Interlude
Intro
Man, yall should be getting the silent treatment. I'm not even playing. Damn. Wasn't much to write about the week just gone. Not much at all. Infact this is the entire mag. Just this intro...
The Spotlight
Illweezy
Ill weezy is a kid who has been around since before i can remember, and although he has never won a title, he has always been at the top of a short list of members with the skill to do it, but never quite got there. This week he was facing Atreyu, a skilled opponent with more or less a hit or miss style. Sadly, the match never went down due to an Atreyu no show, but illweezy dropped a humorous verse, with a somewhat played ending, yet it still managed to get the job done. There were flaws in his verse as expected from a rusty vet, but in the coming weeks on his rise through the ranks i'm positive the rust will be shook off revealing a polished writer underneath. Could this be the begining of Illweezy's title run? Be on the look out in the coming weeks because only time will tell if weeze can compete at the level we all know he is capable of.
Illweezy's verse from this past week:
19. Atreyu 2-2 ~VS~ 20. iLLweezy 4-0
Interview with Vizz
Madpoet: Ladies and Gentleman, Biters and writers I have the pleasure today of bringing you, 11-1 Vizz Blade V.2, how you doing today homie?
Vizz Blade: it was an ill weekend, yourself?
Madpoet: My weekend was pretty fat I hit the studio n shit, but this isnt about me is it? Lets get down to the nitty gritty right off, what is your take on the current state of the RSTL?
Vizz Blade: dude....one word, and its harsh as fuck....
Vizz Blade: SHAMBLES, i left a path of destruction in my wake,no1 wants to show up in fear of losing to me
Vizz Blade: i came back, n every1 i posted on, either didnt show, and had some sorry ass excuse, or did show, n had some sorry ass excuse why they lost
Vizz Blade: like atreyu
Vizz Blade: telling me you "didnt try your hardest" isnt gona get u ne slack in this league or respect
Madpoet: Anytime someone loses it is the infamous Keystyle excuse or that they didnt try..Ok who are the five best and 5 worst RSTL'ers in the past 6 months?
Vizz Blade: oh god you know what mad im not gona lie to you,i have a hard time finishing any of these peoples stories, they are all that boring
Vizz Blade: the best ive seen so far is without a doubt...riko...hes on top isnt he??? .... jersey .....he can serve up some shit.....god father has impressed me several times.....prophet is better than average...
Vizz Blade: but the worst of the RSTL? thats easy, look at the people not showing
Vizz Blade: they comprise the worst 20 RSTLers without a doubt
Vizz Blade: and adrock is horrible, i do not feel that guy, at all... im sorry
Madpoet: If you only knew who Adrock was you'd probably laugh, even for the net fags can becoming frustrating. If you could fuck up one person on RM for being a complete and absolute dipshit, whose ass would you whoop?
Vizz Blade: edward enygma aka somnio.....i would kick his dick up into his stomach then fuck the hole
Madpoet: Somino, you hear that, Vizz calling you a bitch motherfucker and he'd fuck your mom with an ice dildo, now that that is out of the way, if you could do a track with one artist living or dead who would it be and why?
Vizz Blade: i knew him as rob the
micburn@...yall called him epimetheus
Vizz Blade: ive done track upon track with him but never nething even remotely decent quality
Vizz Blade: we both were on sound recorder n jeffs voicechat back then,why.....ne1 knows why....rob made you feel the song....his voice cut in and he was rocketing out lines that were not only exhilarating cuz they were coming so fast but they had depth to em
Madpoet: if you could be anyone , anywhere for 24 hours, who would you want to be and why?
Vizz Blade: id be me, but...id be me in the caribbean, cause im a pimp, and thats where pimps go
Madpoet: If you could have one superpower what would you choose and what would you do with it?
Vizz Blade: id want the power to manipulate thoughts....like, to give girls certain thoughts...specific thoughts...like when u walk into a room n meet a gilr, in 5 minutes, she knows whether she wants 2 fuck u or not 1 day....i wana implant that "damn i gota fuck him" seed
Madpoet: Out of , Fergie from the black eyed peas, Jennifer Lopez, Mariah Carey, kelly clarkston, and Ciara, in what order would you fuck them? and you cant say all at the same time
Vizz Blade: haha, well id fuck carey first, cause shes the oldest out of the bunch (i think) so shed have the least energy.... once she was good and done with, id toss her aside for lopez, get a little effortless riding action going on, since ill need to save my strength for.....fergie, who would probably dance up and down my dick
Vizz Blade: then id tell fergie to entertain me while clarkston sucked my dick all the way down that angellic throat of hers
Vizz Blade: n ciara would film it all cuz i dont like black chicks
Madpoet: if you had a million dollars what would you do with it?
Vizz Blade: id build a marijuana green house in a remote country and retire
Madpoet: And what 5 rappers should have never ever picked up a mic and at this point should just kill themselves?
Vizz Blade: 5 rappers that need to die huh? nelly shoulda had his hands cut off for touching a mic.... i do not feel this ridiculous nuk if you buk shit i duno who raps that but good lord man get a day job.... i cant stand la chat or really ne black rapping chick.... i mean even lil kim hurts my ears....these girls r just trash live.....
Vizz Blade: and last but not least LL cool j needed to retire after momma knocked out his skills