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1. Don't talk to your friends about our relationship, come to me.
2. Don't talk to your mother about our relationship, come to me.
3. In fact, leave outsiders where they belong... outside of our relationship.
4. Suck my dick often... I'll never object.
5. Never call me out in front of my friends (this should be rule #1)
6. Don't expect me to read your mind, let me know what's going on.
7. Let me hang with my friends and stop asking to tag along.
8. Don't stress me when I'm drunk or high, let me sleep it off and we'll talk later.
9. Don't nag me.
10. If I put the toilet seat down for you, then leave it up for me.
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"It would be better not to know so many things, than to know so many things that are not so." - Felix Okoye
"The learning and knowledge that we have is at the most, but little compared with that of which we are ignorant." - Plato
"How can we remember our ignorance, which our growth requires, when we're using our knowledge all the time?" - Henry David Thoreau
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