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Billy Crystal signed a contract with the yankees
apparently actor, producer, comedian billy crystal has signed a contract with the new york yankees to play as a birthday gift to him by the team. apparently they will let him play at least an inning in a minor league pre season match.
i hope he gets hit by a pitch.
(mods i dare u to figure out what forum to move this to)
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Kick my little raps cuz I thought niggas wouldn't understand.
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