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Gorilla Nasty · 11-19-2006, 10:51 AM

Years ago, my boy was tryin to buy some weed. Couldn't find any. So he had to go thru some guy he wasn't cool with at the time. Dude comes thru, they meet outside, he gets a sack.

He shows it to me. Looks like all shake. I open it up and it smells funny. It almost has a salty smell? And it was hooked up big time. Dude says ol boy hooked him up cause it was around Christmas. I'm like "Don't smoke it man. I don't think it's weed". He smokes it anway.

After he's done, he says he ain't high. I started laughing so hard I almost pissed myself. Him being sober confirmed it. He got sold a bag of grass clippings with seeds in it.

I was at a friends house. I went to use the bathromm. When I come out, this dude Dave is smoking a bowl my guy Kenny packed for him. Towards the end, he starts choking and coughing. He says "that tasted like roasted ass hair" but keeps on smoking it. He was close. Ol boy smoked some pubic hair at the bottom of the bowl.

-XzErEoUs- · 11-20-2006, 03:40 PM

^^ either ur a horrible liar or you have some of the dumbest fuckin friends alive

burnt pubs n grass clippins look nothin like bud u fuckin clown

-Paper Chase- · 11-20-2006, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by -XzErEoUs-

^^ either ur a horrible liar or you have some of the dumbest fuckin friends alive

burnt pubs n grass clippins look nothin like bud u fuckin clown

LOL..

macmilimeterhyms · 11-20-2006, 09:47 PM

wow, dude got herbed up pretty good lol

Gorilla Nasty · 11-21-2006, 06:23 PM

The grass clippings were very powdery, and looked exactly like some shake.

And the pubes were in the bottom of a pipe, and covered with weed on top.

You're only making yourself look dumb and ignorant by not being able to read and comprehend. But since your post was out of retaliation for me insulting you're stupid thread about who you would smoke with you can always be under the disguise of acting out of emotion

R3DRUM · 11-30-2006, 10:55 AM

id beat tha fuck outta nigga i found that shit out...

Fo'Trill · 11-30-2006, 12:29 PM

your 1st friend kind of deserves it. if your beefing with someone why would you give them money or even trust them to be honest with you?

11-19-2006, 10:51 AM	#1 (permalink)
Gorilla Nasty Nasty Gorilla Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,632	2 funny stories Years ago, my boy was tryin to buy some weed. Couldn't find any. So he had to go thru some guy he wasn't cool with at the time. Dude comes thru, they meet outside, he gets a sack. He shows it to me. Looks like all shake. I open it up and it smells funny. It almost has a salty smell? And it was hooked up big time. Dude says ol boy hooked him up cause it was around Christmas. I'm like "Don't smoke it man. I don't think it's weed". He smokes it anway. After he's done, he says he ain't high. I started laughing so hard I almost pissed myself. Him being sober confirmed it. He got sold a bag of grass clippings with seeds in it. I was at a friends house. I went to use the bathromm. When I come out, this dude Dave is smoking a bowl my guy Kenny packed for him. Towards the end, he starts choking and coughing. He says "that tasted like roasted ass hair" but keeps on smoking it. He was close. Ol boy smoked some pubic hair at the bottom of the bowl.

11-20-2006, 03:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
-XzErEoUs- im super, mayne Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Jersey New Posts: 12,686	^^ either ur a horrible liar or you have some of the dumbest fuckin friends alive burnt pubs n grass clippins look nothin like bud u fuckin clown __________________ i ams what i says i ams

11-30-2006, 10:55 AM	#6 (permalink)
R3DRUM Bloody Mary Jane Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Albany, GA Posts: 1,888	id beat tha fuck outta nigga i found that shit out... __________________ Get High, or get low. http://www.myspace.com/smokeout420840

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11-20-2006, 09:47 PM	#4 (permalink)
macmilimeterhyms Product of the 80s Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: NJ Exit 8a... Posts: 2,675	wow, dude got herbed up pretty good lol

11-21-2006, 06:23 PM	#5 (permalink)
Gorilla Nasty Nasty Gorilla Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,632	The grass clippings were very powdery, and looked exactly like some shake. And the pubes were in the bottom of a pipe, and covered with weed on top. You're only making yourself look dumb and ignorant by not being able to read and comprehend. But since your post was out of retaliation for me insulting you're stupid thread about who you would smoke with you can always be under the disguise of acting out of emotion

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