Dark Horses Run The Race
A Look At Those That Might Suprise
by Edward Lake
Sup y'all. This ya man Ed Lake comin through. I just peeped the brackets for the tourney, and believe me, I skeet skeet my own boxers like Nore, lol. Here's a brief introduction to the people who can upset a lot of favorites. I mean, we all know damn well that people like Talent and Corey are gonna rip shit up, but to the RSTL novice, or to the heads who don't pay attention alot, this is for you.
In the North bracket, Poetiquette is seeded 3rd. Looking at the other brackets, this means User/Tek/Atheist level. There's gotta be a bunch of people around not knowing who he is though. Poetiquette also goes by the name of Jweaks, and has been around for a hot minute. Always gets slept on, but never lets his readers down. An acquired taste, I guess. Don't be surprised if you see his poetical ass in the elite 8 or somethin though, I warned y'all.
I don't think I need to warn you about Atreyu. His cocky ass has been advertising himself all over the boards, and in the meanwhile, improved his shit faster than we could say 'you overrate yoself youngin.'. I still don't like his attitude, but he's vastly improving and can be considered a real threat. He reminds me of Dahlohner somehow. Don't underestimate em.
And of course, I'ma mention myself, Edward Lake. What did you expect, muthafucka. Lazy, that I am. But I really want to win this shit. I've been so close to the top...so close. It's made me hungry. If you need an introduction as to who I am, check out the UPN topical archive. That should say enough. If not, eat dick.
Last dark horse in this is actually an Ashen Horse, lol. He is an alias, and I know who he is. And believe me, the boy can write like crazy. He's been around for a while, and is not influenced by modern day fads..just solid writing. Definetely someone I could see in the Elite 8. Oh, and BTW, that name is cool as fuck.
Anyway, that wraps it up. Oh..and I just copped myself a new knife, and it slices through flesh like whoa. Don't vote against me and be a victim.
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yep, thanks for reading...i know, it's a great mag...have fun in the tournament, try your best, and drop good votes...peace.