How To Get To Heaven When You Die

sreeja · 12-18-2007, 01:02 AM

i think the heaven and hell are in the earth itself.For getting good do good things, think about good things.

XFRODOBAGGINSX · 01-15-2008, 12:16 PM

It's not about what I say, it's about what God says. God's word is the truth. It has stood the test of time. To say hat Christianity is finished is funny because that's what the guy who invented the printing press said. He said that Christianity was outdated and soon to be gone forever. A couple of years later, his printing press was used to copy millions of bibles. It has helped the spread of the good news of Jesus Christ. The devil has tried to destroy Christianity for 2000 years and God has preserved it. I'm not arrogant, I just know the truth. Why lie to myself and turn away from the truth?

The Militant · 01-15-2008, 12:58 PM

someone that stops searching for the truth once they think theyve found it puts themself in danger of being content with being wrong

never stop looking

maybe there is another faith for this day. i wont drop names. but i think christianity and islam while both right for their day, have paved the way for the next world religion

and its today

Jack McCrack · 01-15-2008, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by XFRODOBAGGINSX

God dictated every word of the bible. We know that if humans had written it, it would contradict it's self and even contain errors. It doesn't.

The bible contains tons of contradictions. The following question might be one of them...but im not sure. If its not a contradiction feel free to correct me and give me the right answer.

Why would Satan punish sinners in Hell if he is supposed to be praising them for doing 'wrong'?

Sir Bustalot · 01-17-2008, 10:17 AM

i thinks its wack how hardcore christians beleive that if you dont worship jesus then youre destined for hell...

if thats how god is then he can suck on my giant cock.

but i dont beleive thats how god is.....

i actually doubt many people qualify for hell. I would even go as far as saying that everyone goes to heaven(whatever your interpretation of that might be)

if there was a god, excluding someone from heaven due to a religious difference would contradict his kindness. Instead of God he should be then called "Boss" and you should have to lick on his boots and let him ass fuck you just cuz he said thats the way it is.

fuck that.

i dont claim to know whats right in regards to god. I just think my version is better.

XFRODOBAGGINSX · 02-28-2008, 12:52 AM

Science and the bible:

http://www.clarifyingchristianity.com/science.shtml

SiFu · 03-04-2008, 04:47 PM

lol Typical Catholic, or perhaps not coz he mentions Baptism....anyway....

Classic Evangelical then, using Fear of God instead of the Kindness of God....do as he says or goto Hell, and what does he say?? Well he speaks through me so listen to me, I am a man but closer to God!!....

God in his infinite wisdom would surely know how to write?? Why not magically write a book with no errors or contradictions that we could all sit down and say, right, God did this end of story....who wrote the Bible?? Tell me that?? Who are Mathew Mark Luke and John?? Jesus' disciples? Its not proven....why leave out the Gospels of Mary and Thomas? Who decided what books should go into the 'bible'?? Why leave out many other books??

You see your logic is fatally flawed, while I believe in God I dont believe in a conscious being, do I believe in pure good and pure evil, yes I do, do I think we goto either place when we die?? I dont know.....

So many things of your God are contradictory....so you believe in the old testament then, obviously with Adam and Eve story, then why make the tree?? Why was God not around when the snake spoke to Eve (surely God is everywhere always??).....why give them free will and then tell them not to do certain things?? as a test of their loyalty?? But he knew already they would fail that so why go through the process?? and later in the old testament, why does God reward Joshua I believe it was for deceiving his father? When his father is dying he pretends to be the oldest brother to get the blessing of his father (on the orders of his mother, as the oldest son was born from a handmaiden because Sarah was supposed to be barren but then 'god' blessed her with a child later on).....and why did Abram pimp his wife to the king in order to gain donkey's and land?? and God blessed him for it?? Why did God 'harden pharohs' heart when it came time to free the Jews from Egypt....the Pharoh was gonna let them go but God made his heart hard and changed his mind to no......why no-one mentions Aaron, as Moses couldnt speak well and needed Aaron to do his talking for him......the old testament goes on and on and on with this type of shit......so you may say that Jesus nullified the old testament and broke the covenant God made with the Jews as they will spawn the kings of nations, this means God brakes his word??? No wonder the Jews didnt like Jesus preaching.....and Jesus fogave very easily, so if you believe him as God, then doing something wrong and then trying to live better is all Jesus would need to forgive you, not to punish yourself continuously and not to bow down to the very people Jesus was against......

