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Old 04-15-2005, 06:32 PM   #14 (permalink)
Tha Cunnysmythe
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Originally Posted by SonikTek
Niggga you need to lay off this circumsized/uncircumsized shit before I cut ur dick off...

For reals though... I keep my shit clean... I pull the skin back and bow! Straight wax on wax off that shit til all the shit's clean.

You gotta remember that there's no REASON to do it, unless you're really fuckin lazy. The benefits are eliminated if you take care of your shit....

Just wipe your dick and stop worrying about it, it's not like girls are gonna be more willing to sleep with u if you are cut.

"Hey baby... Is your boyfriend circumsized? Cuz I am..."

"Oh my god.. Teresa, can you take my car home, I have a ride..."
Every aspect of that was brilliant.




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Originally Posted by LikeWise3001
i never understood the stinky dick thing...


I think thats for like kids or something...or for some rare disorder that some uncut males get....like the skin doesnt fold back or something...
True - Some guys can't roll the skin back, so they HAVE to get cut or risk infection. It's rare, though. I think my cousins had it.

Only lazy, lazy fuckers who can't be arsed to twitch two fingers would suffer from stink dick. If your cock smells, you wash it... It stands to reason.

I don't want some cold dick after I fuck. The skin stays. It's not as if the skin doesn't stay back when it matters. You get hard, you roll it back - voila! I'd prefer to have the choice.
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Originally Posted by butfuklo
I love that song. It has one of the best beats ever and the rhymes are good. When I first heard it I was being chased by the cops on I-10 going over 100mph while a girl was riding my dick. my friends were busting at the cops with AKs and barettas, while double penetrating a bitch in the back seat. Their was a dead fake ass thug punk ass bitch in the trunk who tried to not pay me full for 5 bricks of weed. Also the trunk was full of coke. I was headed to fuckin Juarez, Mexico. My heart was running so fast that I couldnt even feel the bitch's pussy on my dick. We was ridin a 99 pontiac grand am, jacked from some fancy ass hotel. We rode through the fuckin pig barrier at the Mexican Border. By the time we got there two fuckin wheels had been blown up but we made it in safe. Anyways, Purple Pills is a tight ass song.
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