[Jersey_Emcee]

Originally Posted by Ignorant

1. Don't talk to your friends about our relationship, come to me.

2. Don't talk to your mother about our relationship, come to me.

3. In fact, leave outsiders where they belong... outside of our relationship.

4. Suck my dick often... I'll never object.

5. Never call me out in front of my friends (this should be rule #1)

6. Don't expect me to read your mind, let me know what's going on.

7. Let me hang with my friends and stop asking to tag along.

8. Don't stress me when I'm drunk or high, let me sleep it off and we'll talk later.

9. Don't nag me.

10. If I put the toilet seat down for you, then leave it up for me.

Amen...