Again your logic is flawed and know this is a joke for you....but c'mon, spread something good and uplifting if your gonna do the religious thing, stop spreading fear, we all know fear is the best means of control, but seriously....its getting old fashioned real quick.....

PEACE

XFRODOBAGGINSX · 04-10-2008, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by SiFu

lol Typical Catholic, or perhaps not coz he mentions Baptism....anyway....

I'm not catholic.

Classic Evangelical then, using Fear of God instead of the Kindness of God....do as he says or goto Hell, and what does he say?? Well he speaks through me so listen to me, I am a man but closer to God!!....

Using anything I can to get people from going to that horrible place which IS HORRIFYING. Who are you to tell me how to lead souls to Christ? I am following God's word. What are YOU following?

God in his infinite wisdom would surely know how to write?? Why not magically write a book with no errors or contradictions that we could all sit down and say, right, God did this end of story....who wrote the Bible?? Tell me that?? Who are Mathew Mark Luke and John?? Jesus' disciples? Its not proven....why leave out the Gospels of Mary and Thomas? Who decided what books should go into the 'bible'?? Why leave out many other books??

Because those books are heretical. They weren't even written by mary and thomas and they were written hundreds of years AFTER the event and contradict the eyewitness accounts, that's why. Had you done your research, you would have known that.

You see your logic is fatally flawed, while I believe in God I dont believe in a conscious being, do I believe in pure good and pure evil, yes I do, do I think we goto either place when we die?? I dont know.....

No, yours is. So, then you admit that you don't believe God's word, yet you tell me how to share it with people?

So many things of your God are contradictory

No they aren't

...so you believe in the old testament then, obviously with Adam and Eve story, then why make the tree??

To give them freewill to choose good or evil.

Why was God not around when the snake spoke to Eve (surely God is everywhere always??)

Because God had already warned them and was testing them.

.....why give them free will and then tell them not to do certain things?? as a test of their loyalty?? But he knew already they would fail that so why go through the process??

Ya, He knew, but had to allow it to be put to practice.

and later in the old testament, why does God reward Joshua I believe it was for deceiving his father?

It was Jacob. He was given the blessing because Esau was fool enough to sell his birthright for a bowl of soup. Why would Esau get the blessing after doing that? Jacob was wrong for the way he handled himself and God chastened him for 14 years.

When his father is dying he pretends to be the oldest brother to get the blessing of his father (on the orders of his mother, as the oldest son was born from a handmaiden because Sarah was supposed to be barren but then 'god' blessed her with a child later on).....and why did Abram pimp his wife to the king in order to gain donkey's and land?? and God blessed him for it?? Why did God 'harden pharohs' heart when it came time to free the Jews from Egypt....the Pharoh was gonna let them go but God made his heart hard and changed his mind to no.....

Ro 9:17 For the scripture saith unto Pharaoh, Even for this same purpose have I raised thee up, that I might shew my power in thee, and that my name might be declared throughout all the earth. Therefore hath he mercy on whom he will have mercy, and whom he will he hardeneth. Thou wilt say then unto me, Why doth he yet find fault? For who hath resisted his will? Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed it, Why hast thou made me thus? {repliest...: or, answerest again, or, disputest with God?} Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour? What if God, willing to shew his wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction: {fitted: or, made up} And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory,

.why no-one mentions Aaron, as Moses couldnt speak well and needed Aaron to do his talking for him......the old testament goes on and on and on with this type of shit......so you may say that Jesus nullified the old testament and broke the covenant God made with the Jews as they will spawn the kings of nations, this means God brakes his word??? No wonder the Jews didnt like Jesus preaching.....and Jesus fogave very easily, so if you believe him as God, then doing something wrong and then trying to live better is all Jesus would need to forgive you, not to punish yourself continuously and not to bow down to the very people Jesus was against......

Again your logic is flawed and know this is a joke for you....but c'mon, spread something good and uplifting if your gonna do the religious thing, stop spreading fear, we all know fear is the best means of control, but seriously....its getting old fashioned real quick.....

