chillin in my friends Garage, smoking some crazy ass dank bud. After like 3 bowlpacks I started feelin a little dizzy. I was high as fuck and leaned back against the car that was parked in there. The next thing I can remember I was bent down behind the car touching the ground, like examining the concrete and shit. My friends asked me what I was doin, and I said "I'm lookin for crack on the ground" ... I guess I saw some white shit on the ground and thought it was crack... I dunno I was fuckin buggin. Then I stood up and I was leaning up against the car again, and my friends say all the sudden I just like fell to the concrete and started shakin like I was havin a seizure or some shit, then I snapped out of it and I was layin on the ground like what the FUCK just happened, and they were all askin me if I was OK like scared as hell they might have to take me to the hospital or someshit and tell them we smoked.. I was ok after that, nothin really wrong with me but it scared the fuck outta me so I was just like sittin still for the rest of the time over there watchin them play Tony Hawk..

The other time was when I was on shrooms, and we had smoked like 3 blunts, sitting just trippin my ass off, and I got that seem dizzy buzz feeling that I got before.. I went up in the bathroom and it was like hard as fuck to stand up, so I grabbed onto my dudes towel rack and it wouldnt support my weight and it fuckin broke, and I fell and hit my head on the sink counter. Then I stood up and I was dazed as fuck and came out the bathroom and my dude tells me I just dropped to the floor again right after that and started shakin like that same type of seizure shit...

The first time I had'nt eaten anything in like a day and hadnt slept in almost 30 hours, so I think thats probably what caused it. The second time I was just on some REALLY good shrooms and smoked way too much weed. Both times I was straight like 5 minutes after it happened though.

Weird shit.

yeah that shits fucked up, you can never know for sure what caused it. Sometimes seizures happen for no reason at all i guess, according to my dad. but yeah, ive gotten that dizzy feelin before though, thought i was gunna pass out, its kinda a funny story...
we were in k-mart when it was just about to shut down, and we went in there blunted the fuck out. i dont know how many blunts we smoked, we smoked a few but we were power hittin them. anyways, we go in there and STOCK UP on candy, got so much shit, then when we were checking out, the lady in front of me bought like 30 disposable cameras so i was just waiting ther blowed as fuck leaning on the counter, i didnt know what i was about to do, pass out or puke. my head fealt the size of a penny and i was dizzy as fuck. I was just hoping this bitch would hurry the fuck up and get out so I could go outside and either puke or pass out. i FINALLY got my shit checked out, and walked outside with my dawgs, then i walked right in front of 2 cars and stopped in their path and puked my brains out. ALL the fuck over the middle of the street while all these people were staring at me. after i finished puking, i just walked away like nothing happened, and all these people were still staring at me, it was fucking hilarious. anyways, i went into the car and sat there for like 20 mins blazes out of my gord and after that i was fine.

trueprophit · 10-21-2004, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Eloquent Poet

yea you gotta ditch that shit prophet

it sux cuz your throwin away money basically

but fuck the police
its better you throw it

w3rd

The_MRB · 10-31-2004, 03:40 PM

i had been smoking dope with some friends in a field and some mofo must have called the po po so they came down and my mate sed hed been drinking and that he was 17 without prompt so we jus gave our ages (i lied) and they let us off

o the high life

Lord of Emo. · 10-31-2004, 05:24 PM

one time me and my buddy were down at the beach, and i was high as fuck (he doesn't smoke). so we're sitting down at the beach, and it's like 11 at night. we go back to my car, in the parking lot, and i'm throwing my keys up and down in the air. they fall, and my automatic-car-unlock thing breaks. my car was locked, and for some reason, it doesn't unlock with the key, unless you also unlock it with the automatic-button. my window is open, so i figure that i'll just open it from the inside.

wrong.

the car alarm goes off, and it won't fucking stop. we're right next to a development full of houses, i'm high as fuck, i have like a 10-sack on me, and my car is fucking blaring.

a cop pulls up, just to check on the bathrooms at the park/beach, and he sees us with my fucking car blaring. he pulls up, and my friend jumps in front of me and starts talking. i'm talking at the same time as him, because i'm paranoid as fuck and trying to cover up for it. he asks us what we're doing and if we'd like to come over by his car so we could straighten things out, but he gets a call on his radio and he goes "oh well, good luck with your car" and flys off.

WHEW.

i've had more stories of where we've been caught/amost caught, but that's the one that always pops into my head.