I am spreading the TRUTH. I am not going to tickle people's ears and make them feel good so that they can go to hell. I want them to repent and turn to Jesus Christ so that they can be SAVED. Who is the badguy, the one who hides the truth or the one who tells it?

PEACE

My responses are in bold above.

SiFu · 04-10-2008, 06:24 PM

If you truly believe that Constantine and the Council of Nicia (sp?!?) made the Books of the Bible complete then I cannot listen to you....There is no evidence that the books are 'eye-witness' accounts of the actual life of Jesus.......Constantine made Jesus to be like one of their Pagan Gods on purpose, with magical powers and such.....They left out all of the Humanity of Jesus and important Gnostic and Philosophical discussions apparently had by Jesus and his disciples......such things are how the mind is the gateway between the spirit and soul....these types of things that can really help a human to understand himself and his true nature enabling him not to sin anymore and be pure in action and thought allowing for a better life and death etc etc......These are the things the Church doesnt want you to know, these are the real rules and practices that save a person, not threatening them with Hell and Horrifying depths of misery....thats for power mongers and controllers......Thats for people who think God instructs people to conquer other lands and 'kill every living thing' they find there.....thats not for me.....

The praise and worship of God is not enough to save yourself......if you think that then you've been mislead.....

God doesnt need our praise and worship, it does nothing for him, our loyalty to him also does nothing for him, if you think God is someone who needs these things again you are mistaken.....

God wants us to be free from the evils we posses within ourselves....if people praising Jesus gives them the strength to analyze themselves and work towards being people aware of their true nature then I have no problem with that, Jesus has some of the greatest teachings that can be found in other religions, an undeniable truth that underlines everything......that fact that God exists doesnt really matter in your own salvation....just like Rehab doesnt make drug addicts clean, it helps them to understand but at the end of the day they have to work for themselves and do the work themselves, forgive themselves and suffer themselves, rehab doesnt take the burden away....

hahahahaha why do I do this?? talk to people who are set in their beliefs?? I aint changing my mind, he aint changing his hahahaha

PEACE

XFRODOBAGGINSX · 04-28-2008, 12:49 PM

Please take the time to read this first post and pray that prayer to God at the bottom of it if you haven't yet.

XFRODOBAGGINSX · 05-06-2008, 10:20 AM

Link to a guy who says he went to hell and back.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...arch&plindex=0

LRG829 · 05-06-2008, 11:26 AM

heaven is as fucking fake as a 3 dollar bill.

toker · 05-06-2008, 03:22 PM

hey i got a question for u nerds..

does everybody get to go to heaven??

like am i gonna be able to see some dinosaurs??

i always wanted to see a dodo bird, is homie gonna be there??

how bout them old school pirates??

heaven must be a big ass place to house all these niggas, not to mention all them animals

and does that mean heaven has some tye of water?? where do all the fish live??

and what about the flyin animals.. are they like on heaven lvl 2?? i mean heaven is in the air or something so these niggas is gonna be above heaven?

and what about the animals that live in the ground??

and what about sex?? u know a nigga gonna get horny if he gotta live for eternity.. dunno bout u kats but i wanna put my cock in an angels ass haha.. fuck pullin on her hair im pull on her wings hehe..

also what kinda housing u got?? better be a big ass house cus i aint tryna sleep on the ground..

Odysseus · 05-06-2008, 07:16 PM

If I keep smoking the way I do, I might get high enough to reach heaven BEFORE I die!

XFRODOBAGGINSX · 06-09-2008, 11:37 AM

I HAVE found the truth. Jesus Christ is the way, the truth and the life. You need Him in your life to be whole, complete, happy, forgiven and have eternal life.

XFRODOBAGGINSX · 06-30-2008, 01:29 AM

I know God and His name is Jesus Christ. I do keep researching more and more and cannot believe how much there is to learn about the Lord and His word.

XFRODOBAGGINSX · 08-22-2008, 12:22 PM

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XFRODOBAGGINSX · 10-12-2008, 11:34 PM

Lewis Farrakhan calls Obama the Messiah!!
YouTube - Louis farrakhan Calls OBAMA the messiah! Helter Skelter

Obama Mocks the bible
YouTube - The Sermon on the Mount 60 Seconds

XFRODOBAGGINSX · 10-29-2009, 12:21 AM

Please read this first post and pray that prayer at the bottom of it to God from your heart.